Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

rem
Rem is also where ypu dream though. So on a way she is literally your dreamgirl
anya
Just dont get alcohol poisoning or do anything too stupid

Brb gonna take a shower and wash the stank off

Don't worry guys, I still have more of those stories, writing out another one

(Mercy)
I dunno, lol

also hey there Mercy

(Rory)
Should've done that, alright

(Sanya)
Probably. I have more of those stories though

(Anya)
I'm amazed, simply amazed

Not much anymore

It mainly hides the fighting style, but is really effective

カラミチーマス

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>be me
>18
>decide to go on omegle and fuck with people
>had long hair at that time, brush it like there's no tomorrow
>looking good
>smiling in the camera
>go on omegle camchat
>time for catfishing again
>two dudes on cam
>goggle at me awkwardly
>dis gunna be good
>greet them, get greeted back
>ask me if I'm up for a game of truth or dare
>sure
>of course we all started with truth first and got to know each other
>they never questioned my gender
>truth: what color is the bra you're wearing?
>I'm not wearing a bra
>they get big eyes
>truth them some minor shit and take dare next turn
>show tits
>flash them, and watch their reaction as they're going apeshit
>they still believe I'm a girl and I'm starting to dare them some minor shit
>take truth again to let them shake in tension
>next turn take dare again
>strip shirt
>proceed to do so, slowly
>was prepared to get a "Stranger has disconnected"
>they were complimenting me even though I had absolutely no bust
>truth them if they are gay
>they say no
>ask them why the fuck they're still here then because I'm a boy
>they don't believe me
>mfw

I disconnected then because I didn't want to get dared to show my pussy or something like that

Moar plz! This shot sounds hilarious! I've got a question, though; do you just do it to prank people or are there other reasons involved? I'm sorry if I'm overstepping and it's totally cool if you don't want to answer. I'm just curious because... reasons...

Tell him to run for public office.

Also doing a cheeky lift of the shirt and a takeoff while your back is turned and your pants are halfway down your ass. Hides the bulge, makes him think hes gonna get a double but instead its your counter wombo combo.

I was young and thought it was funny at the time.
Plus I got an ego boost out of it because I'm trans.
Not even on hrt... it makes the whole being mistaken
as a girl even more satisfying

also here I'm so going to remember this, trust me

Is my waifu sexy?

I see. How'd you overcome them? I'm having some problems due to being a retard and asthma medication side effects and the only way I can really sleep anymore is by taking hydroxyzine or alprazolam.

Oh cool. Any others besides most recent post?

He has a few stories like that. Like the time that he punched a sheep.

Ah, fair enough. I'm one for more straightforward martial arts generally.

I'm now a little jealous.

Why?

no

Yeah, but I need to remember them and write them down, might take a while

Pfft, how did that happen?

>Jealous
It didn't always work. They were the few where it did work. Most people saw through it quite fast even.

You were super pretty last time i saw you
I bet you improved even more glad to see the diet is working u.u

still here

(Tali)
>trying something new.
>working on a saturday
That's a horrible idea. Try something better.

(Rory)
Sounds like a solid plan. Sleep is for the weak anyway.
How long will you have to work?

7:30 till 4:30. Mostly prep because we're changing the menu.
I bet you would, you poor man confusing bulli you.

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Why would Chara punch a sheep!?

Also because I crossdresser in middle school as a prank and I really enjoyed the feeling (didn't realize I was turned on AF) but I still feel horribly anxious and guilty whenever I feel or act on my impulses.

Best type moon claimed.
I swear I know a guy just like him, almost got kicked in the head by a cow once.

>You were super pretty last time I saw you
Aww thanks. But I don't remember when I saw you last time. Last time I saw a mercy was when Ikarous showed up

>Diet is working
w-what diet? Could it be you're mistaking me for someone?

ohoho, this is just too much fun to be honest

No, not me, Anyas friend punched a sheep!

Also that's cute! Why did you crossdress?
And if it turns you own... I guess that's your fetish or kink for your future partner to abuse

He was a kid, he went to a farm and he just straight up punched a sheep.

Even a few is better than I ever got. I remember cosplaying once and being referred to as male, broke my heart.

Eh? I was saying my friend punched a sheep. And I was questioning why you said that friend should run for public office.

I think that anxiousness and guilt fades over time, to be honest. You've just gotta try to play around with it a little.

My guess is that you'll start hating yourself around 1pm.
Do you take bets?

I don't think he's ever done something that bad. I'm trying to think if there's any other stories about him...

Aaaand another one, I can't think of any more though

>me again
>on omegle camchat
>find a black cam where the stranger just chats me up
>completely awkward and creepy
>"ur beetiful" or something like that
>think to myself, yeah, why the fuck not go with it, he's nice
>after a while he asks me to hug him
>how?
>hug the computer screen
>oh well, okay
>hug the screen
>can basically see how happy he is through his text
>asks me to blow him a kiss on the camera
>do so
>some other requests until he says I should kiss the camera
>huh, alright...
>I keep an eye on the cam as I get closer with my lips to the camera
>cam pops up
>I giggle and disconnect like an asshole

Pfft, still sounds hilarious

>cosplaying
aw... that must hurt, I'm sorry to hear this

Wait are you a legit MTF?

Most of his stories are pretty damn funny.

It's fine! It was a shitty cosplay I'd bought the day before, so it just really didn't work for me. I did another one a couple of years ago that worked pretty well, I'm surprised Mako hasn't shown you it.

Yep ^.^ that was me
Odd you were saying such odd stuff to her all things considered
Is this another person...?

We knew what type of person he would be when he two weeks into the semester broke both arms trying to break into his own house.

Do a teasing turn as well. You know, finger in the corner of the mouth, other hand acting as though its holding something(s) on your chest, turn your head a little and expose the teeth in a cheeki grin.
>pic kinda related
Why am I putting so much thought into this.
I dont have money at all, so no.

I figured I'd try to scare the shot out of my Dad by pretending to be some lost French girl who needed a place to stay. I got to borrow a dress from my school's theatre department and my Mom gave me advice on how to be more feminine.

I managed to trick my Dad for about a minute. I got found out because I couldn't disguise my voice very well, though.

I'd hope that any future partners I may have would be accepting of it, or at least wouldn't blow up about it. I already have trouble with suicidal feelings after I crossdress; I don't need somebody kicking me when I'm down.

Also, did he give the sheep a blaaaaaaack eye?

That was baaaaad, but ewe get an E for effort.

>no money
>no marijuanas
>no sleep
>no opiods
Fuck, how are you even still alive?
I'm willing to bet pantsu.

Drink water. Cuddle a soft blanket. Like find the softest blanket and stuff some large blankets under it.

How do you even fuck up that badly?

... Yeah. I wish I was born one

oh? I gotta ask Mako then!

So, you're the infamous Nevada? Nice to meet you.

>Odd you were saying such odd stuff to her all things considered

I was looking for someone else who I thought died. When it turned out it wasn't her I... well I was disapointed, sad and angry at the same time. I kinda snapped at her and lost my composure.
It's not my style really. If you could tell her I'm sorry that would be nice.

>Why so much thought?
Because you like this shit

Ah, I think I even sucked my finger for someone on omegle and when I went full "I'm a boy" he disconnected

That sounds like fun!
And don't worry. The feeling is kinda normal. After all you're going against the social norms.
Most people have at least one or two strange kinks.

Can't get rid of me that easily.

You could just ask me, that's an option.

Not as much fun as bullying your pictures out of Mako

>When you get a good look, if its not for you, yell 'A SUMMONER HAS DISCONNECTED' and run like hell.
Ok, I'm back.

There's only one you can bully out of her.

Very carefully.

I hope so.

How did you find out that you were trans, if you don't mind me asking? I'm somewhat worried that I may be trans, but I'm thinking that I'm probably just a crossdresser.

Okay, I'll try that.

Oh man, fleece don't tell me any more sheep jokes or I'll hoof to scream.

Whaaaaa...of course not
I'm assuming you're not him since you don't recognize me
OR you're just playing a prank on me and pretending to not recognize me :/

Claim

Vegemite and my grandmothers cooking.
I love being that much of a shit to people, yes. Its funny as fuck. I cant ever pull it off though.
Welcome back. Did you disconnect or enter the game?
We had a real lightbulb shit in a cistern on the last day of camp.

Did both actually

>Vegemite
One more reason to die, tbh.

Then I'll bully that one out of her!

Don't worry, you'll be fine.

I... well, someday it just started felling wrong. I thought "I'm a girl, not a boy". And at the same time I also thought "that's probably just a teenage phase." I mean, I never had this kinda thoughts and feelings before.

It just stuck to me the rest of the next year and didn't go away. It got worse so much that sex and masturbating started to feel completely wrong and disgusting

I only know one other Mercy poster but that guy was here waaaaay before you.
Or are you searching for asterisk? Yeah, that's not me.

Should change your diet to soy products :^)

I'm pretty sure this Chara is the only Chara we've got.

It sounds like it'd come from a lack of being careful.

>no more sheep jokes
Shear madness, but maybe that woold be the best for now.

here

Fun successfully ruined.

I wish i had a qt trap to care for and live with

Mighty kektus. Did they have a laugh too?
Been there, hated it to shit. I like my dairy and wheat.
I could change your mind.

How?

oh come on, you were too slow!

Why's that?

Understandable. Tofu is shit to cook

Wtf I love chara poster now

I was?

>checked
By showing you how to eat it without sperging like you would with regular spreads.
Not doing it right or just using shit tofu.

Ohhhh i see! Kek alright i thought you were him
Do you know where i can find him? Tried talking but he doesn't want me around and i need a way to talk in private to him :c

If that was the case then it wouldn't explain why this person doesn't recognize me

Okay, thank you. I feel like I'm 75% male/25% female. Sexytimes always feels right and I don't think I'd want to have a vagina, but I definitely don't like to look and feel too masculine (although I feel guilty if I do femminize my appearance).

Thank you, though. I'm feeling a little better about my situation.

>Wtf I love chara poster now
Don't worry he'll change that in no time

yeah, apparently she's a bit of a gamer too
I'm just sad she had mega-sized tits

Because they actually try their hardest to be cute/feminine and i find that admirable. That and i dont really give a shit about the penis. If you're cute you're cute.

Well the other one is from a different community. Waifu only has this one.

Aren't there easier ways to force chundering?

plz no

Number 6

why though?

Well yeah, I posted before you!

Probably not doing it right then. Any recommendations?

I can ask him if he can come here if you want

Not a problem. So you just want to be a cute boy

I suppose most try to be extra cute and feminine. Makes sense even.
Now don't tell me you're straight

I meant about how you don't get to bully Mako for it.

Can you? :3
I'd greatly appreciate it!

Fair enough

Yeah, a cute boy sounds about right. I think those are the words I've been looking for.

So wait, are you saying you're NOT Nevada?

Don't you die on me, thread!

Oh... yeah... fuck you for that

Told him.
He said he doesn't want to talk with you.

You should talk with Rei poster then. He is very knowledgeable when it comes to skincare and looking female and all that stuff

Also, got any tips on how to avoid razor burn? I get that shit all the time and it suuuucks.

Do i look like her to you? :/
Umi that's your name right? Kek

Cool; when does Reiposter usually come here?

-SF

I dont even bother with straight/gay anymore. I like femininity and cuteness. I dont actually like the dick i just dont care.

You could try hair removal cream. Also avoids ingrown hairs and makes your skin smooth. (I'm guessing you're talking about legs)

Dunno, different times, I'll tell you when you're here and I see him.

Yeah, I got that last year when you joined already.
I don't get why you love me now.

Thought I'd have my fun by ruining yours.

I never know, I'm not sure Nev wouldn't start acting differently if she felt like it.
Umi is a name I've used, but I've had a lot of those. You can call me Anya, nice to meet you!

Because we need more femininity in the world
Also its a meme

Okay, I'll get some questions prepped. I've mainly tried using moisturizing lotions with COQ-10, but they have limited efficacy. I've been thinking about trying salicylic acid, but I'm not sure if it's work for this sort of thing.

Alright i bet he's scared i'll just talk with him on the Reimu threads it's not like he can run there

How do you know her anyway?
Let me guess...are you an alicefag?

A former one, with a long history. You seem to know a lot about this though.

Naturally u.u
I was friends with ** so i know lots of neat stuff about it

Loving the Charaposter is becoming a meme!
I'm sorry, I got it, loving traps is a meme

F U C K
Y O U

Yeah, good idea to get questions ready because I have only a limited basic idea how it works

If you want to be more feminine though, avoid red meat and dairy and start eating a lot more soy

Why would he be scared from someone who's from the other side of the world?

...

I don't know why you'd know much at all, considering how disconnected he was with us.

I still need to bully you more, so that I can bully someone else.

Evening Sameji, how's it going?

Forgot picture...sorry!

I'm pretty sure it's because i know stuff about him he doesn't want others to know

reminds me of

it's one in the afternoon

No the meme is
>WTF I love "x" now
>WTF I hate "x" now
Its most popular on Sup Forums

Why this?

Maybe if you're in the past.

I mean, I don't eat a lot of red meat (unless you count hamburgers. Do those count as red meat?) but almost all of my protein comes from dairy. I love milk and cheese so much.

And eat soy because it's a phytoestrogen, right? Or are there some other effects? What about taking black cohash (not sure what it's called)? I've heard that it's an estrogen agonist and has some anxiolytic activity?

looks da same in some pics

I'm pretty sure he uses Alice's chat though since weeks
Are you really sure he's that distant?

>

Oh? That sounds fun.
But being scared over someone from the internet shouldn't really be a big problem. You can change identity here in an instant

I'm not on Sup Forums so that's that

Yeah, hamburgers coutn as red meat. Beef and such.
Chicken is not red meat.
I also love milk but... yeah...

Correct, soy because of phytoestrogen. No idea what black cohash is, sorry

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