How do you keep one of these things lubricated? Ive got one a few days ago, but no mather what lube i try, it always gets dry within no time. I've tried water based lube, olive oil, coconut oil, vaseline, and no matter which one i use, after like 30 seconds to maybe a minute max, the thing gets dry again. It is an original fleshlight btw, no rip offs or chinese brands with strange materials.
How do you keep one of these things lubricated? Ive got one a few days ago, but no mather what lube i try...
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>Amy Schumer
I was Gonna say coconut oil cu thats the best, maybe you need to use more. 1 teaspoon Atleast.
strange cause my fleshlight stay lubricated during normal time.
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yes. just WD-40 it. then it should stay lubed.
if not. try motor oil.
Did you soak it in lukewarm water first? Bet not doing that would be a reason its dry.
wait what does stealth do?
i'm pretty sure people will notice if i walk with that thing on my dick
The blood of Amy Schumer works best.
have a bottle of lube and then have another bottle with 2 parts water, 1 part lube.
the lube is the initial application. then once you get dry, you just squirt the lube water. you need more moisture, not more lube.
Pic related, thank me later.
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>>Amy Schumer
No way fleshlights see more dick than schumer.
Underrated post
used mine for years with yer basic water-based lube. never had an issue. yers is broken
>Amy Schumer
had to google the name. some random fat bitch. is this supposed to be funny? why?
This. Never had a problem. I dunno what you're doing wrong, OP.
Also, using anything oil-based with destroy a fleshlight. Don't do it.
i really enjoyed fucking mine but its so loud..
any of you fags have any tips for keeping the noise down to a minimum ??
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Shes a useless stand up comedian that is getting way to much credit. Like Kanye west in comedy.
Honestly I have a Chinese rip off brand and it's fire. Stays lubed up had it for like a year, got two holes in it but it's still going strong
OP can't even get a fake pussy wet.
Dah fuck is stealth?
Move out of your parents house so it won't matter how much noise you make.
ohh the burn.
Top kek
Could be a year infection dude. Try a course of antifungals.
I just started using Astroglide.
Do this user. it will feel good in 20 seconds until it gets dry, then it'll rip your penis off.
Anyone have the pics from the dude who mounted his fleshlight on a power drill and twisted his fucking dick?
sadly no.
OP do you have the original fleshlight, as in the one that is just smooth? cos I've heard those ones tend to just let the lube run out
what the hell is stealth supposed to be? dick hole ?
At least kanye west had a couple good cds
probably makes less noice
It's supposed to be non-descript so if someone opens it up, they won't immediately see that it's a vagina or asshole, hence "stealth". I don't think they thought the concept through very well.