Hey Sup Forums i'm going to San Juan Puerto Rico for vacation in a month and my goal is to get laid . I'm 16 and a 7/10...

Hey Sup Forums i'm going to San Juan Puerto Rico for vacation in a month and my goal is to get laid . I'm 16 and a 7/10. Advice ? -pic related

fam ur over rating latinas big time

plus ur 16 guessing u will be with ur family the only thing you will be getting is blue balls

What do you mean ?

nah , just my dad , we wont be together the whole time

they arent as the ones on the picture. they are often 4/10

Wait until mom and dad go the bar at night abandoning you and your sister.
Chloroform your sister

here op a lok of actual latinas not ur porn fantasy

>I'm 16

MODS

How big is his dick?

does anyone have any real advice , they speak English since its a us territory

what u gonna use tinder?

i would have to make a facebook and pretend to be 18 then

lol ur a nigger arent u

Underage b&

I work in tourism right there.

You're underage. Even for here. While class is in session.

Your family will be on a cruise and you're here for a day I take it?

here op latinas u will fuck on tinder

Fuck, but that shit ain't puertorrican.

no , 4 days in san juan in a hotel going to the beach everyday . only with my dad , so i can ditch him to do shit whenever.

lol what u think they are then

Thats disgusting

Can you specify the area or even the hotel?

It depends on where you are within San Juan, if Isla Verde, the beach is your only option or going somewhere else entirely.

Honduran?

this lil niggas option are down to 0 tbh if he wants to fuck the best way is a club, going to a beach and talk to a random stranger its creepy for latin people.

embassy sweets , does that help ?

You are not going to get laid

well tru that i guess they are uglier in central america

Hookers!

nigga u gon get kidnap

Probably get BANNED for being an underage faggot

Its not even beach season.

When class is out, he could meet people, but the beaches are full of algae and very rough right now.

Isla Verde.
Too bad.

You're staying near the airport. The grown ups here will know what that means. Try to get out of there.

so i should i do then sice the beech isn't an option

masturbate on the hotel

kid, them boricuas are gonna roll u hard. u got no street smarts and there's pros scamming the fuck outta tourists dumb shits like u. if u make out alive ur gonna come home with a "mild" case of the hiv's. just eat lechon, be fat, be happy.

p.s. keep ur eyes open for a bored gringa in da hotel

tru bored gringa is an option

7.5 long 5.5 inches around

Yeah , your right

Don't forget Ricky Martin. He's a 10/10 boricua.

This isnt the movies, not all latinas are 10/10s with fat asses

She's not a Puerto Rican.

out of 4 million ppl

Go to old San Juan on Weekends. Plenty of bitches your age around. La Perla is where you buy and smoke weed.

Use Uber. No schedule for the bus and taxis are $20 each way from where you are.

They won't sell you alcohol. You'll look touristy and young. Legal age here is 18. They sell you alcohol at La Perla though. On on weekends it's full of people smoking and doing hard drugs.

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Yeah, cause all Latinas are the same throughout and entire continent and I don't know how many islands.

This is just what i was looking for , have you done well there before ?

Once they get past 12 only a few don't look like coked out heroin addicts.

Why do you think age of consent is so low?

…and that's just counting the New World!

>being this retarded

THIS

well faggot let me explain:
you have the indians: 100% native from the country really ugly
mestizos: 70% of the time they are ugly the other are mildly hot from 7-9
then you have the top tier latinas that are mixed with europenas such as blondie fasser or carol fasser among other they are often that small % that live on the rich part and you will never have a chance

La Perla is full of either ghetto girls, hipsters or hippies at night, all in one plaza smoking.

What do you think? Just don't be an idiot. Don't cause trouble.

yeah, boricuas are putos who love swallowing cum a daily basis

Mexico isn't all of Latin America.

What you described doesn't happen in the Caribbean, where San Juan is.

>guys fuck you orangutans look completely different than chimpanzees

I'm Puerto Rican, don't get yourself robbed is all I can tell you son, don't be out too late past 10-12, gun violence is HIGHHHHH, and getting laid in Puerto Rico at 16 is impossible if you dont know Spanish

There arent even Indian (native) descendants in the Caribbean. They were killed too fast back then.

>costa rica
>us territory

wat.

You are not describing Puerto Rico, o great explainer. The ethnology there is predominantly mulatto, Spanish colonists and African slaves. There is a strong cultural bias toward lighter skin. The Taíno (what you call "indians") were reduced almost to the point of extermination several centuries ago.

yeah because the spanish avoided these islands , and went straight to mexico. what language dothey speak on these islands again ?

Puerto Rico is a territory of the United States. It became a U.S. territory in 1898, when it was acquired from Spain after the Spanish-American War. With approximately 3.5 million residents, Puerto Rico is the most highly populated of all United States territories.

Portuguese and French, right?

Even that faggot Luis Miguel was born in Puto Rico.

Not all latinas are mexicans

¿Actualmente, no necesitas platicar mucho por lo, me entiendes? jeje

In Puerto Rico they teach English from first grade to twelve.

No one learns and they just copy off guys like me.

We speak Spanish here.

You're gonna fuck some 27 yr old fatty with her own place then.

Woman of whatever kind are overrated. They are not that different from each other. P.R.is not exotic or faraway: it has been Americanized by 118 years of American administration. They are brown-skinned Americans. Deal with it.