STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW BY CARRYING ILLEGAL DUBS NOW PAY YOUR FINES OR GO TO JAIL

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW BY CARRYING ILLEGAL DUBS NOW PAY YOUR FINES OR GO TO JAIL.

nothing to see here

I have no dubs.
see
checkum

Fuk u 2 bitch

"Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence" You fucking casual.

never carried a dub in my life

>Pay fines

or

>Go to jail and lose stolen things

or

>HAVE TO KILL EVERYONE IN THIS BITCH MOFUGGAAAAA

If you didn't go with the third choice... kill yourself. Kill yourself to death.

W-Wasn't me off-officer

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.

OH NO

AS ARE YOU.

ARREST HER, AND THEN I WILL ARREST YOU, BRINGING YOU AND BY EXTENSION HER INTO MY CUSTODY.

3 Niggas in jail.

And then YOU ARE under arrrest

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i'm surrounded by traitors...

plausible deniability

also filename kek

Too many redguard in this town :(

Khajit carries nothing.

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No, user...

YOU ARE TRAITOR

Dubs? What dubs? I know know not of what you speak

Khajit no double digits.

No dubs
Never dubs

WATCH THIS BITCH

RUN

OH FUCK, GO GO GO

Too fast for you bitch

check em nigger

Do you get dubs very often?
Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't

Don't worry you white knight iron fuck, I'll take over this case.

Your under arrest for being a massive faggot.

Make me.

pls no

Daedra worship is a peaceful religion

no dubs here, sir. Only cabbages

catch these dubs!!!

daedram is a religion of peace

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I'm a sovereign citizen shitlord, fuck off

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c0da dubs

>Resist Arrest

make me nigger

blood for the blood god
or something

But I have my medical dubs card sir.

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Never should have come here.

YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST TRAITORS

Can't wait to count out your coin

it's jail time hitler

MUATRA dubs

*walks up to op* got any oats brotha

Fast as fast can be you'll never get these dubs from me!!

YOU DARE TO STOP ME MORTAL!

I abide by the law officer, nothing to see here

You both suck mothafuckin' balls at not getting dubs.

Which in any other thread is a good thing.

BUT IN THIS THREAD LIFE'S A BITCH

OH SHIT IT'S MEHROONS KEKGON

*Tackles you* got any oats brotha

Give my regards to King Tut, asshole

No dubs on me sir.

Got any oats brother

Double Dubs, you are being killed for your bacon tonight.

Some redguard fucker took my sweet roll

YOU SHALL NOT EAT ME FETHIAN

FOR I AM THE PIG GOD!!!

You've got the wrong man, clyde!

no dubs here

*Turns you into a pig*

Gimme bacon, bacon god.

I GRANT APON YOU...OATS!!!

dubs? what dubs?

j

if dubs, i finger my pee hole on livestream.

>RESIST ARREST

POCKET SAND!

fuck u imperial, i carry the dubs i fucking want

Fags

Watch

kek

I'm no Redguard!

EXECUTE HIM ON THE SPOT

FOR YOUR TRIPS SACRIFICE I SHALL BESTOW APON YE UNLIMITED BACON!!

CHIM achieved

* Turns you into a pig*

There are no dubs here.

khajit is innocent of this crime

let me go!

What? Trips are illegal too now?

*Turns you into bacon*

How dare you make such claims against a man of my status.
Your sheer incompentence insults me.
I would never go so low as to have these "dubs" you speak of.
I am a highly mannered individual, not your everyday beggar scum.
Now cease these allegations or I will have to resort to more extreme measures.
I'll have you know I once fought a mudcrab and emerged victorious.
It was a rather small one aswell, those are the ones that'll really get you if you don't pay attention.

Y-you t-too....

How dare you accuse the Hero of Kvatch!

You have violated the laws of skyrim and her people for being a filthy imperial, what say you in your defense?

No, you are under arrest.
I fought 50 bears with nothing but my fists.

Ive never had dubs in my life. You planted those there!

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WHAT ABOUT THOSE DUBS THERE!

At least I am not a filthy idiot.

keep calm and take Muatra nvah

Obviously you're trying to frame me.
Can't we just come to a conclusion? (500 gold)

Fucking Ragnar... died last week. Though not to a dragon, an arrow to the knee. It got infected and he had to be killed.