Be you

>be you
>walk into daughter's room
>see this
what do

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Give her one of my extra mouse pads.

but I don't have a daughter

yea same wtf

> tip my fedora
> sheathe my katana
> turn 360 degrees
> walk away

>Don't give me that face missy, you're going to swallow, and that's that!

You turn 360, you're still facing her.

tell her the hidden cam footage she saw on my computer was for security reasons

What is she, like 20?
I would have had to father her at the age of nine.

Trips has some wisdom.

LURK MOAR

Didn't say it was your daughter

if she was my daughter i'd be in jail

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lmao

Why would I do anything?

Am I missing something here?
Sure, she is looking at me a little weird, but fuck, have you had a daughter?

They are always mad at you for one reason or other.

fuck off newfag

ask her if she wants to play some vidya with her old man because I'm bored as fuck.

Nothing special, she's just chilling. Just ask/do what I came in there to ask/do.

Wonder how my kid got hot. She's a mess.

The op clearly says "walk into daughters room".

>have a moment of clarity and realize that my daughter absolutely hates me despite the fact that I've sacrificed all my hopes and dreams for her and am working myself into an early grave so that she can go to college.
>I'm just like every dad that has ever existed and she's just like every daughter.

wonder who the fuck she is my daughter is 3

Get out

I don't have a daughter's room either

checked

Maybe he means OPs daughters room

>say good night
>kiss her forehead
>say to don't stay up too late

>tell her she looks like m00t's waifu
>cry a little when she asks "who's mute?"

>Whoop her ass
>Ground her for a week
>No dinner either
That's what she gets for being born a redhead

Ask her shy she isn't in the kitchen makin' me a sammich

It doesn't say walk into ops daughter's room.

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>Give a raise when she asks "wtf is a waifu?"

if you pronounce m00t so badly that she thinks you said mute, you have bigger problems to worry about

Slap the scowl off that cunt's face.

Everytime, we do this EVERY time...

That fucking feels bad man

Do what I came in there to do and leave.
>Probably always have terrible sadistic fantasies that I play out it my head that I never act on because too scared of the consequences.

Goddammit you are 100% right

fuck, right in the feels

Have you done your homework?
Good.
Dinner is almost ready.
Remember your aunt is coming over tomorrow.
Yes its the one you hate.
No i dont care.
Sure go ahead and blast it all over facebook about how im a crappy parent and i never buy you the super expensive garbage you want by telepathically reading your thoughts and instead making sure the bills are paid so that i can keep a roof over our heads and food on the table.
Better mske it quick tho cuz i had to cancel our internet because we cant afford it anymore.
Yes i voted trup.
I did so because i care about your future and no i dont expect you to understand that.

One of the about 100 reasons i don't want kids.

some Sup Forumsros are lucky enough to have daughters who mature into respectable adults that appreciate what their parents sacrificed for them, but generally this sad fact is true.

"u ok"

this would probably be me too tbh

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>walk in to daughters room
>she looks at me like ops pic
>immediately punch her in the guts
>as she keels over grab both of her hands and put them behind the chair, rip off shirt and tie wrists together tightly
>take off own shirt and use as a gag
>push shorts leg up towards her hips, pull to the side so I can see her pussy
>piss all over her groin area
>force penis inside her, violently thrust
>when ready to come take penis out, rip shorts off, lift her hips and fuck her ass till I blow
>feel all horniness fade
>oh fuck what have I done
>get behind her while she's still tied up, rear naked choke
>when she is out, crush her head with heavy object like a hammer
>wrap her in blanket, drive to remote spot
>realize Im never going to get away with this and the fact Ive just raped and killed my daughter
>drive fast into a tree

Same.

tell her to get in the kitchen and wash the dishes

that's just bad parenting

>think to myself
>THIS ISN'T MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!
>AND THIS ISN'T MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!

kek

Say, "You're not my daughter. Get out now!"

>Not dumping these photos
Come on user

>not taking a once in a lifetime opportunity

tell her to do her fucking homework

Tell her to get a fucking mousepad.


Also tell her to.do homework.

This

Tell her how much I love her and that dinner is ready.

let your kid have fun user

Make her a sandwich and tell her to lighten the fuck up

Itt: lazy permavirgins

You sound like a total retard, pedo. KYS

"topkek, i don't even have a daughter. this is some strong shit"

I am asian.

kek

that explains it

nvm then

The newfaggotry is strong with this one

ask her why she is not taking part in the revolution by making shells

I'd be like "Hey baby, Daddy needs to talk with you" so she would be put as ease as to why i am there. Then id walk up and distract her with my left hand as the hammer slid from my back pocket in my right hand. I'd then smash her fucking skull in and remove one of the eyeballs and fuck the fresh eyesocket until I was done. Then i'd clean up my hammer, slip it back into my pocket and walk out of the room.


About an hour later I'd go back and rape her corpse.

>talking out of your heads

this so much

Tell that young boy to gtfo

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Beat my meat and jizz inside her bellybutton. Then I'll use my cock to mix my jizz and her bellybutton lint and drink the concoction and snowball it with her

>that regret
too real

This made me hnnnng