Are eggs the ultimate food?

Are eggs the ultimate food?

Low in calories, high in nutrients.

The only thing they lack is the vitamin c.

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Yes

Don't forget that they are also super cheap

The yolk is basically made out of calories, what are you on about?
I still love eggs though, but don't be silly.

Chickens evolved from. Lizards
So your eating liquid lizard

>The only thing they lack is the vitamin c.

Then poach your egg in orange juice.

About 155 kc in one egg.

Three are enough to keep you full for those lazy saturdays, and six if you have to work.

Wicked

don't forget they're high in cholesterol.

Survival 101.

You're almost right, it's actually liquid lizard periods.

You are literally eating an unborn baby you sick cunt.

Yes, and?

Eggs that people eat aren't fertilized, dipshit.

do you know what a stroke is?

Nope, they aren't fertilized. So it's eating a chicken period at worst. Unless you are eating Balut.

Yeah, because eating born babies is better

fuck yeah, i am an egg eater, i love em with bacon

Yes, eggs are high in cholesterol, but don't actually increase the cholesterol in the blood.

It's just a myth.

I do. And you don't get them from eating a normal amount of eggs. Moderation is key like with literally everything in the world.

It really is. You should try it sometime

Mmm veal.

>The only thing they lack is the vitamin c.

drink orange juice while eating eggs

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155 calories in an egg? Are you fucking stupid?

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Scrambled eggs, smoked salmon, hollandaise, on a toasted bagel.

That's one giant egg

>Low in calories

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KILOcalories, you donut.

I fail to see the negatives here

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Potato and beef = Ultimate combo.

Veal is bland

>high in sugars to keep you energized
>no fat to make you fat
>no protein to make you musclefat
>low calories
>no sodium
>all natural ingredients
>9 servings per container for long trips

Are Bottle Caps the ultimate food?

Correct. Cholesterol is actually more influenced by how much saturated fat you consume.

I love eggs, but they give me heartburn surprisingly. I guess it's the sulfur content in them.

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they are fucking supreme, along with butter of course. Pure salty goodness.

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Those carbs and sugars will make you fat

No one actually calls them kilocalories, you dummy

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Scrambled dry all day

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Aw yes, love the taste, hate the actual dish.

It's a bastard to eat it without reducing it to crumbs.

Depends on how you cook it.

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Holy shit, those eggs are fucking huge.

Who else overeasy here? I like to use my toast/bagel/hashbrowns to soak up the yolk.

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Fuck yeah, I love eggs and they're pretty cheap for someone as broke as me. I like to chop up onions and jalapenos and throw them in a omelette. If I'm needing to go I make it into a sandwich and eat it on the ride there.

Hard yolk is a ruined egg indeed.

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There's literally nothing wrong with dietary cholesterol.

Eggs are the best, scrambled, poached, fried, omelette, it's all good

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they really are one of the best foods along with activated almonds

Don't be cruel to me, I've been craving those for months.

cholesterol is essential guys. your brain needs it.
and yes eggs are the perfect food. Even fucking vegetarians eat them, though most of them probably don't realise eggs are the only thing keeping them healthy. no no its all the raw grasses i eat

what're egg crystals?

Wait a god damn second...

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Nah , just chicken periods.

What sort of egg was that made with?
I'd love a fried egg of that size.

You fucking micks always know how to ruin a good steak

The Jews did this.

>may contain egg

PRAISE THE EGG

This chink uses a dirty knife to cut that shit.

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Eggs have a lot of nitrogen.

Hey Eggboy!
Come make us some eggs!

I don't like eggs. It's been a long time since I've tried them, but I don't like the smell. They gross me out in general.

For you

Speaking of which.. you all catch the news of all the crazy shit going on down there lately?

fukc off vegan

Only in very fresh eggs. It leaks out

you cant peg the egg

I eat so many eggs, sometimes I think I might just turn into a big egg one day!! Haha!

(only joking)

>i am an egg eater
>egg eater
I didn't know this label was necessary until now.

lost

>not just a table of eggs

wasted time tbh

Looks delicious to me. What's wrong with it?

Local nightly news for the last 30 years

>eggs are bad for you
>eggs are good for you
>eggs are bad for you
>eggs are good for you
>eggs are bad for you
>eggs are good for you
>eggs are bad for you
>eggs are good for you
>eggs are bad for you
>eggs are good for you

I cant be the only one to notice this

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The degenerate potato nigger who made it

>(only joking)

Literally everything

Go look up which way you should face your baby as it sleeps

I'll wait

yep you're right, fuck the news

eggs you inject directly into your bloodstream, obviously

You seem to be confusing meat and potatos with chicken and waffles.

Yes they are but you can't it too many yolks because of the high cholesterol

This is the only time in years I've seen a whole thread where everyone agrees on at least one thing. Amazing

My greatest fear is that I'll be gangraped, saved by a neckbeard, and forced to eat all the eggs.

How do you like your eggs to be cooked?

Scrambled dry.

Scrambled wet is for plebs, over easy is for plebs, over medium is for pussies, over hard is okay.

Deviled is for the french, boiled is for the English, eggs benedict is an abomination

There are no other ways to eat eggs

>(only joking)
You dun goofed

I'd love to get one of those. Also checked

My great grandfather was a farmer and he ate steak and eggs for breakfast every fucking day for nearly 60 years before he died at the age of 92.

Fiber. They lack fiber.