Has anyone on Sup Forums ever met a celebrity?

Has anyone on Sup Forums ever met a celebrity?

Your mum, at the gloryhole, she was a real celebrity there.

couple of years ago I got myself a bit of work as an extra on Game of Thrones, just in the background on some of the bigger scenes. As anyone who’s done this sort of work will know, it’s not that exciting but the money isn’t bad considering that you don’t really have to do much.

One of the worst things is that there’s a lot of waiting around doing nothing while the crew set stuff up. Generally speaking, the proper cast - as opposed to the extras - all fuck off and sit in a trailer to warm up and have a coffee, while the rest of us wait around outside.

On one of these occasions, we’d been standing around doing nothing for about half an hour, so out of boredom I decided to have a wander around. That’s when I noticed Maisie Williams just on her own, leaning up against a wall. I wasn’t going to try anything on, she just looked liked she had nobody to talk to, and I thought it would be cool to say hi to her, so I walked over.

She didn’t notice me at first, so I just said “Hi”, which made her look up. I didn’t even get the chance to say another word before she looked at me with this look of utter disgust on her face and shouted out in a sarcastic tone of voice “What? Seriously?”

I was completely taken aback and just stuttered “I-I just thought…” She took a pace towards me, raising her voice and said “You thought WHAT? Thought I’d suck your dick?”

By now I’m mortified, just opening and closing my mouth but she gets even louder and starts making this sort of whooping siren noise and shouting “PEDO ALERT, PEDO ALERT.” (I’m about three years older than her by the way.)


I step back but she’s still advancing on me making this whooping noise, until a couple of guys from the crew arrived. One of them said something to her and other led me away just saying “Don’t worry mate, it’s not you, it’s not you.” I didn’t get in any trouble, just steered clear her for the rest of the time I was working there.

Holy shit. Post the LOTR TRILOGY next time fagget.

I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

good story 6/10, would read again

The idea of Her being a narcissic bitch is hot

I met John Travolta and shaken his hand.

yes years ago like eleven years, my dad use to have to go to conventions for his job. we went to san Diego, and la. while we were at la comic con just happen to be there. i met tommy tallarico, cristen holt, laura foy (host from a video game station G4), a porn star maddy oreilly. she was nice she just said hi i'm maddy oreilly. her body guard/ husband now said she's a model you fapped to her.

James woods

Yes but so what? they all take a brown shit like the rest of us.

i met les claypool briefly, but i was real whacked out on drugs so i was an incoherent mess

depends on your definition of celebrity.

I met princess anne

Once met Arnold Schwarzenegger in San Diego in the 90s. Almost didn't recognized him as he wore sunglasses and had a beard. I was surprised to see him there and said "Hallo, Herr Schwarzenegger. Das ist mal 'ne Überraschung!". He seemed to be a bit baffled that I talked German to him. He smiled and gave me a thumbs up as I walked past him. Didn't want to pester him so the man got away without some fan drooling on his shoes.

Thats a big fucking paragraph

no homo?

I met Geddy Lee the lead singer of Rush , he was at a Chicago white sox game

I met Jonny Craig of Dance Gavin Dance a couple of months ago in Birmingham UK. Not sure if he counts really but he was totally whacked out and kept shaking my hand over and over again. Kinda sad really

Probably trying to cope with being in the most dismal place in the world.

Julian Joachim and Timmy Mallet.

I met Ryan Gosling at a Starbucks, he deliberately spilt half a cup of coffee over his table before he left.

Alan Rickman. Met him in the Cineworld cinema in Dublin around 9 months before he died. I had no idea he was battling cancer at the time and he had probably already been told about his fate. He looked perfectly calm and not troubled and was happy to stand there and chat with fans. I still don't understand how a dying person can manage that. I sure as hell wouldnt.

Did he help you lose weight?

You guys are really using the term "celebrity" loosely.

Worthless drug addict but pretty good singer.

Maddy was 15 11 years ago you lying piece of shit

They can fuck off

I met Chamillionaire on a southwest Airlines flight from Houston to Dallas. He was a nice dude, I was 14 or 15 at the time, dude even made sure I got to my parents at baggage claim. Realized that day that rappers don't always fly private planes and shit.

I met Prince.
It was in february 2014 in London. He was about to play in a club called Koko.
I came from France only for this show.I started waiting in front of the club 20 hours before the show. I was literally freezing. I dont know how, but Prince found out that someone spent the night waiting outside so he could be in the first row (me, lel).
Two hours before the show, two giants black bodyguards took me inside of the club. Prince came to me, took my hand and said "Hello, nice to meet you, thank you for coming" then he jumped on stage and started rehearsing. Then all the others fans came in and the actual show started.
Didnt pay anything.
I miss this legend.

I met Ron Jeremy with my sister at a David Bowie tribute event, he tried to kiss her on the cheek and she screamed

I met David Bowie and Kurt Cobain

I've met Steven Spielberg, Barry Manilow, Chely Wright and Joan Jett.

My Dad used to be in the Navy, stationed at the sub base in Groton, CT. Spielberg was there for some reason back in the 90s, for Titanic, with Bob Ballard (who is a massive dick, btw, and I've met him a few times since). I got my pic with him, but it was so long ago I don't remember much else.
Barry Manilow was a happy coincidence. When we were leaving a concert, we were trying to get past a line so we could get to the cars. Turns out it was some sort of VIP line, and we just got sucked along with it.
My dad used to be sort of pen pals with Chely Wright. Became friends over the fact that they both had Silky Terriers (although Charlie was my dog). We went to a small concert of hers and she called my sister and I up on stage after she recognised my Dad in the audience (very small concert) and we sang Jezebel with her.
My dad (fucking lucky asshole that he is) works with a guy named Danny, who is cousin to the drummer of Alice in Chains. His house is full of rock and roll memorabilia, pictures, records and the like. He gets concert tickets for free in Florida. My dad got a string of tickets for Heart, Cheap Trick, Ann Wilson and Joan Jett a few months back, and I got to go with for the Joan Jett one. We ended up eating birthday cake with her in the back.

I also met the gorilla lady, Jane Goodall or whatever. She's a bitch. It was just a book signing at the zoo, though.

A pic from backstage

I've had several dreams where I met Alice Glass. Does that count?

I think I saw Obama in '96, before he went into politics.
It was midway May and in Chicago.
He casually walked down the street, stumbled and almost fell, but he had a good reflex. He dropped his groceries and I helped him. When he went into politics, I was like, good for him.

Then he became president: "Holy fuck, I helped a president".

Went to high school with "penny flame" she wasn't really a celeb yet but it counts.

Seriously, I know NO ONE of who you nolifes babling about.

Danny Glover eating some meatballs in a cafeteria during a con.
He looked old and sad. I didn't want to bother him and kept on eating.

I met Nicolas Cage once. This was years ago when i was a small child. So i didn't really care at the time.

Got to hang with Nick Swardson. While visiting a friend in LA. Super awesome guy and funny as hell in person.

Met skrillex on the street in LA and we talked for a little, met Adam Sandler in a Red Lobster, met Will Ferrell in mardi gras, met bam margera when i was younger on a skate demo, and met aaron paul at a meet and greet

none of those fags are reading your shit.

I worked as a bellman for years at a hotel ALL the a-list celebrities stay at. I've seen Kristin Stewart blowing lines of adderall, delivered packages to your beloved Chloe in her underwear and sol weed to more celebs than I can count. Jason Segel and Sarah Silverman are maybe the coolest and sweetest people I have ever met. Jonah hill and axis a sari were the biggest disappointment and huge douche bags. AMA I guess if anyone cares. Dubs gets Kristin Stewart's alias lol

I've met Jamie Graham, but none of you cunts will know who that is

*Aziz Ansari

Checked.

rolling fo that name yoo yoo

>AMA

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How?

I've met many many wrestlers if anyone cares?

I've met two out of that picture. One was at an AA meeting and I held his or her hand. The other was at a bar in hollywood.

Lol newfags are clueless

How was the undertaker?

I've met Michael Jackson's daughter when I worked at the LA County Fair last year. I honestly thought she was just a cute girl that was dating a drummer. Paris Jackson was kind of attention hungry, but I didn't really mind since it beat just talking to kids all day.

I saw Sting at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me.

I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>be me in 2012 or 2013
>at airport to go to New York to see family
>haven't done the TSA bullshit yet because I'm waiting for my younger cousin
>sitting in the emptiest corner of the lobby dicking around with my phone like the antisocial wallflower faggot that I am
>suddenly a wild black man walks up and sits at the opposite end of the row of seats im at
>i barely notice at first
>on one of my scans of the lobby to look for cousin, I get a good look at him
>look back down at my phone thinking he looks kinda familiar
>think he looks too old to be a rapper I've heard about and I'm too terrible with the names of actors to even try to place him if he's been in movies
>then it hits me
>I look over again, this time not even giving a shit if I stare
>sure enough, it's motherfucking DMX
>keep staring hoping he'll look back at me
>he doesn't, too busy dicking with his phone and trying not to stand out
>wait til we have that corner of the room completely to ourselves
>start growling like a dog every minute or so, getting louder and louder each time until he hears me
>finally, I growl loud enough and his head whips around at light speed to look at me
>I'm too stunned to do anything but smile and nod
>he chuckles a little bit, nods back, looks back down at his phone
>I text cousin to get here asap if she wants to see DMX
>bitch asks me who Dmx is and tells me she's already past TSA and waiting in the terminal
>mfw

Was gonna try to get a handshake at least, but he was trying to call someone by the time I picked up my shit and figured out which direction I was supposed to be going in

>be me
>18th birthday
>disneyland
>rides space mountain
>ride gets suck
>hears a voice from the back
>"helllooooo user"
>holyshititsjackblack.jpeg
>mother was in the cart in front of him and asked him to do it
>get off ride and meet jables
>nice guy

I live in a resort town on the east coast, and Taylor Swift once stayed in a hotel near my apartment. We met in the restaurant and hooked up later that night. Best weekend of my life, we ended up fucking like 5 times those 2 days...

She uses a few, but the frequent one is Darrel Sandwich or another male name with Sandwich as the last name. Very obvious fake name, she's funny

Never met him but I've been told he likes to really maintain his character so usually avoids been seen out of it in public, I've heard from other wrestlers he is the go to man in the locker room and is a sweetheart though

>be me
>go with authordad to LA festival
>he knows edward james olmos through some stuff
>at festival edward walks up and says hi to us
>dad says hi and asks if the girl he is with is his daughter
>olmos looks pretty pissed and says that its his wife
>walks away annoyed

guess he had been getting bad publicity during that time for having such a young wife.

I met Roger Lloyd-Pack, trigger from only fools and horses. Nice bloke. Fixed his car when it broke down.

Smoked a joint with Tony Robinson.

Met Brian Blessed as a kid when he lived next door to my great grandad.

>he is the go to man in the locker room
For what?

Used to work at the city arena where bands n shit play

Only celeb that said shit to me even though Ive mustve encountered qell over 20 was Chris Brown - before the beat down

He was skateboarding back and forth in a hallway i needed to walk down, some dude asked if I had a pass, I said I work for Tim Hortons, Chris Brown interupted and said something I didn't catch

I had to wait another 5 minutes just watching him skateboard back and forth

Kek. I like your dad user

Met Shirley Manson before a Garbage concert. She really doesn't care about being proper when she wears skirts. Sits with her legs open a lot. I thought it was kind of cool. Pretty decent fap session that night.

laughed at that image

i was there, bro

lol'd bretty hard

Met Roll Harris when I was 12. He played my didgeridoo. My dad ran the theatre where he was doing a show.

Served Vic reeves at a seaside attraction when I was 17.

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considering 99 percent of them are massive liberal douchebags i hope i never do

the first drummer for primus is a friends cousin.

I'm same fag from this post

ARIEL REBEL in Montreal,
I was in a convenient store, she was with 4 people 3 chicks and a guy

I was staring (with my girlfriend) trying to figure out how I knew this chick, the guy she was missed totally noticed and must've figured out that I couldn't remember who she was

Finally I said "Isn't she a celebrity?" And pointed at Ariel and all 4 of them gave a wide-eyed smIle like "yeah but, porn" kind of look

And fucked it clicked and embarrassment was all over my facell, my girlfriend is so anti-porn we argued after we left hahaha shit

Good times

Personal problems like things with private life, things with wrestling and career etc, kind of like a father figure

the closest thing to "celebrity" is Arthur Abraham
his aunt was working at my parents restaurant, in the kitchen, and he often came to eat and visit us

I met Selena Gomez while I was in the hospital.

>go to state fair
>see sign that gallagher is going to be preforming
>pic related
>hes the watermelon smashing guy from like the 80s
>think to myself "wow that seems fun"
>go to the show with friends
>get some good seats
>show starts
>gallagher comes out drunk and doesn't have a hammer
>gets on the mic and immediately starts shit talking a fat couple in the front row
>hes so incredibly drunk
>transitions into extremely racist jokes
>nobody is laughing
>families start leaving
>he goes back and starts calling the fat people fat
>gets upset and throws the mic against the back of the stage and storms off
>see him smoking a cigarette after the show
>thank him for preforming
>calls me a "quarter flipping latino faggot"
>i walk away

He looked over at me and winked, then yawned really exagerratedly knocking the cup over as he lifted his arm up.

After her last tour as long as you had 1000$ who didn't met her? My cousin has her photo with her on her official website

I didn't pay a single thing to get a photo with her.

classic misdirection from a master of comedy

I find this extremely hard to believe

is this a new meme?

It's a Reddit copypasta.

kek

Fixed

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Were you dropped on your head as a child?

I met Chloe Moretz. She seemed nice but her bodyguard told me to fuck off and things got awkward. Kinda sucks because Im a fan of hers and the conversation I did have with her was great until he stepped in and ruined it.

>comes out hammered
>no hammer

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you know it's very likely he was signaled, likely by her, to intervene, right?

Briefly met Lou Gramm from Foreigner. Hes from my home town and my friend worked at a sushi shop Lou's son owned and operated. When the sushi shop first opened they had a byob alcohol policy, so id bring in a bottle of whiskey and my friend and i would trade shots for sushi. It took all my composure not to yell "youre as cold as ice" when i shook his hand. Wasnt completely blotto at that point of the evening.

I met Danny Devito and his wife Rhea Pearlman while they were vacationing on Billy Crystal's yacht named "The Crystal"

Both Danny and Rhea were nice as hell until my best friend's drunk mom bear-hugged him and picked him up off the ground and carried him about 20 feet. Then Danny got super pissed and punched her in the gut. Then they left.

True story

I met William shatner. He bought our house in Versailles ky back in 2006. If you got to YouTube and type in "William shatner American pickers" you'll see the house I grew up in.

this

Met Donald Trump in Central park years ago. He was cool. Didn't get to talk to him much though as he was rushing to get to fundraising event at skating rink.

Met Jackie Chan on a flight to Las Vegas. He was super friendly.

Skrillex seems like he'd be chill with people who don't get star struck or fangasm