i cannot offer tits×tamp, so instead i tribute this: i would like to offer you a little truth.
most penises are good enough to satisfy most girls. take a look at pic related. the cervix is not eight inches deep in the vagina, is it? of course not.
another issue put to bed: guys worry that their girth won't be enough, but the vagina is a very small hole until you push something in there. it's very elastic, and like many elastic things, it rebounds after being stretched. she will always feel tight to you, and you will always feel big to her.
if your penis is 4+ inches and big around as two fingers, you're GOOD.
most other girls agree that 7+ inches is too much and honestly kind of painful until you get used to it. same for too thick, it is just not that enjoyable for most!
4-6.5, two to three fingers thick is the SWEET SPOT for best dick she will love.
happy fucking anons!
Kayden Howard
>just another small cock user pretending. become a trap already and stop complaining....
Elijah Harris
>wanting more traps in the world >literally unable to contain your own faggotry
Invalidated. Stop posting.
Evan Garcia
>if your penis is 4+ inches and big around as two fingers, you're GOOD.
Well, fuck. Thanks for ruining my day...
Oliver Hill
maybe i'm embracing my faggotry....?!
Jonathan Moore
Confirmed, you are a faggot. Stop posting.
Christopher Morgan
btw. even if you are of the rare species femanon. what exactly drove you to write this post? does your bf have a small cock and confidence issues?
Joshua Gomez
>"most other girls agree that 7+ inches is too much and honestly kind of painful until you get used to it. same for too thick, it is just not that enjoyable for most!"
My wife disagrees. 8", plenty thick, well-satisfied. You keep petting your tiny pecker and telling yourself it's "good enough." Us alphas will continue to sleep well.
Angel Bennett
Save your breath. Sup Forums is obsessed with bbc and men with tits. You realistic logic would better serve rebbit.
Luke Rivera
double dubs confirm. also sage
Joshua Campbell
>My wife disagrees. Your wife surely tells the truth when talking to you about your sex life :^)
Owen Torres
your wife must be as loose as throwing a sausage through a hallway
Parker Bennett
people who care about dick size:
women: size queens girls with daddy issues attention whores who like to brag
she knows you are proud of it, and so of course she pats you on your little head and tells you how great you are.
>wife >alpha
ok buddy
Levi Taylor
Everyone who isn't an autistic dipshit already knows this. Anatomy doesn't lie.
Thanks for trying to educate these fucking troglodytes anyway, though. I appreciate the effort.
Colton Wright
fucking Sup Forums memes
the truth is big penis is obviously better but most women don't mind, especially if they love you
it's true that you probably won't fuck 10 cock hungry bitches everyday with a 3 inch dick and won't fuck porn stars but other than that just don't worry and stop watching porn, it ruins your mind and view on sex
Juan Clark
>stop watching porn, it ruins your mind and view on sex
This is true. If you turn a girl on enough, she'll be cumming as soon as your dick is in her. Also, most girls don't like the wildly violent spine buster pumping that porn shows, a nice stroke and and holding your nut is the best way to make a girl cum.
Hunter Robinson
Vaginas become less elastic with age, and they have limits, that having children put to a test. I have been with girls with big vaginas, where i touched the end with my dick (15cm), but i didnt feel anything because it was like fucking a supermarket bag. Most of them have been moms. And it didnt help that they were small girls (160cm). In spain, we call the vagina "coño". A big vagina is a "coñazo", wich also means "something extremely boring",
Joseph Hall
born in it, molded by it
Samuel Morgan
YOU HAVE GIVEN ME NOTHING EXCEPT FOR UNDERCUTTING THE ONE THING I HAVE IN THIS WORLD, A BIG DICK.
IM OVERWEIGHT, IM NOT THAT HANDSOME, BUT MY COCK IS HUGE AND NOW YOU SAY ITS WORTHLESS?
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU WANT, FUCK YOU.
Nolan Adams
i love you for your big dick. don't let the world get you down!
Kayden Garcia
OP, is 3.5 inches hard a good size?
Nathaniel Ward
...
Carson Sanders
>A big vagina is a "coñazo", wich also means "something extremely boring",
fucking funny that
Justin Stewart
i feel ya user what a harsh world this is
Logan Foster
we call it throwing a wiener into a gym hall
Mason Adams
you and that other user shouldn't worry! you can still fuck underage girls comfortably, and that is perhaps the best gift of all~
Andrew Peterson
Them digits don't lie.
Austin Flores
i hate my life now
Anthony Baker
>seen better days but not much
Jacob Robinson
...
Angel Wright
Thank you, random internet homosexual.
Christopher Perez
How do you measure your penis length? on the red side or blue side??
Ryan Fisher
blue
deep red is non-insertable faggot
Nathan Sanders
yeah i thought so
Parker Rivera
>she will always feel tight to u. virgin...
Kevin King
ur op..
Noah Anderson
Kek
Brandon Mitchell
True... my husband is a bit too big for me, and I'm often joking with him that I wish it were smaller (he does not like this joke). If you hit my cervix, we're going to have a bad time. Most of my friends say the same thing, some of them with bleeding occurring if their cervix is entered. That shit is painful!
Jaxon Gonzalez
Most if this is bs
Jack Cox
>it is just not that enjoyable for most!
I want my dick to be big enough that they're scared of it.
Christopher King
Your wife might be a size queen whore. Probably had a lot of dick before you to be able to deal with 8 inches.
Michael Ortiz
lol... I see fear in their eyes
Kevin Walker
Fucking kek
Eli Stewart
I'm basically just above average, but if I go too hard with my girlfriend it actually hurts her by going too deep, and I can definitely feel when I've done that. Chicks have a depth that they can take just like guys have a length they can go. It's not some kind of magic number.
Samuel Roberts
samefag....
Noah Perry
Nope... just agreed with her is all
Jason Wood
Speak for yourself. Its the exact opposite for me
Jaxon Anderson
my ex gf loved when I touched her cervix and was pushing it very gently.
Zachary Scott
I think this guy has the most reasonable response. Most girls don't like giant dicks, but most don't like tiny ones either... it all depends on their bodies.
Josiah Barnes
This. I am average and this is why I go for petite Asian women. More of a chance of getting a small canal. I like to hear screams.