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Hey Sup Forums

My dick is fucked up since 3 weeks :(
Any advice ? I don't see anyone else to speak about this than you, guys...

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You have a tight foreskin, and it's, for whatever reason, dry. So it's cracked/split. Put Vaseline on it before you go to bed, don't retract your foreskin, masturbate or have sex. Avoid scented soaps. It'll heal.

Source: happens to me all the time

Ashy dick ass lil boi.

stop fapping 10 times a day.

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Also, fuck you OP

Foot cream on your dick

You're drinking too much beer. Happens to some dude.

Do you use some creams or shit to mastubate ?

>put vaseline
Great advice dumbass, that just feeds the yeast. It's yeast infection, get fungal cream and keep it dry.

coconut oil
i'm amazed at how well that shit heals sore/slightly tore skin
it's even famous for being used on dick skin
get the one that is edible.

That's a succubus

Thanks man. Yeah I guess stop fapping is part of the cure, but damn that's fucking hard...

:)

Nope, never. I fap 2 or 3 times / day

i had this shit.

you need to do two things:

1. stop wanking
2. coconut oil until it's gone

you'll be ok again.

Go see a doctor, dick.

Use some lotion OP, your skin is really dry.

Jerk off with jergens. Pic unrelated

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Wow, this picture is still in circulation? Jeeze, haven't seen it since the mid 2000s

Is it itchy/tingly all the time?

you got a male yeast infection I'm 90 percent sure

Jesus clean it, use disinfectant grade hydrogen peroxide and film it.

It's a fungal infection, I know because I had the same thing. Keep it dry and have it "breathe" a lot. Do not use creams or whatever the fuck, unless it's a special cream specifically for fungal infections.
If you're diabetic this shit will happen a lot. Get yourself checked.

This, it looks like a fucking yeast infection and can confirm since I've gotten it 5 times last year.

Just go to your local pharmacy and ask for an anti-yeast cream and that's it, it usually takes 7--10 days to heal up and be perfectly fine again, wash ur dick only with lukewarm water, nothing else.

>fungal infections

NOT FUNGAL, BUT YEAST*

Dunno why I said fungal.

Yeast is fungus, ya dingus.

Well yeah, but when I say fungal I think feet, not dick.

Listen to this guy. I am diabetic and never had an issue with yeast infection and keeping clean until a dirty fucking whore of an ex passed a yeast infection to me.

It's been the bane of my existence ever since. Shortly after I lose control of bloodsugar levels, my dick gets like that.

You can go to a doctor and he will give you a topical medication but it might not work.

Go to your local walmart or grocery or drug store. Head to the isle for Athlete's foot and get an atheltes foot cream. Lotramin type of stuff.

It isn't just for athletes foot. Get something with the ingredient Clotrimazole.

been jacking too much. i got an unmutilated too so don't usually use lube and yeah jack it too much you start to damage the skin.

shieeeet

Don't be silly, you silly sausage.

like always 2-3 times a day?

Cut it off, as a white boy you aren't expected to have more than 4 inches anyway...

Stop Jerking off for 2-3 days and put NeoSporn on it 3 times a day.

This is legit the answer. Its a yeast infection which is the the same infection as athletes foot. Get athletes foot cream if you are too embarrassed to buy yeast infection cream. It'll take a few days of applying it twice a day but within a couple of days the pain will go away and in a week or so it will be gone altogether. Pic unrelated but there to grab attention because this is your answer. Right foreskin asshole were just told that by Jew doctors that want to cut it off and sell it.

*tight foreskin

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Yeast can't feed on Vaseline nigger.

That's so damn dry. How do you even

not OP .. but i get this and itchy dick all the time

i think u might be right

Basic shit here.
>if its wet keep it dry.
>if its dry keep it wet.
A little neosporine and/or alcohol can go a long way.
>if it itches dont scratch it.
Am i the only one here that knows how to self treat? Leave your dick alone and treat that shit

Hydrogen peroxide!
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neosporin. It works

Quit jerking off with hair conditioner

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Sauce on pic?

Yes, use lube, fucktard.

Yeah, but it will hold in moisture and make it worse.

Looks like early sign of late stage aids. Sorry OP, you're fucked

Stop jacking off 5 times a day and use a little lotion. As of right now, clean it and put some A&D on it. Also relax on jerking off for a couple days.

This happens to be sometimes when I'm really horny and jacking off isn't enough to get out my sexual urges.

I don't got the sauce but I got moar.

Haha just what i was going to say. You need to stop fapping so much has happened to me before the skin is to dry

i had this. all i did was stop masturbating for a while and it should grow back together. we are talking like a week or 2

And moar

OP LISTEN TO ME. ITs called phimosis. it sucks ass. I did little about it when was at that stage and now I have a foreskin with a 3mm hole in the end which I cant retract, bleeds all the time and is red and swollen. DO SOMETHING NOW!!!! took me 12 months to get from normal to fucked and it sucks ass

Yeah. I have a foreskin also so I can relate to this.

That bra looks like a fucking joke but I guess that's what you get when you have to get them custom made.

Fuck you and your crusty dick OP
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Also check em

All kinds of melons in this pic

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fucker

are those even real bro keep posting

That's actually all I got of her but I got a bunch of this huge rotted mild that works at a radio station.

Rotted mild = titted milf. Fucking phone

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Fucking newfags

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Or I could post some of this girl. Got a few.

how does she go out in public like that lmao

Reported.

i know a fat tittied girl irl but she got a breast reduction surgery because of back pain

You can dress her up but you can't take her out.

kek that tabs

X ray

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>muh uncut master race

Don't feel too bad when a girl pukes after seeing your weird dog dick OP

Dick is in its natural state.... Calls it a weird dog dick. Idiot.

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Anyone who can hang out with this bitch and not have their eyes glued to those gigantic mounds of titflesh deserves a fucking medal.

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Trim ur nails asshole

I feel like everybody left...

that happens to my dick when i use certain lotions as lube.

the alcohol, perfume, and other ingredients irritate and dry my skin.

jergens especially tears my dick up.

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they always claim uncut is best and then I always see fucked up shit with uncut dicks like phimosis. must be great

>Source: happens to me all the time

Then clearly, what you're doing doesn't work.

Had it for a few years. Went to see my doc, had the foreskin cut off.

fapped 2 weeks later, could have been an SAS sniper with the power the cum came out!

Your dick is more dry than walnuts

Put some vitamin e lotion on it and stop jacking off so furiously

I've had two yeast infections probably because of my foreskin. Usually if I'm on antibiotics or something. First time was when I was being treated for a kidney stone and never got one in the first 36 years of my life. That said I wouldn't give up all the pleasure I've gotten from my foreskin to not have had those easily treated infections.

It doesnt reduce pleasure. It makes you last longer, but the overall pleasure or orgasm strenght is the same.

Yeast infection.

Apply iodine to everywhere within a half inch of the wound twice daily. It's going to burn like a bitch.

Soak in a combination half warm water, half vinegar, and a teaspoon of salt daily. It's going to burn like a bitch.

Apply topical creams throughout the day. Use the type packed with women's yeast infection kits. Might be able to find it on its own, or you may need to buy a year infection cure for women and use that.

Good luck, user! I had a recurrent infection for a year. Every time I thought I had it nixed it came back a month later, living under the skin. Above is what finally cured me.

It's going to burn like a bitch.

Does curing the yeast infection make the foreskin less tight?

Bill says it might be AIDS. He would know about that.

is it true that i shouldnt wash the my dick with soap and only hot water? i heard it kills the helpful bacteria

Jerking off with my foreskin intact is better than having to find lube every time I want to jerk off. Hence more pleasurable even though it's proven to be more sensitive and pleasurable when you are intact because there are tons and tons of nerve endings in that bit of foreskin.

This is actually true. You should be ok if you use regular bar soap but that fancy antibacterial shit will kill the bacteria that feed on regular amounts of yeast. That's why I've gotten yeast infections while in antibiotics.

Kys

Orgasms are all achieved in your brain by release of different chemicals. It doesnt matter if you are circumsized. I am circumsized. I dont need lube when I want to fap. Orgasms are awesome. Though a doctor told me that the doctor who circumsized me was a master once, when I was visiting for ball pain. So in my case everything might be perfect.

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