What if water was vodka?

What if water was vodka?

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Then I would die because Vodka is degenerate

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I would be a happy man... also probably a bisexual and possibly a furry. 2L of vodka a day would probably open up some doors I never even thought to knock on.

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>bisexual
Jesus

russia simulator 2017

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trips tho

zabivaka is cute, CUTE!

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the cutest nuclear doggo

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what happened to his naughty bits there

he doesnt have any, that would be immoral

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Nobody dare claim that I'm moral.

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excuse me

I'm perverted sorry.

yeah me too

yay

wanna form a suicide pact

no i'd miss kinky sex

There would be a lot more flammable shit.

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oh well in that case do continue

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fucking furfags < scales

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Children in Africa would be sober.

if russia ever launches nukes at us I will actually die jerking off to this dog

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This

I want to fuck the dog

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I need a furry maga folder

Few only have one

I had a handful on my now ded laptop

Sheet dude what laptop. And how

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it was a macbook pro that was elderly if not geriatric. It just gave up the ghost.

i lost the other zabivaka pictures i had so pretend the russian embassy is asking to stop making zabivaka porn with putin crying in the background

don't worry I have a very clear mental image of that

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I could be bisexual Jesus. Religion is just a few missed trips to the barber away.

There has been misinformatoin about waterfox not running memes

Kek. How innovative. It must have been to sleek™ or because its Light.© Years Ahead

what the fuck is wrong with mine then?

I mean I abused it like a battered wife also

ok thank u.

I'm a sneaky goy

In your dreams. Jesus wouldn't bother saving a bisexual furry.

Unless of course. You are a qt

open wide for scaly daddy

Donald J Trump is the only daddy id open up for. Sorry fam

tfw daddy trump will never make your boypussy gape again

>tfw no bf
>tfw no qt femboy
>tfw no pansexual furry gay boy
>tfw no vagina and penis and butt hole animated furry
>tfw no one loves me
>tfw i have Autism
>tfw it actually feels good

who ever said I needed your permission rp faggot

>i dont care

so I assume what happened here is he used the fat in his arms for ass implants because that is some fucked up shit right there

I would totally save myself, it's human nature.

And I'm pretty cute, or I wouldn't be going out in 20 mins. It's not like I plan on paying for my drinks.

Id call the police and tell them your raped me. Unless you put pic related on

I know you care faggot

Go out where. Can I come.

i like this porn

wrong

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No u r rong. Can I suck ur dong

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that's funny Cause I don't think anybody can hear you when your dead

no

y

>killing me
>cant hear me moan
Why tho

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What if air was wood?

Sure if you don't mind getting hit on by some really annoyingly flaming guys in exchange for free alcohol. The bus is leaving in three mins though... and by bus, I mean I'm walking three streets down to the local gay bar to hang with the fag hags.

Thats ABSOLOUTLEY DEGENERATE

Also send face pic. You must be cute. Do you go down there alot? And gets lots of butt stuff

Also flamboyant guys are the worst

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Thou shalt not have any evidence of who I am

I go there once or twice a week. No butt stuff. I got really wasted and kissed this adorably shy chubby guy once because one of the beards bet me a double scotch on the rocks that I couldn't get him to.

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Soooo you never do butt stuff. Why? Aids?

But who doesn't enjoy a good clown performance?

well after the deed when I no longer need you but need you in side me

Well I had to live with it for 2 weeks. And it gets old after 2 hours. Uncles is a faggy New Yorker

You'll need me forever. If you kill me I will rot

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yis, dis is good

Not really into guys... I mean, there is a type of guy I'd fuck, but that guy I kissed is the only one I've ever met. I go there for free drinks, and occasionally to tell one of the hags that she's miraculously converted me to heterosex... I get laid, she gets to think she's god's gift to men, we both get breakfast and everyone goes home happy.

Almost at the bar.

Did you at least get some cock out of it?

Hey Luc.

Hello

unless we go the the other way