How does my poop come out with a branching piece? It's never happened before /b, what do I do?

How does my poop come out with a branching piece? It's never happened before /b, what do I do?

its almost like it had a dick

OP i'm a doctor and i can tell you this mean u'r gonna die.

I'm sorry.

I actually thought it more resembled a nose but I kinda see the dick now that you mentioned it.

First thing you need to do is wipe your stinking ass!

you could have a pocket in your intestines

you have a diverticuli

Why the fuck did i open this thread ?

Also why the fuck i'm replying ?

Wait what? I don't know what either of those things mean

Is it serious?

>see this thumb in catalogue
>thought it was a dog laying down
>its a shit

HAAHHA

...

Can't tell if that's shit or a black dick

What's the difference?

Op are you andy sixx?

Does Andy have a double-holed asshole?

Looks like your ass is the town bicycle

But how does the branching bit pass the anal sphincter still intact?

It means your intestines will split open causing a rupture

>>see this thumb in catalogue
>taking the bait
Bamboozled again

Satan speaks true.

Fuck Satan.

How do I fix this? Should I really see a doctor?

Thought it was just funny but I'm actually kind of worried now