What do you think this fucker did

What do you think this fucker did

Not sure. Whatever it was though, he regretted it and more. Poor guy.

What bothers me is the fact that you're not given an alternative. Like sucking every person in the room's cock. Or eat their shit or something. To save my life and my cock, I'd eat ass and suck dick.

Obviously went dickless for Michael Chiklis

well i think he ripped his own dick off

Most guys don't want their dick sucked by a guy so it's not that great of a bargaining chip

If he was conscious, I'd imagine that he screamed and writhed in pain

Left mexico to be spic-less....

um

out of all of the gore threads I've seen, Iv'e seen this type of mutilation before weird huh I guess but it's sparked a question:

If you had a boner when you got your member chopped off would it shrink back to a floppy since the blood would fall out of the engorged tissue?

Then throw a blanket over my head, Have me bathe in perfume and flowers, fuck If I know but there has to be an alternative. Fucking dudes just fucking kills savagely.

Just be honest man you want to suck some dick

cut the rest of his cock off because he was a cut-fag. no point in even having a cock if you don't have the nerve endings to even feel any pleasure at all.

No, that's not it at all. But here we are, among the living and living in relative comforts. To keep it, I'd do just about anything. Don't act if you'd not do it if it meant keeping both your life and your cock.

Must of been fapping
of while listening to hard core metal music

John bobbit??

Probably went and assumed a feminst's gender

Oh yeah I would. I'm just saying since your brain went straight to the cock sucking I think you want to try it anyways.

lmfao forgot about him. last time I ever bought a physical copy of porn. never been so disappointed. girls were dry as fuck, and it was him just pushing rope

What is that pre-viagra days?

Jenners folly

he probably took some, although physically probably couldn't get hard all the way. SAD!

I thought that shit was like magic?

I know enough to know that fucking around with mixing fantasy and reality can get you fucked over horribly. How many people found themselves on the wrong side of a dick because they believed a fucking meme perpetrated on this very board?

Judging by size i'd say some weird japanese porn.

Flakka.

>wrong side of a dick

A dick is faced a great many ways when its intention is going into a certain kind of hole. Be it a pussy, ass or mouth. I for one want the side of my dick that's between my legs away from all my holes.

You don't know for sure until you try. Who cares anyways, just have to live your life.

Cordel

I know it'll either be my bag or my damnation. Thanks, but no thanks. I will keep myself long enough on the side of pussy and when unable i'll jerk it to traps like normal people.

Fair enough

Cut off his own penis.

who? what?

Obviously he sucks at playing with knives.

This is what they should do to pedos and rapists

>What do you think this fucker did
Dealt with beaners

He ran with scissors.

well yea obviously
i mean the chances of being able to maintain an erection during torture is unlikely.. but if it would happen, of course the blood would just squirt out

Same here I want to get fucked in the ass by a huge dick, but everytime I um I feel ashamed and disgusted.

I can only imagine if I hooked up with somebody I would be into it and enjoy it but once i nut, I'll be disgusted and ashamed of what I did.

Divided by zero.

...

Do you know movie teeth were that girls vagina has teeth in it and when ever someone tries to fuck her her vagina bites the dick off that's what happened

Yeah you would. It's kind like that time I wanted to cum in my mouth so when I was about to cum i bent myself so that my cock lined up with my opened mouth but the moment the cum was about to hit my mouth I was overcome with a sense of revulsion and in that instant i not only closed my mouth but vomited all over my bed. I kept retching for a long time.
It's like fucking a girl in the ass. Ever tried it? It's not at all fun. It's tedious and is a lot of work., Or like face sitting, ever let a girl sit on your face. Sure, it's fun for all of thirty seconds but when the heat builds up and you start to sweat, it loses it's luster rather quickly.

Fap to sick fuck, but never practice fuckery.

Wow same guy your replying to but I actually want to fuck a girl in the ass.

And actually want a girl to sit on my face but she gotta have a fat ass.

What's wrong with a girl sitting on your face? What if u lube her pussy?

Her woman's crotch especially if she's excited get's fucking hot. Really, fucking hot. you'll sweat, a lot. Anal is preparation. It's not sponateous. She'll have to douche her ass and not everyone's into that. She'll have to eat lighter the day before into the day you fuck her in the ass or she'll shit on your dick. IF you're into shit, and you take about an hour for her ass to dilate then fucking her ass will be boss. For all of three inches or so then it's open air. Even anyone ways to you an ass grips they're liars. A woman's ass doesn't grip like a man's. Gays brag about how much tighter a man's ass is than a woman's. I know a woman's ass isn't that gripy. You'll hit more open air than spongy layers. Stick to a normally ribbed pussy.

If she's going to sit on your face be sure to do it in a cool or cold environment. You'll sweat death sweats otherwise.

I need to stop drinking. Fuck me there are a lot of errors here.

that's what usually happens when you fuck the wife/girlfriend/daughter of a mob boss/cartel leader.

you new to justice in the criminal world?

This would make a great linkin park album cover !

Your entire 'life' is an error

Kill yourself. do it tonight.

Kek. I see what you're referencing

Is that an old pic of Brianna Wu?

From this error grew a lot of futures.

Stop posting and kill yourself

sup reddit

Not the dude you're talking to, but I don't think I could handle the smell. But I'm not into ass play, the idea of that being where poop comes from turns me off.