What's your favorite snack to buy at the movie theater?

What's your favorite snack to buy at the movie theater?

My shellies love Doritos®.

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Me? I buy crab legs.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ANIMAL?

Fried Pickles

Popcorn and slurpee

They are called Tatui where I live

Trilobite

Isopod

>buying overpriced processed cinema crab legs
>not sneaking in your own home made free range legs

Shit taste desu. I bet you enjoyed star wars 7 too.

They're cute, user.
C U T E

I've never seen them that big tho, how do they get this big? The ones I've see n are about the size of a roach, you can fry and eat them

It's North Asian Bumbling Carapace

Kabuto. It's pokemon GO, brah

maybe the bag is just tiny.

Morton bay bugs.

>wake up in the middle of the night
>something is tickling your foot
>you throw back the covers
>those three giant isopods are crawling on your legs

What do you do?

I don't normally get food, but I do like to get a blue icee.

If I had to get a snack I'd probably get a thing of Dibs ice cream bites or Bunch a' Crunch

Giggle girlishly, sweep them up into my arms, kiss their adorably shiny shells and gingerly place them on the pillow next to mine. I then softly coo until they drift into a peaceful sleep before listening to their rhythmic, whistling breaths as I fade into my own contented slumber.

GAS THE SHELLIES

SNEK FISH IS THE ONE TRUE GOD

Sorry shellies, but my go-to kinomunch is a bushel of king crab legs. If they're all out, then I tell them to give me the rotisserie chicken combo.

Either way, I'm following it up with a cobbler (peach preferably, but blueberry will do).

how did you get your shellies to get along with your cinema falcon?

Fuck, did the aquarium break at your theatre too?

Half lobsters.

deep sea thread?

>friendly reminder we have fully explored the depths and don't know whats down their ;^)

oh look what i found in my gill net

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Buttered crap legs served by black men only

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rip

has anyone ever gone down there and stuck their dick in this?

Ye ur mom lol

what is a good documentary about the deep sea?

finding nemo

Did this kill the crab?

You don't need to go deep sea for some scary shit.

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imagine if you were a human and you accidentally stepped on that

>Sup Forums poster meetup gets interrupted by douchebag chads in hats

That's a big fish

i can already see the replies

Hey Sup Forumseddit

you understood that reference so you're Sup Forumseddit too
nice digits faggot

Blue ICEE

Popcorn with extra butter and jalapeños

Yee, we are dealing with it right now.

youtube.com/watch?v=6esR4uGEFCc

wait. are Sup Forums posters the whiskered fin flickers?

kekked

nightmares

:3

They are Giant Sea Lice.

That's right. GIANT LICE FROM THE OCEAN'S DEPTHS. SLEEP TIGHT.

goobers

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Turks

The fuck would you do if you saw a couple of these huge fuckers crawling around in your house?

Swatting it wouldn't work, it's too big to smash as it's bits and guts would just go everywhere, shooting it is a terrible idea on many levels, and I ain't going closer than ten feet to these fucks.

What do Sup Forums?

How many crabs got sucked into that thing? I stopped counting after 30 or so.

I'd step over it and pick it up.

I'd cuddle with them while watching old Frasier episodes until we all feel asleep.

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kek

MEEM

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Kill them then kill myself

WAKE UP

Damn shame they die above sea level.

>women

into a boiling pot of water it goes

garbage bag it and then smash it

i don't find them scary

they just look like giant lobster tails

>sucks the blood of its host by rooting themselves into the fish's tongue
>after a while the tongue becomes atrophied and the fish risks death by starvation without it
>the parasite whose life depends on the blood of the host proceeds to replace the tongue with his body so the fish can still feed itself
>only known parasite to become a organ

Thank you God for not making me live in the same shithole as these devil's spawn

what are some other objectively evil creatures

>implying my Falcon bro would ever let them anywhere near me

women

we all float down here

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>amerifats

Nachos

W H A T
H
A
T

come on they're cute

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it's like the final scene in Alien Resurrection

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What are those 'trees' at the bottom?

In all the books I had growing up, I don't remember any of squid pictures looking like alien heads and having elbows.

they are part of the oil platform
i'm not an expert on that so i don't know what they do