I tried to fuck a horse once when I was younger but my mom almost caught me (she doesn't know how to mind her own...

I tried to fuck a horse once when I was younger but my mom almost caught me (she doesn't know how to mind her own fucking business) and now I still didn't got the chance to do it again. What about you?

Id do it in a heartbeat if I'd ever have a chance

I'm afraid that the horse would kick the shit out of me.

What's the obsession with horses, like I see that a lot more than other animals, does it feel better or something

Op here. As I remember it really shouldn't have that kind of reaction, only maybe if you ram it in like a car and If the horse has a problem with your existence beside it.

neigh

horse pussy

kek

I have no idea. The horse is probably calm when you fuck it.

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Just look at this

fucking lol, niggers are not humans

Never got the chance either, but it's been a long time obsession of mine since I was in my first year of highschool. I've always had a pretty fucked up sex drive though.

Would love to try K9 as well. Maybe one day.

How tight are horse pussies really?

And where to find horse porn for fucks sake.

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I like to fuck dead fetuses

I'd never fuck a horse, but I'd gladly smell a horse's farts.

I don't know I almost fucked a horse, I even had my dick out and then everything went to shit, but my suggestion is that it should be pretty loose since it's a larger animal and horse dick is much bigger than human dick. You can find it on Gaybeast izi

My biggest fetish

Thanks for the site man. Do I really have to make an account?

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Just use a fake email address and shit

dog pussy > horse pussy

Are you still a kissless virgin OP?

I mean you just type random bullshit. Random name, random password and random email. You won't don't need to confirm your account. You get free 15 vids for a day. And if you want to have membership and watch premium videos you have to post a video on it I guess.

Oh shit. That's fucking cool.

What kind of dogs can you fuck without hurting them?

chickens

who said dogs feel pain?
all of them

Oh man gaybeast used to have a bonus site for free users to see some premium vids, looks like its fucked now.

Large breeds mostly. Labs, rots, huskies, great danes, etc.

They do this thing with their pussy's that slap together... shit is amazing I seen a vid of it on here before maybe someone will post it for us?

well depends on your dick size too

If you want to fuck a horse, the only polite thing to do is to let the horse fuck you as well.

Yeah. Assholes removed it now, and those videos wouldn't even cost you your free 15 vids, they were absolutely free.

You want to swap pics and whatnot on kik or something?

Anybody who has experience with horses care to share technique?
I want to try this but don't want to get kicked/shot by a farmer
How tall are they? Will I need a step stool? Will they make noise when I walk up and would that be noticed? Do farmers leave cameras up so I should wear a mask? Will it lubricate itself or should I bring some lube?

Any gaybeast alternatives?

Go on the site, open the "Bonus" page in a new tab and log on your free account in the first tab, then you'll be able to go back to the "Bonus" tab you opened earlier and watch the bonus videos without having to pay for them... They coded the page by rolling their head on the keyboard

All you have to do is log in AFTER you have the bonus page opened in another tab of your browser

Very human like pussy

step stool unless she's JRHNBR

explain that without being illiterate

please some webm

I have ate mare pussy but have yet to fuck one

HOLY SHIT thanks man, you really made my day now!

taste?

You need a step stool, it will lubricate itself, and it can make a noise since you're a random person. I don't know about the farmer but if he sees you doing that to his horse he will probably gun you down

They have the ability to tighten up and control the vaginal and anal muscles to an insanely high degree to the point the anus is literally self wiping and the vagina can physically jack you off on its own.
Tl;dr more textured, warmer, and possibly much tighter depending on how it currently feels.

Worry not, son, I got your back ahaha.

horse pussy wink search that. You will see it yourself

This thread

Jesus Christ. Just buy a Fleshlight dude. Leave the poor animals alone

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Can you get an STD from fucking a horse? (or other possible fuckable animals)

HIV wasnt originated from humans, as long as you dont fuck a human female without doing a blood check first

you can't get a human std like the clap or something, but there are other diseases that can be gotten from fucking animals. however these are exteremly rare and they can all be chalked up to drinking contaminated milk or eating contaminated meat so you'll have a halfway decent alibi

your real concern should be an allergic reaction

Yes but only if an animal is infected and that is a rare case. I mean if it's your animal go check it up at the vet and if it's fine fuck it all the time you want.

kek

Probably not an STD, syphilis came from fucking llamas but that's incredibly unlikely.

HIV started in africa because people were eating chimps and gorillas, it's kinda like a more virulent sort of kuru

All of the below plus herpes but that presumes someone fucked said horse before and had herpes or the horse got fucked by another horse who also got fucked by a person who had herpes.
You'd noticed the scars easily though.

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and that's the last of what I've got. anyone have more?

>you will never be dommed by a mare

Where can i find full videos of these gifs

if you work around horses you actually might, if they're horny and like you enough they'll pin you against the wall with their ass and won't let you go until they're satisfied

part of the reason why i say it's bullshit that animals can't consent

That's good!
Can that be combined with the mare dominating you in a non-sexual way to get the full 'slave to a horsepussy' experience?

probably not, the only time a horse is going to act like it owns you is if it's trying to fuck you or kill you

Its actually worse.
If they go into rut and someone they like is in the coral or pen they'll get them in a corner, back their asses up, and crush a fucker to death by rubbing up against them.
Its why you never leave new hands alone even in a big pen

Any sauce or news stories to back that up because it's pretty hard to believe

but kinda hot

Do stallions like being fucked in the ass?

Death by a horse ass. Doesn't sound too bad.

i haven't gotten that lucky

If you learn them to, yee.

>death by horse pussy

welp, at least i'm gonna die with a raging boner

is eating out a horse not a good call?

Well idk never did that. It can piss on you but let's be real anyone can.

not sure exactly what you have in mind, but being matriarchal, mares default behavior is bossing around their stallion fuckboys

well trying to fuck a random horse isn't as good call, chances are relatively high you'll get kicked no matter what you do

What a wonderful way to go out

Says the horsefucker

where the gifs at?

bump

sex

hot

I fucked a horse in canada once, enjoyed it greatly. Haven't had the chance to do it again but I think i'd rather see a girl take a horse rather than fuck one now.

bump. any oral ?

story?

i want greentext user

Green fucking text

maybe he's typing it out now