Post in this thread or you're next fuck gets pregnant

post in this thread or you're next fuck gets pregnant

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NEVAR

Is that your grandpa's ballsack?

Wtf fine

yes it escaped after 50 years of torture by my grandma...now it exists as it's own sentient being, but not recognized by law, has a magic power of granting fertility, good you post, your next fuck will come back negative if she tests it

But I want a baby user. Oh.. Shit.

gg

Nice dickbag.

then wtf you post???

Oh, I'm getting a fuck soon?
Nice, this 4 year dry spell is getting old.

rub my back and you will get laid.

By you, are you hot?
Also where in the world are you?

,.l

Cunt

I'm a dislocated scrotum, I won't tell you where i exist, but my powers can affect anybody who interacts with me.

You're next fuck will be preggers no doubt, even if you condom it will break, prepare yourself user

ok

Hey

Cunt

Nope, not happening.

Meh, I've been broody for a while now, I would probably find some way of taking care of a little carbon replication of me if it happened.

poor thing

Doesn't matter, she'd get an abortion.

...

No thanks

>ok i will, here's this too:

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post.

Your father will die in his sleep tonight unless you take this survey.
strawpoll.me/12111133/r

Is ignoring this really worth the risk?

Sup Forums is honestly the normiest board on Sup Forums, wow

Die from cancer

deus vult

Fuck that was close

>Next fuck

lol you're funny

he's evolved from name my dog to the scrotum of fertility...just keep watching the responses and adapting the meme

...

Joke's on you hands can't get pregnant

but i'd really love me some bebes

Can't catch me!

next fuck not next handjob self or otherwise...

stop

not on my watch buddy

no

Ay

Fuck off m9

i want my mother to die, and won't take you're poll..good luck op

ewww

you are protected, enjoy your next fuck and visit with your mother

Can't fuckin risk it man. She's useless.

What if my wife and I are trying for a child?

shit

what the hell is that?!

make me

That implies that the anons reading this post actually get some.
Sadly not all do rip anons 2015,2017

Buffets

a hedgehog without quills...google it..

Why

I'm the original user of this post. I'm 47 and my wife is 24...we've been happily married for a year and hope she doesn't get pregnant for another year...

Driven

oh hell no

ok

Shut

Can't risk it.

fuck off

sheit

Why not?
If you plan on having children, do it sooner rather than later.
Having young parents still willing to do fun stuff is awesome; if you only start having children at like 50, then you're going to be almost hobbling around by the time they're at their peak of playfulness.

Kys

Ok

...

Not taking a chance

...

not risking

can't tell me what to do

I'm not risking it.

want to wait a year or two so we are financially ready and have a good plan for our future

Not taking the risk

I hope I get pregnant

enjoy one night of freedom, blame me if it goes wrong...

Then I pray for your fertility, may you gush with divine pleasure and truth

Oh no

Nigger

dubs for fertility

LOL fucking niggers

Well now you went and blew it, retard.

Cant risk it

Nah

a

J

okay

k

O

Not likely

If i'm not getting any fuck can i use mine to prevent everyone else from getting pregnant ?

Ok

Ok

:(

I'm 40. My fuck buddy is 24. I cum inside her all the time.
Un..she says she's on the pill...so I'm ok, right? Right guys?

fugg

No pregnant

no

Damn

Fine. Here's a (you.)

K