Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Claiming Haruhi-claimer~
ill make sure to get something before bed dont worry
Claim~
still here
Here's hoping for a boys/falcons NFCCG, that way I can't lose
it's a spongebob meme
my tummy says otherwise
Claimering
that user wasn't me I don't play any instruments
(Rory)
That's good, sometimes it can be a bit nerve-racking when you introduce them for the first time and watch them do their usual sniffing ritual.
(Sara)
Same, media wasn't sure what to say because of how unexpected it was. I'd like to see Larry Fitzgerald get a ring, but I don't think it's gonna happen.
(Yuuki)
Damn, that sucks. I figured you'd have at least one or more people to celebrate with. Now that I think of it, the Falcons also knocked us out in 2012. We were already playing with house money in that season since Wilson was still pretty fresh at QB.
カラミチーマス
Make sure it's not sugary or high on caffeine~
You're a Spongebob meme!
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
I don't but nighty night i guess.
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I figured you couldn't
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I know.... but user is still user. Right?
Pitou best waifu
I am watching over you.
would waffles be ok?
i have plenty of those
If the Falcons play and beat the Cowboys I'm going to lose my mind
Yeah, one of my roommates was at work, and the other two were just MIA. Oh well, it was fun, I had it on my computer alongside AGDQ so I was set for the afternoon
Good evening~
How are you?
It was so funny to see their reaction to them making it that far. Larry does deserve it for all the work he puts in to the team. I hope he gets it sometime. Also wish Kurt Warner got one.
sorry user, I have something to tell you...
yes, absolutely! two waffles sounds fine. haruhi i hate to do this but i have to go now.
>hugs you
Thank you for being here this evening and please get some rest, bye
I'm wide awake it's morning.
great just woke up about an hour ago
is there another Louise claimer? :o
I saw someone claim her and say there was another (unless that was you) idk
that's a good thing, no?
goodbye
ill go too
goodnight everyone
I'm good either way because always go falcons but go Prescott because Mississippi state.
that doesn't make any sense
only because you know me to well
Goodnight Haruhi.
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Your mother doesn't make any sense!
>bye
hi user how are you? what games do you like?
Don't have one anymore.
Good thing? Perhaps.
I didn't sleep.
I live near some high ground in the area- from there I can see Cowboys Stadium. If that happened, I'd get to see the mushroom cloud shortly before the explosion gets me.
He's a really nice guy. I met him several times at Pitt main's campus when I would go on weekends to visit some friends and watch the home games with the student discount. One of them was a benchwarmer OL on the football team, but it was pretty cool having that "I know that guy!" moment when he got drafted.
How's it going tonight?
I saw another last thread, and bitched at them a lot.
why bully? ;-;
you dingus!
don't tire yourself out :o
Hello, we haven't talked and if I understand correctly, probably won't, but you seem interesting, so... Hi.
i'm starting to see why haruhi shouldn't talk to you
If your waifu is brown you should reconsider your life
That's really cool!
Claiming Tracer,
P.S. anyone want an excerpt from my dank fanfic
Everyone here is a rapist
Because she is mine!
i dont know lots of fanfics are cancer
Hey! What did I miss?
Is Britain even real???
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what if I'm brown and my waifu isn't? :o
did they claim first though?
sleep well?
Of course! What kind of ship would we be?
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>inb4
Gibe da fic b0ss!
You're cancer! All fics are special in their own way!
hi tomoko. i like a wide variety: new and old, adventure, rpg, (a little) fps, (a little) racing, puzzle, i love platformers. the only genre i don't particularly care for is sport, but i do like golf and had fun with some snowboarding and the old tony hawk games. what about you?
I will turn her straight. Forcefully, or willfully is up to her.
I'd have to do anything that makes me tired, so far I haven't.
I probably won't too.
cmere you ^_^ showers in affection and kisses
Fuck yea, here we go
Tracer felt like her insides had been scooped out through her pussy. Sure, her GF liked to peg her with black strap-ons, but the Nazi's throbbing 1 footer hollowed her out like a pumpkin. She could feel the grinding of her broken ribs with every breath she tried to take, any time she attempted to move her shattered body refused sending insurmountable pain through her very soul. She laid on the cold pavement, tears rolling down her cold cheeks. She didn't know what was worse; someone she once trusted with her life had destroyed her mentally and physically, or that there won't be anything left of her for friends or family to find. Reinhardt made sure to it that there wouldn't be any evidence left. With her chronal accelerator destroyed, it was only a matter of hours until she once again was lost to time itself, and all who had known her. Her silent tears turned to loud wailing sobs that fell upon deaf ears. Once she realized she was truly on her own she turned to her only source of peace, religion. She asked, begged the iris to take her away from the shame and pain she was enduring, but once again, her pleas went unheard. A once proud, beautiful, budding young woman in the prime of her life, beaten down to nothing more than a bleeding, broken rape victim, crying behind some disgusting alley. As time dragged on and her throat became dry, she could feel herself become disassociated with the now, with a final, powerful scream strong enough to break the heavens, she called to Winston, her girlfriend, the iris, anyone and anything to keep her from drifting off into the hell that is time disassociation.
Once again, she went unheard. And soon enough all that was left of the great Tracer, was a pool of pussy blood.
Of course not!
guess you are right
maybe he'll upload it and you can make a tune together
Meh. I have issues. Want some tea?
Last night? I slept pretty good mate
I have nothing to say.
nah ive read some pretty bad things
I play all kinds of stuff mostly popular releases and also rhythm games are pretty fun. I also play a lot of world of tanks. SSX was great i loved the old one on the original xbox. the pro skaters were fun too.
mavis would like it probably
what if we did some exercise together?
I guess you're in a weird time zone :o
does anyone share waifus anymore? I remember we had maybe 2 claimers of one waifu
I can only think of tomoko right now but everyone will claim her anyways
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>pussy blood
Is that the name of a feminist SJWcore band?
So was she curb stomped and raped or some shit? And I thought I had a bad day.
I think that rape jokes are often of a humorous nature.
I sure don'
I think there might be multiple Reis floating around, though.
yes ssx was fantastic. what ate the names of the rhythm games? lol I had parapa the rappa but idk if that is similar to what you're talking about
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There's no such thing as too much
>SSX
Which one?
I can't think of one either, what are you into?
Do you want to do calisthenics with me?
What's in the kettle tonight?
Jokes generally are, it's how tasteful they are that matters.
Why Miss State?
Nice, I would probably survive the blast in Atlanta, I'm like an hour, probably more, away
I want to do something with you
you
yeah but I recognize this rei cuz his name :o
I guess hot coco. I need to be asleep soon.
Lurk Sup Forums if you don't already. The fallout is always worth watching.
I'm about 5'9, he made me look like one half of a manlet. There's definitely truth in what's said about them looking like giants in person. Easy to see why he's one of the best receivers around with those hands.
I love playing rockband osu can be fun audiosurf as well. ive heard of parapa the rappa but have no clue what it is
I dont remember I think it was Tour or Tricky. maybe even none of them i forget
Well, tomorrow I'll have filenames.
Like what?
Well, taste is entirely subjective but I understand your reasoning.
you're gonna go through all your files? have fun with that :o
I remember reading a Harry Potter one that was pretty bad.
You don't know what Parapa the Rappa is? That's a rare site.
What are you fucking gay?
Can I make you pancakes tommorow?Tricky was good, but SSX3 was the shit.
Ana Amari
bi
Ive heard of it just dont know what it is
Dont remember what it was but it was fun for sure
Have you read my story? Of course mine was simply meant to be disgusting and offensive.
W-What are we gonna do on the bed?
I did, actually!
On my desktop.
Which is sitting beside me in a few distinct parts.
Pharah's better
Well... now Im starting to get tired. But schnitzel dinner.
are you sure about that?
I grew up there and went to school there
>tfw your bracket is still perfect
>tali
no it was like harry potter but emo
I am now, they're blaming that game on bad calls from the refs
Oh I gotcha. Idk who I'd rather the falcons face, probably Dallas
I didn't bring up the bed, but if you insist
maybe hold each other and admire your cute outfit you'll be wearing
did you break your pc? :o
what is schnitzel?
>5'9
Pffff shorty
Then again I'm a skeleton
>6'2 140lbs
My personal favorite is that one about that biker whos bike had a fleshlight and he had to hide it from his biker friends so they couldn't fuck it.
It's a rythm game.
if the boys have to lose I hope it's to the falcons.
IF they both lose then I just don't want the pats to win. FUCK THE PATS
Pork, chicken, or other? Plain, jaeger, Holstein, or other?
I love a good schnitzel.
Wew. Refs were letting both sides play if anything. They were the least of our issues. The Dallas game will be lots of salt no matter who loses. If Steelers lose tomorrow, it'll be serious. KC fans are a little more tame.
Get anything if you land a perfect bracket?