Things to do before killing myself

Things to do before killing myself

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living

Your mom, oh wait.

Die of old age.

Live a long life and die of natural causes.

LSD

Cook yourself a good meal

Can't think of a thing nope
Grab that rope

Shut the fuck up about luving, i want good shit

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Take the safety off.

>watch all of sonic boom and star wars
>jerk off to every type of porn
>beat dark souls 1
>pants a stranger
>get fat
>bathe in chocolate pudding
>become edgelord

Nothing, just do it faggot. But you seem like a pussy so won't.
See you tomorrow.

also listen to this as you are killing thyself


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listen to the entirety of the podcast Critical Hit. Seriously, that spic dungeon master is like Isaac Asimov caliber storyteller

write down last will, wrap your body in a plastic bag and send a letter to the police so that they will find you before you start decomposing. also use meds, don't shoot yourself or jump under a train, who should watch your body after that?

A mass shooting

Write a suicide note.

kill yourself.

but what should OP write?

i love that puppy

>dear family and friends
>[ insert name of least favorite teacher here ] raped me
>i can't live with the shame anymore
>farewell

Wash your dishes.

i killed myself.

Kill someone who deserves it

Fuck my goddamn aunt so she'll stop being a dumb cunt whining about not getting a good screw in three years. I'd do it myself but I have standards.

good advice tbh

>dark souls 1
u triggered me m8

ds1 is the best "rpg" game I've played and I haven't played demon souls.

kill a bunch of other people, murder suicide is the new an hero standard, anything less is retarded.

Ride a motorcycle

If I knew I was going to kill myself anyway, I'd rape some smoking hot babe. I'd lay it out as soon as I had her in whatever location I picked for the rape, "this can be a rape/suicide, or this can be a murder/suicide. I've got nothing to lose. If you want to still be alive tomorrow, don't fight me on this. I'm going to fuck you. This is happening. Don't resist, and this will be over relatively soon. Resist, and it will be over much faster. And if you're wondering why I picked you, it's because you were dressed like a slut. Now bend over and brace yourself. This is going to hurt you as much as I can make it hurt you."

Demon's Souls - 2009

Dark Souls - 2011

Dark Souls 2 - 2014

Dark Souls 3 - 2016

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sonic boom was the best

I'd rape Emma Watson if I was going to off myself

sounds good in theory but hillary and obama have pretty good security.

kill your family
stream it

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These are all valid answers, if you're intent on killing yourself then have some fun before hand. Go fuck that girl you always liked, try drugs, kill the fuckwit that always gave you the shits, steal a car and see how far you get.

id rape her even if i wasnt going to off myself

get fucked up enough on drugs and it will be like GTA

Anything you were too scared of to try before you were going to kill yourself

Turn yourself into a trap.
Tell a doctor that you want to kill yourself because you've always wanted to be a woman, get on the hormones, become a beautiful he-she, and get fucked up the butt until you can't take it anymore.

If you're going to be a depressed fuck that just kills himself, do some good on the planet by alleviating the pain of other miserable pieces of shit that wish for death.

Become a trap angel of bareback anal sex, and then hang yourself for being so disgusted with yourself.

she'll clock you in the nuts and take off while you're busy saying all that shit

Have a kid.
Sky diving.
Drive a tank.
Shoot somebody.
Visit Siberia.
Rape a bear.
Climb the mountains of Japan
Visit the active volcanos of Hawaii.
Just for starters.

Bugchasing/giftgiving, go to all the gay clubs and have some fun.

he should an hero into the volcano

I've always simultaneously liked this and disliked it. liked it because it has a lot of truth to it. disliked it because many (most? idk) suicidal people don't want to do any of that. they don't want to have an adventure or go anywhere, they just want it all to be over. so the thing they most need to do, they're not likely to.

OP if your parents are still around and they love you, or if you even think they *might* love you, try to wait til they're dead to do it. don't make them bury their kid unless you're absolutely sure in your heart that they don't care about you.

There was that guy from the US that did this, he decided to spend his last week alive in Mexico partying, doing drugs and whores. He enjoyed it so much he didn't kill himself and goes back every year.

break some laws,
harass someone
get in a fight
lay with another woman one last time
drink until you come down with A poisoning

that is good to hear.

Load gun, tie rope, open pill bottle, step onto ledge, and buy razor blades.

MASS SHOOTING;;;;A BAR!!!!

what i am i talkng about you faggot OP probably DONT EVEN HAVE A GUN

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This.

Least you will be remembered

thats what i would do mate

kill everyone else

Check yourself into an institution/rehab

Get help

Yes, this.

Well if your gonna kill yourself make sure you time stamp it and post it on here or else it didn't happen.

I heard Trump likes chocolate, so buy him a chocolate revolver.
He's real busy, so you'll have to run up to him real fast and try to hand it to him.

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can someone translate to English plz

try to kill trump

Or kill someone like that baby raper. I'm surprised there isn't a line.

the bee movie script or some dumb shit like that, so everyone thinks hes a complete fuckwit

this, kill your parents before you kill yourself

kill yourself

>this
honestly bro
this is the best thing you can do before offing yourself