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gay af
It's the lad with the singer gf here again.
>She just told me not to be worried if she's back very late or not at all
Wtf does that mean
elsa
a dying breed, perhaps?
plymouth is actually an alright place
depression is a choice
'nime
Do NOT reply to the cuckfag fanfic
DO NOT
In my parents' day, these used to be called "nigger babies"
Bad (or sick) guy!
t b h!!!!!!
another saturday night on /brit/
haha
ha
...ha
>'tarcuck detected
would love to take the train to yakutsk if they ever finish building the line
If only
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If you think im bad at signing just wait til i play piano
yer da used to cover your books with leftover wallpaper in school
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>When I was sixteen, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to be a hundred. Now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.
wondering how that guys so skinny but has no visible collarbones
had 2 cans of special brew now on the stella
>thinking what i posted was an englishman
FOY
WELL I'M RUMBLING IN THIS JCB
obama wiretapped trump
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black and white photos make everything look amazing
wish I was there
wouldn't mind a da that gave a shit about my education desu~
great post
>he takes a very obvious, conspicuous drink from his bottle of water as he enters the shop to make sure the staff don't think he stole the bottle when he leaves without paying for it
I see you.
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First time my eyes have watered up in a while lads. Bloody love this man.
state of my life tbqh
wish i was a mole in the ground
117 KB PNG
>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero. If this order is taking place in the ghetto, several black people go DAAAAAAAAAAAMN*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far more euphoric human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*
Lads its me again one of the band members texted me a photo of my gf and the drummer and they were sitting really close and laughing. Wtf do I do
thinking of buying this car
stay mad, stringfingers
would rather have a reasonably sized willy in my arse than be a guitarist
Got a massive dental abscess throbbing in my mouth and I can't sleep
JUST
>loving a kike puppet that only notable achievement was turning europe into a collection of yank/soviet vassal states
what the literal fuck is actually wrong with you
LARP on /brit/ some more
parents made me learn guitar for ages
can play to quite a high level
enjoy playing it alone
I have a very boring monotonous voice
Rasheed
think my voice might sound a little gay
need a second opinion though
I Vow To Thee is such a beautiful song
>dee juus
ireland's biggest lingerie section, I understand
Vocaroo x
>oy bey remember muh dresden 2000 million!
play us a tune lad
just demolished a paki vanilla cheesecake
facking lavely
Victorian Britain was the greatest thing on Earth
They're a mark of beauty
Would be incongruent with the rest of his look
oh look, it's THIS poster again
how much did soros pay you to make this post?
hmmm yes being not in favour of the collapse of the white world is "rasheed"
fuck off you stupid fucking paki twat
nah winston churchill LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY was funded by the jews
>Strakosch being a Jew and his involvement in the payment of the private debts of Sir Winston Churchill, in 1938, has been cited as evidence of Jewish involvement in British politics in the run up to World War Two. Strakosch had supplied Churchill with figures on German arms expenditure during the latter's political campaign for rearmament against the Nazi regime, and the financial arrangement enabled Churchill to withdraw his home Chartwell from sale at a time of financial pressures.[5]
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>The idea that the inventor of the term "focus group" was Winston Churchill is intriguing, but a bit of a red herring. The group of high-profile opponents of the Nazis whose meetings he attended in the 1930s was usually just called Focus.
not now its dark and im in bed
Lads its me again one of the band members sent me a picture of my gf with the drummer. She's calling a cab while he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
>2000 million!
I wish, that would be all the Germs and then some
OY VEY. VICTORIAN SLUMS. NO MULTICULTURALISM
Do it again, Bomber Harris.
Going to a pre in 2 hours
Guess everyone here now is an ab normie loser on his computer on a Saturday night
reckon it's cause you're shit and you don't want to embarrass yourself in front of /brit/
Lads its me again one of the band members sent me a picture of my gf with the drummer. Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick
bit of both
>tomorrow ill be thinking "work tomorrow"
can I post here? I'm 3/23rds Irish on my dad's side
Scuse me boys but I'm gonna have to stop you there and ask to see some top tier ASMR or else I'll be forced to take you in.
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WE WERE MEANT TO BE ALLIES YOU FOOLS
he drinks a whisky drink,
he drinks a vodka drink,
he drinks a lager drink,
he drinks a cider drink
go to the dentist. i put up with the pain because i didn't know what it was and even had two checkups in that time (he didn't notice). had to get the thing hollowed out . might have had to do that anyway but would have saved a lot of pain and blood if i knew earlier. trouble is i don't know how my painful something is relatively speaking and that chart with the smiley faces doesn't work
Lads its me again one of the band members sent me a picture of my gf with the drummer, but she's touching his chest now he takes off her dress now let me go
>the weak should fear the strong
friday is the main night for going out here
i can't afford two nights out a week right now desu
doing a drive
drummer here
shagging this autists gf right now
he has no idea
foreigners? nah not a fan
Obama is going to jail
>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos
I don't understand why people think Sundays are comfy. The only comfy days are Thurs-Sat
ah yes just like nixon went to jail for doing the exact same thing
might have a wank over this, look at that raw sexual chemistry
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just been in a car crash
32 hours and 40 minutes to go lad
Nixon was pardoned
stop playing out you cuck fantasies post texts
>95% white in the centre
my fucking sides
good post
Would rather kill myself than leave London
you think they would put obama in jail for such a small thing?
a slap on the wrist at most
amazing to think how much social progress has been made in the last decade
even more amazing is how much work is left to be done
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how do normies break their phones in the same way every time
ahh yes the black canadian
stockholmistan syndrome