Has Sup Forums ever wanted to just look and say to a girl "You have really nice tits"

Has Sup Forums ever wanted to just look and say to a girl "You have really nice tits".

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I would do it but it gets you slapped.

I did in highschool once because i was a total autist. She caught me staring down her shirt. She was also an autist we dated for about a year. Looking back all these years later no idea how that worked out lol

been there, done that, got slapped.
but fuck my life, she had perfect tits and my drunken brain just wanted to make her a compliment.

obviously choosing the wrong girls, i consider it as a compliment and would never slap someone for it

So lets see them so we may compliment you.

Post tits then

If I get find show tits

Sorry if I get dubs show tits

>obviously choosing the wrong girls
or just being the wrong guy. i'm not your hot 10/10 chad and those kind of "compliments" from neckbeards like me are probably cringy and creepy as fuck instead of "heeey, that's pretty nice".

Did this once. She laughed her ass off and I somehow didn't get slapped. Pic related

Either this is bait or you genuinely didn't think before you typed.

If it's the latter you're now obligated to throw up a pick of your rack so that we can pay you the necessary compliments.

... why does she have the face of a 7 year old boy?

i think it's just the feminazi mindset in the US, i don't personally know anyone who would react that way tbh

think what you want, i'm not posting tits either way

Genetics

I've got tits for proof

Its funny how I used to think there was a time when i thought this would turn girls off, but a fair number of my norm friends get girls in bed with them by doing this. I guess girls like the confidence or something.

>feminazi mindset in the US
me not US, me kraut. but yeah, feminazis are everywhere these days i guess.

>me sitting in the library
>9/10 girl sits in front of me
>smiles at me
>instantboner.jpg
>i gave her a slice of paper with the text: i wanna wreck your pussy
>she stands up, walks away, never seen her again around
>picture related (her registration card was on the table so i could read her name)

It's a pretty well established fact that we men are more often than not "the wrong guy" than it being "the wrong girl"

I'm 6/10 but have a good job, I'm well respected in social and work circles, have my own place, as well as my own transport.
I have told female friends they have hot bodies and complimented specific features before and I've been tactical about it too, you don't just drop a NICE TITS! or DAT ASS! timing and full sentence gets a better response, but the responses are often "Heh, thanks I guess" or "erh, okay." with two slaps that stand out in memory followed by an apology (FROM ME, not from them) in the following days saying "Sorry, I was out of line. Heat of the moment and my mouth ran before my brain caught the thought."

So yeah, women are picky fucks, and if you're not the "best choice" in their eyes, then you may as well be the worst choice.

Don't take it personally Mr. Self Proclaimed Neckbeard. you know your faults therefore you can work to fix them.

So your not a girl we got it

>the responses are often "Heh, thanks I guess" or "erh, okay."

true but i guarantee they fucking loved it, but pretend cause they don't want you

>you know your faults therefore you can work to fix them.
no interest to do so. i embrace my faults (in appearance and character). i'm okay with being me and don't feel the need to change to be honest. i'm happy at where i'm at in life.

"NICE TITS!"...well i was pretty fucking wasted after all and didn't knew that girl for longer than 5 seconds. so the reaction was to be expected.

She is weird looking but if shes of age post tits

Your wish is my command

Why would you say this rather than just showing us?

You there, you did it wrong.
You need to be slightly self deprecating when punching above your weight, and you need to imply respect even if you don't.
This is why some horrendously cheesy pick-up lines work.
For example, had you written:
"Any tips on how a beast like me strikes up a convo with a beauty like you?"

She would have at the very least given you a response, even if you're a flat 1/10 no hygiene overweight neckbeard.
If she's smart, she'll take the "Belle" compliment. If she's dumb, she'll take the "omg is that a DIDNEY princess reference?" compliment.

Source: I consistently date out of my league.

Why do you care anyway?

>Ermergerd, someone says they're female, ah needs muh proofs!

respect for being happy with who you are, truth be told if you're confident in yourself you still have a shot at girls you might deem out of your league.

I know one guy who is a solid 3/10 and somehow continually gets girls 6+ (and even convinces them to do shit like let him take photos of his dick in their ass) his secret is confidence.

Also, 10/10 for effort on the "NICE TITS!"

Check the thread, nigger

post more

Because its a rule of the internet.

Very nice any more?

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Confidence is crucial, and goes a long way.

To wit: Casey Neistat managed to catch Candice for his wife.

Here's Casey's ugly mug...

And here's his wife Candice.

It is not. There's the rule "there are no women on the internet", which is there to avoid people treating women differently, and titsorgtfo is only if they're requesting something as a woman. That person was not requesting anything.

Logic dictates they're definitely female.

If they were male they would have trolled harder/shitposted, posted a picture from google, or posted their topless chest with some comical shit. (NOTICE ME SENPAI! AM I PRETTY?)

And if they didn't identify as female this shit would have been derailed tumblrina style.

It's kind of irritating that most of the guys on Sup Forums can't string some deductive logic together. "You're pretending to be a girl" has never in the history of Sup Forums worked.

Here's ass and pussy, you horny niggers

I have 0 confidence when it comes to expressing attraction to women. I can chat to them and make them laugh but even if they have me in their bedroom I can't make a move :(

slap her back

My gf yesterday, her bust is still growing so when she wore an older sweater her boobs took it over.

Learn to socially interact (yes, even on Sup Forums) basement dweller.

He's given his example of being brutally honest to a chick and striking out, I've given him a response on how to provoke a positive reaction.
If he doesn't want the advice that's his bag, just like if you don't like what I'm posting you can suck it the fuck up pusscake, because this entire board is called Sup Forums for a reason, discord and tangent belong here on all threads, smeg for brains.

ok, she has her tits out in a low cut shirt and goes out of the house like that, her bra is obviously push-up and her nipples almost plop out. But you cannot acknowledge that. You should buy her a drink and treat her good because of it, but don´t stare! Don´t even mention that she did something deliberately to get attention, don´t acknowledge her agency, just treat her nice!

I hate this shit, women today are more fragile than ever.

this

It's not difficult to make your lack of confidence appear like some form of awkward confidence that some women will be attracted to. Literally stating your situation as a blunt fact can be a door opener.
Like if somehow you end up in their actual bedroom and are nervous as shit just say something like "well this rates high on the most anxious scenarios i've ever been in... sat in the bedroom of one of the prettiest girls i know."

Try it, you'll either get a laugh or you'll get an advance.

Fantastic, just dump em all if you have more.

ok, true, but most of the time we don´t request shit on this site. There are threads in which we debate politics, ethics and in this thread social double standards. If your argument can´t stand on it´s own without having to say that you are a woman then she did it on purpose and wants to show her tits and get a bit of attention.

no just no, user dont listen to this guy..

If that's how you really feel then be constructive about it. Seriously just be like "nice top" if she responds positively then she knows what she's doing and is looking for the attention. If she responds negatively and gets bitchy, just reply with "I'm sorry, i didn't realize you were wearing it to show of your glowing personality." and then walk the fuck away from her.

People in general are more fragile than ever because of this first world snowflake epidemic. You included with your bitching about how you're expected to treat women when you've built that expectation up yourself.

Treat women however the fuck you want, just don't be surprised if they treat you like you're a dickhead.

Sure, listen to this guy instead, who has provided no replacement for my advice. He clearly gets all the pussy and knows how to interact with others.

Or you could man the fuck up and try interacting for once. Women rarely make the first move.

But you're probably gross.

One other after this

This looks like a chick who rode my face when we were younger. Her aunt caught us just as she was sliding the condom on my dick. Literotica stories lie about these scenarios.

That's all, folks

dont listen to this autist, you're better off learning yourself then getting this guys awful advice.

As a girl with really nice tits, only girls can tell me That without getting shit. Told a wal mart cashier I liked her nose ring she was like "I love your titties"
I was so turned on.

>Literotica
Mah nigga.

but yes, literotica is as unrealistic as visual porn.

pics ;) ??

Who the fuck are responding to? That whole bitchy paragraph you wrote is irrelevant to you not checking the thread for the tits

I don't get why you care so much, why does it impact you so heavily if he does or doesn't take the advice of some stranger on the net?

>better off learning yourself
Sure, if you like striking out repeatedly.

>this autist
Says a faggot on Sup Forums that's afraid to socialize or take advice, I'm so burned, you really got me with that one.

cus he's an autist

Tits or gtfo

You didn't exactly make it clear what part of the post you were replying to, genius.

Also those tits are good, but that face...

Her tit is missing a nipple?

He's offering an evaluation of your shit advice. He sees it and identifies it as shit.

That's ass

That's cause you're a narcissistic dumb cunt.

>Implying I don't have a girlfriend
>Implying that I am a Sup Forums fag and you're not

Damn man, you just got me pinned so well with that insult, my whole world and ego is just going to crumble. I wish I could be as scathing and original as you.

Tits are in the thread

It was very clear which part of the thread was referred to. You requested tits and you were ordered to check the thread for the relevant posts. The rest of your post was directed at a completely different post.

yes but resisting to do so makes you not autistic

from your long ass sentence you seem pretty bothered.

nah, this shit has been going on for ages, since corsets were invented and maybe even before that

Just tell them?

Women very rarely get mad when I tell them that kind of stuff, unless they're huge cunts.

1. They're natural (and therefore proud of great genes)

2. They paid for them (and there paid specifically so you'd look at them)

If they throw a fit it's just because they're a rude cunt.

Gibby?

None of us are on Sup Forums. Only you. Rest of us are in heaven, emitting spiritual energy that gets translated into posts that end up on Sup Forums. You're the only one on Sup Forums here

If anything, I'm implying anyone, even a sexually insecure retard like you that takes hyperbole to heart, can get a girl.

Sorry to have hit a nerve, but don't worry buddy, sticks and stones might break your bones, but names will never hurt you.

That's a given, and perfectly fine, but he should at the very least give the guy some actual advice from whatever experience he has. Accepting shit based on nothing but faith is no way to fumble your way through life, especially if you care about forming relationships.

I've done it before.

>Friend's party
>Different fem-friend's house
>Hear another mutual friend who's slightly drunk tell his girlfriend that her boobs look really nice right now, in a totally casual bf-to-gf way
>Drunk me says out loud, "That's awesome that you have someone who's cool with you saying that out loud in front of us"
>Drunk idea
>I'll say it to the only single female in the room (aka the homeowner) and see how she reacts
>"Femanon, you have really nice boobs"
>Fem-friend gets embarrassed and nervously aims to tap me on the forehead with the side of her fork
>She miscalculates
>One of the tines stabs me in the head
>"Oh shit you're bleeding"
>"Oh shit I'm so sorry user"

And that's how I ended up on the receiving end of an apology, after I told a girl she had really nice boobs.

Don't pretend you didn't read it, I know you're loving this as much as me.

Why do you deny our faggotry, are you ashamed of us, is this why you won't invite me round to meet your parents?

Yes, that is a classic sign of being bothered. Not sure how long the bothered state persists.

confirmed, fat

whatever you say user. whatever you say.

>this
There are no unique posters on Sup Forums, just one guy shitposting and talking to himself repeatedly.
All the pictures posted here are from google

enjoy

Nope, I see the resemblance though

This doesn't sound like a sincere apology. You've still got more soul searching to do.

>bothering intensifies or something

I'll try harder next time, honest.

I've done it at suitable times like the sauna at the gym or a party and then work a way to make them compliment me. That way a rapport has been built between us.

Use your fucking head and gauge the girls personality(or lack of) before hand. There are 3.7bn women in the world. Not all of them will like it true. But a lot will. Breast appreciation is similar to cock appreciation with men. We're animals and our sexual hormones and pheromones react the same, so act like a smart animal.
Because you're unconfident. If you do it in a fun way that fits the moment. They'll either laugh or laugh and say "touch 'em." When I started out with innuendo flirting. I was slapped 7 times out of 10. With experience and more confidence you can make it worth 7-8 times out of 10.

I'm more of an ass man. I go around slapping asses

umm yep.

Is that Hank Hill

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I asked a girl if I could eat her pussy and she said "You think you're up for it?"

Totally caught me off guard and I sperged out.

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Tits are fun

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niiice

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