Coconut crab thread? Coconut crab thread

Coconut crab thread? Coconut crab thread

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q
youtube.com/watch?v=5A2BEoDdOTw
youtube.com/watch?v=yXhsUZ9XD88
youtube.com/watch?v=Sw-jhxzb76Q
youtube.com/watch?v=0tM_9DFeTB0
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Nice looking crabs you got there OP

a bigass coconut crab

bump

that seems tasty as fuck

I wonder if they have the same flavor as ones from the ocean

...

I prefer Lion's Mane Jellies.

This is a coconut crab thread, not a jellyfish thread

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH

...

...

more crabs you fucking faggots

Shellfish without the mercury

...

>This could be us
>But you're too busy posting crabs

I lived on an island where coconut crabs were the equivalent of raccoons. I got to eat one once, it's just a giant crab with a more specific diet. If you eat their boiled poop it's just coconut pulp.

Crabs > Jellyfish

nice, thanks Sup Forumsros

I rest my case.

I envy this fuck, bet that claw has so much meat in it.

only nigger loving faggots like jellyfish

Even the dogs know not to fuck them

Careful with that edge

Except that's a nomura you punk ass bitch.

damn right, the one on the left is almost bigger than the dog

...

If the dog was smart, he could attack those slow ass things from the back and bite their asses off.

This isn't a gore thread user

...

don't mind this guy, he's just going to get lunch

...

That crab is clearly dead. A brown crab that size could break your fingers if you let it.

Intimidating as fuck.

...

...

Just look at that posture, mighty as hell.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q

...

I like the blue on that one, looks pretty cool

Can you eat these motherfuckers?

...

sure can

Yeah, user said earlier it is basically just a giant crab with a more specific diet

...

good stuff

up to 9 lbs and 60 years old.

kek, that's a good one user

Are they dangerous? Will they nip you if get near?

considered a delicacy and aphrodisiac by the island niggers

OP is a fag and has crabs.

...

yes they pinch

...

they bite really hard and don't let go for long periods of time. some island niggers claim if you tickle their under belly they'll relax their grip

projecting

These are the biggest cockaroaches i've ever seen

from far away i thought this pic was of a dead rotting corpse bending over on a beach with their legs buried in the sand to their knees.

You probably like jellyfish

youtube.com/watch?v=5A2BEoDdOTw

...

youtube.com/watch?v=yXhsUZ9XD88

That is a very cool coconut crab

Young coconut crab
youtube.com/watch?v=Sw-jhxzb76Q

here's a baby one

youtube.com/watch?v=0tM_9DFeTB0

What do the baby ones eat?

>File: IMG_0290.jpg (167 KB, 640x426)
>167 KB
>Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)18:56:16 No.719050736 [Reply]▶
> Coconut crab thread? Coconut crab thread

really cute!

When jellyfags try and derail the godly coconut crab thread

Baby coconut

Hungry coconut crab

Ifunny for life! Fuck Sup Forums XD!

baby cocnuts of course

mesmerizing af

...

not sure, just did some reading and couldn't find anything specific to baby crabs but it says coconut eat all kinds of fruits and seeds so probably something softer like a mango until they get big enough to break into a coconut

big bois in town

Makes sense. Thanks!

>Jellyfish eats crab
>No problem

:(

coconut crabs live on land though.

coconut crabs are terrestrial

Fucking jellyfags get the fuck off my thread god fucking damn
REEEEEEE

Some jellyfags are trying to prove jellyfish are better in a new thread

This is real.

crabs

good, they can fuck off to there

liar, jellyfish are too squishy to live on land

...

...

leave

>mwf I was the only one shitposting jellies
>someone else made that thread

No, this is my first successful shitposting spree.

Are turtles okay at least?

Yes, jellyfish are gay though

only coconut crabs, please

...

...