ITT we pretend we're reddit
> Suburban redditors of Reddit, why don't you do more than farm grass to reduce your carbon footprint?
ITT we pretend we're reddit
> Suburban redditors of Reddit, why don't you do more than farm grass to reduce your carbon footprint?
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> At what age did your mom break your arms, forcing you to molest your dog for sexual relief?
Suburban grass farmers. Lol
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> You should really check out /r/earthporn. Highly recommended.
> Redditors that didn't vote for Shillary, how does it feel not being a cuck?
This
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TIL there are people who don't live in their parents basement
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Lol new to /r/, what is TIL???
Look, pal, I am on Reddit, Tumblr, Facebook, AND Twitter. I post links to all kinds of environmental articles ALL THE TIME. Don't try to tell me that I don't make a difference. I take ACTION.
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>"SIR, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT A COMPUTER PERSON, YOU'RE REFUSING TO HELP ME SO I'M GOING TO HANG UP"
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I bet those degenerates at Sup Forums didn't even fuck their moms when they broke their arms
hey guys do you guys have any Sup Forums screencaps?
>Coconut crab thread? Coconut crab thread.
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You're opinion is different then mine? Fuck you and your shit grammar, you racist homophobic faggot
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I did Nazi that coming xD
You're from a different country? Let me tell you why Trump is an asshole, and you should vote Sanders.
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le upvote le memes
To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You- I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F about tree fiddy was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as NOPE NOPE NOPE ? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my first post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now.
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Hey /r/guns, I just shot a hole in my fedora when I scratched my ear, how do I fix it?
*Gives gold*
Rick and Morty amirite?
That's not a fedora, it's a trilby, you moron!
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>rustle my jimmies
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Omg this is soooo me!!!
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woah meta
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Rule 1: Be attractive
Rule 2: Don't be unattractive
edit: why is my highest rated comment about attractiveness? XD
edit 2: Thank you for the gold kind stranger
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Sjw are pussies
Banned
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>Recommended farm-to-table experiences in Sonoma Co?
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Know what? I've been ripping on Reddit for years, but in all honesty, I've only been there a few times... mostly when not paying attentions to links. Virtually everything I know of Le Reddit is second hand.
Reddit has a shit user interface and even if it were the best place on the internet, there's no getting past that. It's like a Web 1.0 site, designed by autists using an America Online template. So... yeah. it probably sucks, but I'll never really know, firsthand.
Women are people too
*explains why racism is bad*
*makes muslim joke*
"It's ok guys. Islam isn't a race"
hey, web 1.0 is a classic aesthetic
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Look what my wife's son made
This is le funny image of a kid OC lolololol
I luv you /r/ule34
It wasn't broken, why fix it?
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Fuck off /r/tinder
exactly
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The front page is for cucks but check out
>NSFWIAMA
/r/food
Delicious homemade dinner: 20 upvotes
In-n-out burger taken with potatocam: 1000 upvotes
Shitty ramen made on CAST IRON SKILLET: 1001 upvotes
Report XD
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sexers of reddit, what was the craziest SEX you ever SEXED with your MOM.
edit: wow this blew up overnight
edit: rip inbox
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger
Beautiful fiction written for chronic masturbators that haven't found /s/ or /hc/
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Sorry for being late xD
Thanks for the gold kind straner
Edit: *stranger
Q: why is the world so unfair?
A: it's the Muslims fault
Highest scoring answer: the one most likely to provoke masturbation
Don't worry, wanna fuck my wife?
Today I Learned
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Q: what are the keys to a successful relationship?
Top A: wish I knew what it was like not to be a kissless virgin
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Sure!
Le gem
What was it? xD
TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'M TRANSPUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FORGOT TRIGGLY
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You have a PhD on the topic, linked several sources explaining your position, even dumbing it down to a level a 5 year old can understand? Let me explain why you're wrong
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