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ITT: badly describe video game plots and other anons try to guess what it is.
>In charge of race of moronic humanoids
>Require round the clock care
>Can be killed by a trip to the pool.
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Lemmings?
Fat wop has to stop his girlfriend from constantly getting banged by a lizard.
Op is a Faggot 2; Fag Harder
>you do the thing
>Some time, you're supposed to be supplied with an alcoholic beverage
>Flying cameras
>You can break things
Mario
the sims?
WINRAR
Parenthood irl.
red glass people
>A team of tooled up professionals exposes some rather lax security at the airport.
Wrong but true.
>A renaissance faire turns nasty when a local bondage enthusiast turns up to sour the mood.
Modern warfare 2? No Russian
AM WIN
> dumb furry
>set out to beat a guy with a large head and his goons
Yaay ^-^
>Ruthless race of aliens invades earth
>Believes in waiting their turn.
Sanic
Nope but he is an icon.
xcom
STURFAX
Hint: typically an animal found in Australia
POTATOES ALL ROUND
i used to kill people in the pool too
i also liked to leave a wall open so i could build bushes inside and then make someone who sucked at cooking start a fire inside and then close the wall off
Shitposting drunks?
literally everyone who played the sims did that, theres no need to tell us
>Tossed ashore to do whatever
>plot happens
>kill same villain several times
>do that again on two more difficulties
>plot still unclear
>game not even finished yet, probably will be a snowy act5,
>probably will have to kill same villain again
well im just glad to know im not alone
no need to be a faggot about it, ya big faggot
sorry i just believe in telling people when they're acting autistic to stop them from embarrassing themselves in future
Crash bandicoot
Holy shit how did I not get that
>You are a drunk Russian.
>You kill or be killed.
>Mutations.
Other one:
>You are a drunk Russian.
>You kill other Russians.
>Kill big Russian with a combine harvester.
>Hotline Miami but bloodier.
Other one:
>You are a Russian.
>Poor truck driver.
>Drive truck to do random shit.
>Repeat.
>kill some nigger pretending to be dracula
>lol wait I am dracula
first one S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>you wake up in a strange place
>someone tells you to be a flaming God
>Someone tells you to be a normalfag
>senpai wants to have a threes on with you and the sun
Get paid to kill monsters
Fuck maiden on a unicorn
Cheeki breeki.
youve thoroughly embarrassed me
i must an hero to preserve family's honor
sayonara mis amigos
p.s. youre still a big faggot
Ty the Tasmanian Tigah
Journey?
>9 dipshits used to fight over nothing
the republican nomination?