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ITT: badly describe video game plots and other anons try to guess what it is.
>In charge of race of moronic humanoids
>Require round the clock care
>Can be killed by a trip to the pool.

Lemmings?

Fat wop has to stop his girlfriend from constantly getting banged by a lizard.

Op is a Faggot 2; Fag Harder

>you do the thing

>Some time, you're supposed to be supplied with an alcoholic beverage
>Flying cameras
>You can break things

Mario

the sims?

WINRAR

Parenthood irl.

red glass people

>A team of tooled up professionals exposes some rather lax security at the airport.

Wrong but true.

>A renaissance faire turns nasty when a local bondage enthusiast turns up to sour the mood.

Modern warfare 2? No Russian

AM WIN

> dumb furry
>set out to beat a guy with a large head and his goons

Yaay ^-^

>Ruthless race of aliens invades earth
>Believes in waiting their turn.

Sanic

Nope but he is an icon.

xcom

STURFAX

Hint: typically an animal found in Australia

POTATOES ALL ROUND

i used to kill people in the pool too
i also liked to leave a wall open so i could build bushes inside and then make someone who sucked at cooking start a fire inside and then close the wall off

Shitposting drunks?

literally everyone who played the sims did that, theres no need to tell us

>Tossed ashore to do whatever
>plot happens
>kill same villain several times
>do that again on two more difficulties
>plot still unclear
>game not even finished yet, probably will be a snowy act5,
>probably will have to kill same villain again

well im just glad to know im not alone
no need to be a faggot about it, ya big faggot

sorry i just believe in telling people when they're acting autistic to stop them from embarrassing themselves in future

Crash bandicoot

Holy shit how did I not get that

>You are a drunk Russian.
>You kill or be killed.
>Mutations.


Other one:

>You are a drunk Russian.
>You kill other Russians.
>Kill big Russian with a combine harvester.
>Hotline Miami but bloodier.

Other one:

>You are a Russian.
>Poor truck driver.
>Drive truck to do random shit.
>Repeat.

>kill some nigger pretending to be dracula
>lol wait I am dracula

first one S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>you wake up in a strange place
>someone tells you to be a flaming God
>Someone tells you to be a normalfag
>senpai wants to have a threes on with you and the sun

Get paid to kill monsters
Fuck maiden on a unicorn

Cheeki breeki.

youve thoroughly embarrassed me
i must an hero to preserve family's honor
sayonara mis amigos
p.s. youre still a big faggot

Ty the Tasmanian Tigah

Journey?

>9 dipshits used to fight over nothing

the republican nomination?