Found this in my house can anyone identify this spider

Found this in my house can anyone identify this spider

Harmless hunting spider. Doesn't even fuck up the house with nets. Catches all the bugs in your house. Ignore spider-bro. He is on your side.

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Yeah that's definitely a spider.

Agreed but I still kill anything bigger than 50 cent piece

will suck the fluid from your eyes while you sleep
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Already killed him does that mean there is a nest in our house?

This.

I can.

His name is Bob, he's the 145,382nd son of Peter and Amanda.

Don't. The big ones are actually the best. They even fuck up cockroaches. Plus there are usually only 1-3 of them in the whole house and kick all that vermin butt.

If dubs, you must burn it

What's with poor people and having dirty ass walls?

It's a sink I was doing dishes

If someone rolls trip I'll burn the house down

I'm a professor of spider science at an ivy league skoo. What you have is an arachnotrumpnia.

no, it's a grass spider or wolf variant. It came in from outside looking for food.

It was a baby spider, we have snow on the ground though. So there's no nest?

which is why it came inside

So there's not a nest?

doubtful, they are pretty solitary

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Wolfie or related family. Perfectly harmless.

Any spider that you can see is no threat to you. All the deadly ones in North America only bite in self defense because they got fucked up in your clothes or something.

shoot it with a gun dumbfuck.
don't listen tohe's a spider in desguise

fuk da spodur

There's nothing you can do. Best option is to just an hero

If it's brown kill it

I have a Glock 40 should I shoot spooder?

why si that even a question? FUCKING SHOOT IT RIGHT NOW BEFORE IT GETS BABIES

That's a coconut crab

Why people always have to be killing innocent insects/spiders? how fucking idiot u have to be?

It was in my sink and I'm worried for my wife and my wife's son

lol.dunno which country but looks totally harmless. and even the deadliest spider rarely bite you or give lethal dosage. so your argument is pretty much invalid. you can just use paper or smth and carry it outside.

That's no spider... That's a crab.

Learn English queer

Do you even English? Top kek

lol sry, writing just too fast. but op if u could tell stage/country, that would help always. but I can tell u it aint black widow for sure.

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I'm in the Pacific Northwest in America. We have black widows around here too but it looked like a Google image search of a brown recluse

This is the only spider you need to be worried about. Hide you wife and her son you cuck

Looks like a Wolf Spider. They usually keep outside on a wall of your house/home where there's grass. They eat the real pests.

If you're able to, try and deliver it back outside.

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Here in Texas every spider is a brown recluse. Just ask another Texan.

Should be easy enough, cuz y'all are related

There's a lot of brown in Texas

This is now a Spider-Man thread

OP here, so it's not dangerous? I feel bad if I killed an innocent spider

You namby pamby pussy.

That looks more like a wolf spider than a huntsman but this post is right otherwise; it's not a threat to you.

You're thinking of Arkansas or West Virginia, you pillow biter.

Can't argue there. But those luscious Latinas make it all worth it.

sacrifice it to lord satan!

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