Got drunk last night and sticked my dick into a condom full of worms while wearing one, best orgasm ever

got drunk last night and sticked my dick into a condom full of worms while wearing one, best orgasm ever.
of course i am sharing the instructions, have fun mates

bro

instructions not clear; got worm stuck in dick

My thoughts exactly

This is the real Sup Forums, you newfags

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is op still typing or what?

Where did you acquire worms?

got my dick stuck in my left ear

is this a new type of bait ?

how many wormns

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>sticked
0/10 is the best i can do

this, how do I get enough worms so that it actually feels good

I breed worms as a hobby, it's pretty easy actually.

Prove it

>I breed worms as a hobby
...how and why?

umm

If dubs, show worms

how does it feel? maybe like pussy as the worms thisting around your dick?

i like that

Must've felt nice

how do you make it tight enough to be functional while not squishing the worms?

Just for curiosity's sake. Have you ever looked into the reproduction of worms? It's very interesting.
Okay
It doesn't feel like a pussy. Imagine hundreds of cold baby fingers gripping your cock all over. It's the best.

i'll roll

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show pictures

pics or it didnt happen

>Imagine hundreds of cold baby fingers gripping your cock all over

And this is why I read Sup Forums

pics of worm farm?

At least show pics of worms, with timestamp. Or this is just bait

Rolling

blood worms, fishing worms...what kinda worms we talking here? can you get them at Walmart

Literally bait

>Or this is just bait
That is why I assumed he was growing worms.

>It doesn't feel like a pussy. Imagine hundreds of cold baby fingers gripping your cock all over. It's the best

lol why not just get hundreds of baby fingers? That's about as easy as finding worms where I am from (Thailand)

Regards from Thailand.

/b becomes a boring shithole over the last 2 years... but this gives me hope... a lil bit.....

can i use leeches too?

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Get

Dubs, now show das worms

is it the type of worms that grows in your stomach?

Check

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SHOW WORMS OP

>baby fingers
Aren't going to move like worms

Is Sup Forums having a revival? Lately threads have gotten a lot more interesting than they have been in the last few years

trips! now worms!

Trips

7-zip

Dem gets

I love you Sup Forums seriously.

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Baby fingers don't feel the same. Trust me. Especially if the worms bite. Adds a whole new texture.

If you cast the right spell they will

Sorry, took a bit. This is my worm farm. It's small scale, I just use a glass prego jar.

Timestamp

Also get em

put me in the screencap

do you need some kind of special worms or can I just pick earthworms out of my yard and start making sex toys with them?

i hope archive still exists

now dick inside and pic
check

timestamp you fag

local pet store, they usually have theme as animal food

worms are used as bait indeed ;)

depends on how fast u wanna cum

not op

it feels like fuckin a dead woman with tons of maggots inside, fun strory actually.

>no relevant matches
>mfw

holy, fucking, shit...
>captcha: watch children sign

earthworms from the yard are fine.
this nigger isn't OP.

op, have you fucked dead people before?

dude

only a newfag talks like this

oh god help us

>OP hobby breeds worms in prego jar
>gets drunk, decides to fuck worms
>stuffs them into a condom and fucks them silly
>likehundredsoftinybabyfingers.gif
>"Hey guys, breeding worms is surprisingly easy!"

I don't think that's how you breed worms.

Do tell of your necrophiliac sexcapades, my good man.

So that's how it feels to get fucked by a symbiote

slpeeler blogspot co uk /2012/04/worm-farm.html
you people are shit detectives

Are you fucking retarded? Get a shovel and a damn hole. There will be earthworms.

He's right though. This is better than furry and trap threads.

Half of us are freaking out, half of us are masturbating slowly. You really think any of us looked?

GROOVY!

OP is that you?

congratulations

i am just getting distracted from work

well you can all calm down now

So you're in the slowly masturbating crowd?

OP here. That fag who posted the prego jar hijacked my thread. I really did fuck a condor full of worms.

It honestly blew my mind how accurate this was. I was the second one btw

>tfw getting raped by worms

have no wormfarm. will antfarm work as well op?

you should never masturbate without all the facts

I don't even know anymore.

then timestamp this shit you lazy nigger.

THIS IS LIKE TENTACLE PORN FOR MEN AND I WILL FAP TO WHATEVER AWKWARDLY GETS MY DICK HARD

>>/d/