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nice clamp job u fucking idiot go to the hospital
Squeeze, if that doesn't help within 20min call an ambulance.
WD40
you dun goofed
mate did you suction your dick while you had a cock ring on? :'D youre now the first real trunk person, congrats.
Did u put you nuts in the cock ring?
Stab a hole in it to releave the pressure
Poke a hole in it
user what is that?
you stupid nigger. go see a doctor motherfucker.
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Make sure to use a thicker and smaller ring made from titan next time.
Get into the shower
Shower at a very cold temperature
Hopefully this will shrink your penis and you can get that stupid ring off
>8/10 bait
go to a hardware store and buy a bolt cutter
that cock ring is probably just shitty chink steel,
youre a moron for more than one reason -
1 posting here for help
2 doing it in the first place
3 leaving it this long
but this is salvagable, what do you think the hospital will do?
CUT IT OFF
so you can do it and save ur embarassment you douche
fake
fap
checked
hospital, now.
you'll learn to live with the shame.
Titanium*
Looks like he put on a steel cock ring which are hard as fuck to take off in the first place then proceeded to pump his dick with a penis pump for way to long.
Rookie mistake yo, you put it on after you pump.
If this is real, find some bolt cutters as quickly as you can.
classic Sup Forums
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it's his flipper
Actual advice and trips
What are the chances?
God's work here.
>dremel tool
>cut-off wheel
>make a vid
>fun sunday....
>op gets bolt cutter
>cuts what's left of his dick in half trying to do it himself
Dude iam sorry for you but this will end like this
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Sup Forums never fails to surprise me..
what do people expect to happen when they do this?
never
NEVER
N E V E R
put your dick in anything you can't open or break with your bare hands.
Nuts
Trips Fairy has noticed you friendo.
Trips Fairy has also noticed you snuffleupagus.
Like your mom
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thanks
>put your dick in anything you can't open or break with your bare hands.
that's why I only fuck lolis
Dick cheeze
Did you even think that through?
Lol. Cockring and vacuum pump
... The skin is really swollen, probably feels rubbery. Try and remove the cockring under some cold running water - take your time. Then leave it alone and it will be ok but it may take several hours. Next time don't be such a dickhead. All you are doing is making the skin swell and you may experience hyper pigmentation - basically you'll have dark skin on your cock and it doesn't go back to normal.
I broke her with a swift back hand.
Congrats op! You won!
Would you like to know what you've won?
Nerve damage (loss of sensation)
Erectile dysfunction
You should keep it on, we haven't seen a necrotic dick yet this year.
1484511413265.jpg that's just nuts
shit, ER is going to have to drain the blood of your penis.
iT reminded me of this, what they are going to do
>we haven't seen a necrotic dick yet this year.
In 2 weeks? Wuth the average Sup Forumstard that's impressive.
That's the exact opposite of what you implied. "Unlike my mom" would have made more sense.
What the hell did you expect?
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not rusty enough
Thats why I enjoy being uncut, makes bringing snacks in to the movies much easier, I swear I can fit a twinkie in there if I try
why does so much of Sup Forums know so much about cock rings and penis pumps now?
I haven't been to this board since 2007
what the fuck happened
OP IF YOU ARE STILL MONITORING THIS THREAD QUICKLY PUT 1-3 ICE CUBES UP YOUR BUTT I'M NOT JOKING THIS WILL DIRECTLY DECREASE THE FLOW OF BLOOD TO YOUR DICK AND SHOULD IN THEORY ALLOW YOU TO LOSE YOUR MASSIVE ELEPHANT TRUNK ERECTION IN A MATTER OF 30 SECONDS.
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timestamp that shit liar
This will work.
- a doctor.
I try but I can't understand that dick
yeah i know that bro
just pull the ring harder
Friend...
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Friend. James Friend.
ELEPHANT TRUNK XD
Yes please put the ice cubes up your butt, that will give them an even bigger laugh at accident and emergency. Then if you'd like to keep your fuck get yourself to the hospital.
What the fuck where you thinking?
Hi Sup Forums lets party !!
shit
op here that's ok i just cutted the dick
Take some advil, or something to thin your blood. Not a doctor.
"If I stretch out my dong, it will make it bigger, so lets get as much blood in there for as long as i can"
Turns out one of the intrinsic properties of the internet is it turns you gay, the more internet you consume, the gayer you become.
And so naturally this place has gotten gay as fuck, along with the rest of Sup Forums.
This sounds like a joke post but it's 100% true.
go to hospital ...or ice the shit out of your dick and work out your arms to make blood flow leave the region, cover with oil and lay down, dont stand up or blood will naturally flow more into your dick.
spoken like someone that's never had to quickly kill a boner.
HereĀ“s your help, idiot.
this
OP is happy now
fucking christ.
wha-
what
This is the "posts containing actual content", right? I mean, these kinds of posts are what we're here for, no?
Goodnight sweet prince.
Using a metal cock ring. Not even once
>doesn't understand what content is
glad it went ok, be careful next time!
Drink this or get to the hospital
Call 1-800-DUMBASS
this
squeeze right at the ring
oh and you should be using silicone rings for that dummy
you fucked up good. Why stop now?
cut it off with a torch
Let me come over and suck on it for a few hours, it will help.
Think unsexy thoughts
butter and ice maybe? call amburlamce anyway!!!!!!!
when did Sup Forums get so low to the point that fags save thumbnails.
who do they invite to help fire brigade?
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Two choices: don't get medical help and lose ur dick, never fuck, never jerk off etc etc, or get medical help and save your life
you ruined your dick, go to the emergency room at the hospital immediately and maybe they can save it. otherwise it is going to die and fall off
nothing a fag like me hates worse is a man that dont have a dick anymore
*sigh* The things people do to themselves...
Maybe if this thing stops working, the defective gene won't propagate.