How the fucc do I clean this monstrosity

How the fucc do I clean this monstrosity

with soap and water

with soap and water

does that monstrosity even work still?

bleach

1) Rip sink from wall
2)Throw in trash
3) Get new sink
4)Don't be a lazy faggot and not clean your shit
5)Profit???

Get the sink running water as hot as it can go. Put a bit of Dawn in it and fill it up with hot water. Let it stand for about 10 minutes, then drain the water and get in there with a scrubber and scrub that shit off.

white vinegar.

Yes I came back from Winter break and the when the water hit the sink it was literally fizzling like in chemistry class

Are the mods asleep?
Sink thread!

Can confirm.
And if not working: rub soda on it and wash away with vinegar. It will create a useful chemical reaction.

How the fuck did you let this get so bad?

Put the tap on and show us.

Also, to clean it get a dishwasher tablet if you have it (some neighbour should, otherwise), fill it up with water and put that in there. Let it soak for a while and scrub after draining (try to avoid getting any on your hands).

Trichloroethylene

Bout to use vinegar then scrubbing bubbles

Use white vinegar Sup Forumsro

use balsamic u fucking retard

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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It's the gym water fountain. Fucking protein faggot

>Recommends balsamic vinegar over regular vinegar for cleaning (literally pouring down the drain)-purposes
You're the retard here.

follow your dreams

jesus fuck user

cif or some other grit based cleaner

dont let that shit in the drain itll clog like hell

Balsamic has more health benefits u fucking moron

What sort of health benefits are required for a sink?

That makes me want to kill myself.

CLR should do it. Let it sit overnight

OP post pic of toilet.
I am curious

this

lysol toilet bowl cleaner and a scruber pad

Magnum... Right.

wait, what the fuck am i looking at?

Napalm

you crippin cuz?

Filthy sink, magnum condom, Hennessey... This looks like a PSA on how to be a Nigger.

It won't fucking drain

clean that shit up faggot. use soda

Clr

.....and that's why you use CLR and let it sit overnight. Now u gotta take the trap apart and clean it out
>not the trap you're thinking about

You need to get a rubber Fernco P trap. Disconnect the trap that's on it and replace it with the Fernco trap.

the p-trap I know

One of these.

The fucc is fhat m8

Get an auger or snake, remove the drain stopper by twisting it to the left. If that doesnt do it remove and clean the p-trap under the sink, its likely clogged with hair, you wanna not run water through it for a while before removing and cleaning it. Alternatively using a drain cleaner may work, but if the hairs really clogged up (and lets face it youre a nigger, your hair is really thick) you might need 2 bottles.

Use bleach and ammonia. Heard its a pretty good combination

Trapmind

Connected like this. Under $10.

The day Sup Forums revealed theyre all just stupid plumbers.

Don't do this! It makes mustard gas!

Connected like this. Under $10. Picture didn't post.

Knowing basic home maintenance doesn't make you a plumber. If you don't know this stuff it makes you a dumb nigger.

This, its worked for me in the past.

Its that u shaped thingy that connects the pipe in the wall to the pipe in your sink, looks like itll twist off, just take that off, clean it out and put it back.

This.
Cleaned my shower, toilet, and sink with one can yesterday.
Minimal work, looks better than new.

Thats why i used the word stupid before plumbers, even the dumbest plumber knows this.

Also have a bucket ready

You really need to think about moving if you don't own that place. Have they startee fracking in your area recently?

OP WHERES THE AFTER PIC NIGGAH? WE WANNA SEE THAT CLEAN SINK, DONT YOU FUCKING CUCK ME ON THIS MY ANXIETY CANT TAKE IT! DELIVER CLEAN SINK NAO.

It's good for vascular circulation, duh. A sink is practically the heart of the home

It's a shithole off-campus housing/apartments complex that opened last September

Google "The Next Apartments" in Pensacola, FL (pic related) I really hope Sup Forums can provide some quality google reviews

Fill the sink with bleach, and mix it with ammonia. It'll disolve within 45 seconds

OK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

It turned into a pulsating hairy plasm

post more pictures of progress OP

scrub moar.

Never underestimate dish detergent. Let that shit soak in hot water for a bit

Abandon apt... It's in a bad part of town. Do it soon before you're a statistic.

nigger, i demand some explanation what the fuck am i looking at?

Are you in college? For fuck sakes what would you do if you're boss told you to clean it. I bet you could tell me the name of some philosopher who could suck his own dick but you can't clean a sink.

Unplug from the router for 10 seconds, then plug it back in.

go to the local hardware store and buy some strong as fuck drain cleaner. It'll heat up the pipes and make everything smell like shit for ab it but i stand by it that it will work. If you have plastic pipes you are fucked and i would just replace those

mix 70% of bleach and 30% ammonia, remember to use gloves

You used the wrong "your". spellcheck your shit before you biff on someone for being dumb.

Do not do this, it will turn into a poisonous gas

Have you tried unplugging it for 30 seconds and plugging it back in? that usually works.

Mother fucker I'm not concerned with your or you're when I'm out building a house. You kids are useless as fuck.

Yeah but you sound like an idiot. It's a really easy grammar thing that you can do AND build a house.

It's 10 you filthy jew.

Everybody knows it happens when you add a stainless steel sponge into the mixture, which you shouldn't do anyway because it will stain the sink.

Sorry, I lost my sink's user manual and I have just been doing 30 seconds every month for my preventative sink restart. I will switch to 10 seconds to be in compliance.

Now THAT'S a sink.

Sink porn

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>when I'm out building a house
>shitposting on Sup Forums

long time no see

you dont clean that, you kill that... with fire

forget it op
i once had a sink like this cause i urinated in it for more than a year. it looked quiet the same.
i eventually ended up using hydrochloric acid but the result was the same.
i had to renew the sink and drain

Take a huge shit in it

What the fuck is going on

is that what we call "shit brain" or what?

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