Cont. of >>719050118

cont. of I'm not the original OP i just wanna keep it going
>Post your cringey stories from school

Bump

Hey, its the guy that posted the fat sister story, will tell the other two big ones here

>after prom we had just about 1 and a half of a month left of the school year
>nothing happened with fat and us much, from what i know she just kinda stayed away from people
>lunch comes one day and me and gf are sitting by eachother
>see fat looking at something on her phone
>look closer
>can't make it out but it looks like a video
>you can see where this is going
>get up real nonchalant to dump my tray out, casually look over
>its anime, okay whatever
>walking back I take a second glance
>It's hentai
>fat notices and fucking slams her phone down on the table so I can't see it
>go back to gf and don't tell her the details
>just tell her its basically porn
>gf disgusted goes over and scolds her
>can hear that she's getting pounded
>gf comes back, fat looks like she's gonna vomit or cry or both
>this nice IT guy comes in, tells her to follow him
>guessing she was on the school's wifi and got caught looking up porn
>didn't see fat for the rest of the day

What kind of autistic cunt watches porn in the cafeteria.

...

I knew this lil nigga I can't remember his name though

His name was Joe Gunn if I'm remembering correctly

>end of sophomore year hs
>decided to write letters to new friends
>wrote to girls who friendzoned me
>also wrote one to favorite teacher
>last day of school
>give teacher her letter, give last girl her letter
>find out the two were switched
>never talked to either again

Fat did and to be honest, I'm pretty sure she had autism. I'm surprised she wasn't in the special class cause she'd throw hissy fits in class and shit. This is a perfect segway into the next story about fat.

>Public schools provide breakfast in the mornings and our school so me and my gf would go down there eat, talk, etc
>10 minutes before late bell rang we went to homeroom
>fat was in our homeroom, I'm pretty sure it was because the mother wanted the sisters together
>so we're going up the hallway and we hear yelling and a bang
>no, fat didn't go all columbine on us
>when we walked in there was a desk that was flipped over, it was fats desk
>me and gf was kinda stood in the doorway watching what was happening
>some guys said some shit to her about her handjob at prom and she got pissed at them
>about a minute after we got in the principal and the guidance counselor came in acting like it was a hostage situation
>homeroom was also me, gf, and fats first class so me and gf just waited for it to be over
>she got calmed down enough to be able to walk to the principal's office
>homeroom goes on like normal after that
>at lunch fat returns from the school equivalent of Thunderdome
>sprints with a force I never knew whales could muster to the exit, not the regular exit though
>she runs to the back of the lunch room kitchen to use their exit
>when she runs to the back of the school we can all see her through the lunchroom windows
>2 tard guards chasing after her, she'd been moved to special ed
Will continue, consider this a story bump

Any stories about you and your gf specifically? are you two still together?

If you have a copy pasta of your posts in the other thread it would be nice, was not lurking the last one.

>be me 17 in highschool
>Small rural town
>Hickville, population-Hillbillies
>First 4 weeks into school
> AG day
>Farmers and other inbreds show off their equipment, and animals
>Grade school comes over too
>Basic free day
>All my class periods are outside
>Talk to my preppy friend from out of town
>He runs a stand for FFA
>Kids pass by and play the games
>Win some candy
>Kid keeps coming back over and over
>Youcanthavecandy.jpg
>Kid looks pissed but walks away
>School retard hobbles along
>Givemecandy.png
>He plays the game and wins
>Proceed to give retard candy
>Grade schooler sees
>Demands candy
>Told him to ask retard to share
>My friend realized I sent that kid to his doom
>Kek
>Kid grabs retards shoulder and demands his candy
>Retard slowly eats a piece in front of him
>Thuglife.gif
>Kid pushes retard on the ground and takes retards candy
>Retard rage activate!
>Kid is thrown onto my friends booth
>Retard shovels handfuls of candy into the kids mouth
>Kid was put into a coma
>Retard was put into a mental hospital
>Me and my friend get to eat the rest of the candy
>Best day ever

I still have the old thread up, here's the pasta

"Not really about me but more about this girl that was in our school

>Senior year of highschool
>two sisters join the school
>one looks good, has a cute lisp, we dated throughout most of highschool
>other is fat, acts like a dick to all of the guys and complains about not having a bf
>proms coming up, ask good looking to go, she says yes
>day of prom, go to her house to pick her up
>hear her mom say "You two have fun now!"
>thought she meant good looking and I
>nope
>she meant it toward good looking and fat
>i had to take fat to prom, she had no date her mom just made her go or something
>when we get there me and good go dancing while fat just sits by the punch bowl
>look over one time
>fat isn't there
>don't care, go back to dancing with gf
>then I hear someone yell "YO WHAT THE FUCK" and points to the bleachers
>its fat and some other nerd, fats giving him a handy
>she's kicked out, but because we're her ride me and gf have to leave too
>when we get back into the car me and gf snap at her
>why the fuck would she give a handjob at prom in front of everyone?
>"well, uh, i, uh"
>doesn't give a response
>drop her off at her house
>tell fat to get out
>when fat gets out me and my gf talk about it
>apparently she's done weird shit at school things before for attention
>she fucking gave a guy a handjob at prom for attention
I have like, two other stories about fat if you wanna hear em'"

>Be 13
>Some shitty school play
>am in orchestra, will be playing for the play so I don't have to act, still have to sit there during rehearsals
>Dress rehearsal
>Girls in silly dresses
>Guys in silly costumes
>This one guy in a mask
>A fucking mask
>Love the idea of some stranger in a mask just taking me
>moisteningbegins.jpeg
>yeah okay I had a bit of an obsession
>Back of the hall
>Hand between crossed legs
>Rubbing wrist against pussy
>Barely conscious I'm doing it
>Watch this guy
>He's saying his lines all smooth like
>Hall is pretty quiet
>Mask guy looks straight at me
>I let out this tiny fucking moan
>A fucking moan what the fuck
>Teacher turns round
>"user are you okay"
>"u-um..."
>just kinda shrug and look away

I swear the guy knew when he looked at me. I was so creepy.

Continuing
>They go out of view from the windows so we can't see them
>don't see fat for the rest of the week, most likely expelled or suspended
>for the last month of school she was kept in the special ed room and had lunch brought to her
>if you passed by the special ed room you could her bitching going on
>year ending really smooth and guess who got laid by their gf?
>this guuuuuuuuy
>year ends and summer starts me and gf decide to take a year off and chill with eachother

Not really any big stories about us, I mean unless you want to hear about us being awkward during the first week when we started dating. And yes, we're still together.

Thanks for reposting, saves me effort

Now I do have one more fat story that happened when me and gf first started dating if anyone wants to hear it.

thank you! continue if you want Im here to read

Good for you Sup Forumsro, I hope that fat doesn't come to any of your family reunions but at the same time i do for more fat stories

kek

Not going to type out all the details but:

>>Ask a girl out in the first year of High School (UK so age 12)
>>Ignore her and don't even attempt to speak to her for 2 weeks
>>Cry when her friend tells me she is breaking up with my in front of everybody
>>Get teased by that friend for the next 5 years about it and seemingly can't go a week without thinking about how pathetic I was
She's fat as fuck now though so W/E

I have more cringe stories of me doing stupid shit in high school btw.

I'm trying to imagine what she looks like now, probably on benefits or something.
Anyway here's the story from the beginning of Senior year
>two months after me and gf start dating
>fat is an asshole to literally only guys, including me who's dating her sister for fucks sake
>tries sitting with us at lunch just to bitch at me for how shit my gf is, while at the same time trying to steal me away from gf
>getting tired of it, tell her to fuck off
>I don't know if she was scared of me or knew how much she was fucking up but she stopped
>waddles to an empty table, where she sat for the rest of the year
>immediately after sitting her fat ass down she starts throwing today's side lunch at us, which were peas
>lunch staff notice and tell her to go to "the office"
>fat bitches at them telling them that she isn't going down cause she did nothing wrong
>"okay we'll just bring the principal down here then"
>principal sits right in front of fat and talks to her, he tells her something like to stop it or else she's going to be put in the special lunch room
Now the special lunch room wasn't for special ed, it was for people who misbehaved at lunch and rarely did any senior get into it so fat getting threatened with it was a surprise.
>principal leaves, fat goes back to throwing peas
>principal was right at the lunchroom doorway watching and yelled right over the lunch room to her telling her to get to the special lunch room
>everyone went quiet to listen to the shit show that was gonna start
>fat backtalks him, tells him she did nothing wrong and that she was standing up to herself and whatever bullshit she thought would get her out of trouble
>she's taken to the special room for 3 weeks because of talking back
I honestly wonder why gf was okay when fat was such an autist. Now I've got a story about me and gf being awkward when we first started dating but not many big fat stories left, you guys can choose what I story I do next.

I have more stories but not as good. Cont?

yes continue my dude

>be me
>beginning of 5th grade
>we had art at the beginning of class in another room
>teacher was having us draw shitty scenery with crayons and shit
>end of class
>wasn't done
>teacher comes by, wants me to give her the crayon I was using
>don't know why, but I got pissed off and told her no
>she tried to straight up take it from me
>when she tried that, I grabbed her hand and bit her finger as hard as I can
>get sent to principals office
>cringing to this day

>be me
>7th grade
>have crush on girl
>one day crush flirts really hard with me
>eventually asks if i like her
>panic
>feel so happy
>get aids and die

This one's from the year before retard went psycho on the kid
>Be me 16 junior year
>Waiting in line to get food
>Start talking to the German exchange student
>He's cool and thinks the same of me
>About to start talking when I was cut off by the yelling of someone
>Retard is dashing through the hall to the lunch room
>Arms behind him like sonic
>Everyone stares and makes way for sonic
>I'm the last one in line
>Got there early so the line wasn't bad...yet
>Retard stands behind me
>Try to ignore him
>Actually start talking with the exchange student
>Howstheweather.jpg
>Hear a "nom nom nom" from retard
>I ignore it because he usually makes stupid noises anyway
>Feel a pluck on my jacket
Btw I have long thin hair that falls off easily
>Hear "nom nom nom" again
>Ignored
>Feel another pluck on my jacket
>Spin around quickly to confront him
>See him stick something in his mouth
>Nom Nom Nom
>He looks me dead in the eyes
>Pulls a long hair that had fallen on my jacket
>NOM NOM NOM
>Out of words and mortified
>Sit down and tell my story to my friends

holy fucking kek

Kek.

Why the fuck did you not hit the freak.

>be me
>6th grade
>bunch of girls around me, being fucking weird
>they're laughing, whispering and shit
>asks what's up
>there's a girl next to us on the swingset
>8/10
>the girls reply that the girl on the swingset likes me
>said girl runs off, super embarrassed
>later
>girl approaches me
>"hey um... would you go out with me...?"
>fuckingdumbass.mp3
>says no
>dumbassery continues
>goes on about how I wouldn't even get with a girl, I'd rather get with a goat
>whateven.jpg
>"oh... okay"
>she goes away
>have no fucking clue what I was doing

I'd look like the bad guy, and be expelled

>be me
>9th grade
>start texting girl from school after seeing her get bullied online
>obviously I just wanted her to notice me because NiceGuyTM
>start texting more
>friendzoned as fuck but persistent
>everything seems fine
Until the next day.
>wake up
>see she blocked me on all social media
>text her a bunch
>no reply

I still don't know what I did, but it was probably because I'm me.
Still keeps me up at night.

> me in 3rd grade, some qt with glasses had a crush on me, told her friends who can't keep a secret, entire school knows, kids are teasing me. I push her away every time she tries to talk to me, even when she just needs help on a school project.

>MFW I made a girl who had feelings for me hate herself aswell as boys.

ohwell.jpg getting married to my 6th grade crush before army life grabs me by the balls.