Dubs decide

Dubs decide

This OP delivers

Hey -wipes sweat off forehead- xD

How are you doing? -adjusts bowtie-

I'm michael -Violently shits-

this

Hey, I'm not really gonna reply to you, I'm just typing random sentences that people from a website for autists tell me to type. Please be shocked at my texts but don't block me or the thread will die

Spread your ass for me.

Robert's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette, hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid
Yeah found a six shooter gun
In his dad's closet hidden oh in a box of fun things, I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
Daddy works a long day
He be coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
I've waited for a long time
Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

winrar

welp...

Dubs it is.

can I call you daddy?

nice tits

Just kidding. I only said that to see how you would react!

hi my name's op but you can call me daddy

Winrar

Nobody is impressed by is you was born, why even breathe.

OP here, coming right up

Waiting for a reply

Fucking hell.

nice one OP

When OP isn't a fag
>:)

I wonder Sup Forums


Would you suck a dick for 5 minutes if thanks to that you would get 10 000 000 USD and literally every pussy you want?

bravo OP,

-Giggles- Just kidding! I always use that line as an Ice-Breaker

Wat

I'd love some of your bikini pics

fuck

>10 000 000 USD
>every pussy you want
What the fuck?

Op will surely delivar

fuck twice in a row

Do you like Harry Potter? They call me the Hairy Twatter

yup

Would you SUCK A DICK
if as a reward you would get fuckloads of money and possibility to fuck any girl you want

Can I shit inside of your mouth? It turns me on

OP here, still waiting on this bitch to reply.

Get her bikini pics

Where can I get this offer?

Hey, Sierra, Next time I see you I'm going to bring a combat knife to your home and cut a large hole in your stomach and play skip rope with your entrails and intestines, shortly after, I'll use your blood as lube to fuck you with. I will then eat your remains. Fuck you Sierra. DUBS DUBS PLEASE

I'd suck 140 dicks for that massive of a reward

send nudes pls im desperate to wank

My dick is as big as my social life.

roll

faggots

Nasa lied about the moon landing, but I wont lie about landing this dick in your asshole.

Only a retard, underage, or both would pose such an absurd question

I guess she doesn't know how to reply to that lol

Did you know: cat penises are spiked, and larger than mine?

Roll for this shit

why is the girl on these things always called Sierra?

Just kidding. But next time I see you I'm going to whip your bare ass with a belt until you are a sobbing mess.

Let's get some tendies.

tell her
thanks honey you ust killed it

Checked.

Raindrop, drop top
Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox
Fuckin' on your bitch she a thot-thot
Cookin' up dope in the crockpot

send nudes

we wuz kingz

fuck the migos and fuck lil jewzi vert and fuck your mom for posting this stupid pickup line faggot

no man you're the fucking faggot shit I'd suck a dick for 5min to get $10mil and any pussy I want

Are you into couch porn?
>attach pic

so uh wanna hook up and watch some sponge bob and drink some juice boxes? My mommy's not home maybe we can hold hands....

speaking of couches....

reroll

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OP here, abandon ship. Bitch ain't replying. I have forsaken /b

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Hey

Why have you forsaken Sup Forums?

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Plz forgive me, I know not what I have done

I kekd

Holy shit this is the most autistic thing ive ever read.... like jesus christ....