Ask a guy who just got jerked off at a rub n tug anything

Ask a guy who just got jerked off at a rub n tug anything.

what is a rub and tug? how did you end up there?

Would you have fucked her, given the opportunity?

WHAAAAAAAAAAT

A rub n tub is.a massage parlor that gives you a hand job (or more depending on the place and $$$) at the end. It was right up the road from me so I figured why not try it. I only knew it was a rub n tug from a website that lists them all though.

Why did you pay for something you could have done yourself?

proabably not. Nice tits but not fuckable.

Because it was quite possibly one of the best orgasms I've ever had from a handjob. Not to mention I got a massage out of the deal.

>It was right up the road from me
Where do you live?

>from a website
What is the site?

How much did it cost?

Will you go back?

Cost? Standard in my area is a $40 tip on top of the massage for a HE

probably rubmaps. com. op, do you have a premium membership?

>just got jerked off at a rub n tug

What did the Happy Ending cost you?

Viet Cong or Korean girl?

US. Suburban North East.

Rub maps or something

60 bucks for an hour then she asked for 40 more to acatully give me a handy but I'm like nah I got 15 so that's all it took. Ending- $75.

Probably. Pretty sure they have actual whores there.

Same. Just gave her 15 for tip and still got it.

Nah, just browsed the website quickly.

lol nice haggling

Extra 40 but got her down to take 15 >Kek
And pretty sure Chinese.

i wish to visit a rub n tug using that site, but im afraid of going to the wrong place and not getting what im lookin for

>Extra 40 but got her down to take 15 >Kek
>And pretty sure Chinese.

Score, dude. Props for the sweet deal.

where did you bust your nut? did she clean you up after?

>i wish to visit a rub n tug

You have to do a little scouting, and some places they want to see you a couple times before they offer the Happy Ending.

I was between GFs a few years back, and went to a gook massage parlor twice before I got the shaky hand, but after that I got bare blows and and full service for $20-40 respectively.

Did she look bored or did she look a little into it

Wondering this myself

Shot like a fucking cannon. Huge load. On her hand and across my chest. Then wiped me up with a warm towel.

They give you a towel if you're just another customer, if they like you, they wash you up with water and hot towels-- you HAVE to throw down another $10 if they give you the cool clean up.

She was super into it. She liked my dick and was like playing with my balls and nipples and laughing. She seemed like she actively enjoyed it.

Not OP, usually just gets busted on my stomach and then they clean me up

shaky hand?

Damn might have to try it someday myself

The massage parlor up the road from my house (WA state) has full service for $120 (on top of the $60 you pay for the "massage"). Not a bad deal -- just about the cheapest you can get laid around here with a nice clean whore and without resorting to streetwalkers.

were her tits out? also always wondered what happens if they cant get you to finish?

Same treatment I got

There's definitely places around that like here but I've only gone the one time so I don't really know the treatment yet.

Nah, just a lot of cleavage.

Did you get Corey or Trevor?

I got wanked off in Bali by a balinesse chick at a massage parlour. The funny thing is that I was only 14. She did it free too.

Rizzub an a tizzug

>shaky hand?

Hand job

A great tip I was given a few years back is to simply say you've been here before. As you said a lot of places won't offer it to anyone and everyone who comes in, but if you say you've been to that place before then they reckon you know what the deal is and you'll probably get what you're after.

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I been to one.
I had to pay the house sixty dollars and the girl 200 but I got to porn fuck her.
She sucked me off at the end and swallowed.
I thought that was fucked up.
I could have had ebolaids or the herp.
Did you get the shower OP?
I got my asshole scrubbed by an Asian chick.

>A great tip I was given a few years back is to simply say you've been here before.

A true pro tip, but sometimes they ask the name of the girl you saw previously.

I do a little scouting, and chat up the masseuse-- tell her she's beautiful, I wish she was my GF, ect. Always leave a tip above and beyond what was agreed upon, you'll get way more than your money's worth next time around.

Pretty much what I did.

Yeah, table shower included. Felt really nice, surprisingly.

>>Be single for like a year and living in a town with not much talent.
>>Usually the massage parlor is 40 something thin asian chick with fake tits.
>>Better than nothing
>>Go one time and holy fuck what the fuck is this?!??!
>>Thick as fuck young Asian girl. Talk to her and she tells me she's half "Spain and half Korean"...shit she isn't lying this is the hottest girl I've seen in months
>>Right away say I usually see Nancy but you're my new favorite and just throw down $160 which was full service with Nancy
>>She goes to reach for it and I say heyy this is for same thing I get with Nancy. She asks whats that I tell her everything, she says ok
>>Showers me up first, get to room and she starts off massaging its going great, I start feeling her up and she gets totally naked, flips me over puts a condom on my dick with her mouth and just hops on.
>>Bitch is smoking hot and can fuck like a champ. Totally destroy that pussy for 20 minutes.
>>Best sex I had in years
>>As soon as I leave I call my buddy and I'm like omg dude I know you don't like paying for shit but I kid you not this complete smoke show is at the dojo, you got to check her out...he laughs it off and is like maybe
>>About 8 days goes by and my buddy calls me and he's dude check out the news.
>>Check websites yep that place got busted. Some old dude got busted by his wife somehow and blamed it on that place.
>>Never fucked that half spanish half korean girl again :-(

Pic related she looked like this.

>Yeah, table shower included. Felt really nice, surprisingly.

If they have table showers, ask for a "body shampoo" next time. The girl soaps you up, strips down and jumps on you, and slides around all over you.

Very boner inducing.

The only problem with that is you have to make multiple trips to get what you want. Meaning you spend more and get less, unless they really do give a pretty good massage.

A few things I do that normally always work and if not, I move on to the next location.

>Say you've been before
>Go in to the massage naked instead of boxers
>Gently brush the masseuses legs

My previous job required me to travel around the country fairly often, so I always tried to find a parlour on each of my trips. You will almost always get what you want if you drop the subtle hints.

Obviously the leg brushing one will only work on places confirmed to be a rub n tug, otherwise you'll probably get thrown out.

ask someone who got 2 escorts on saturday night and passed out drink after 5 minutes.
$800 well spent
pic related

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If you're going to a place for the first time and they ask the name of who you saw last time, just say you haven't been there in months, but last time you saw "[insert any name here]". The turnover rate at these places is so high that the chances the girl you're seeing was even there a few months ago is very low.

But yeah, some research ahead of time (just read a couple of reviews) can completely prevent this issue from even coming up.

what the fuck is that gay shit boi, nigger

I love the girls at AMP. Be in decently good shape, go there clean, smell nice, have a good personality and use the tips from and they will take care of you. Sometimes you get one that rushes the clock or only cares about the money but if you do decently good research (NOT RUBMAPS) you should be able to find a good shop with girls that care about your satisfaction.

Any other sites to use instead of rub maps?

how many liters of pus is dripping from your dick

I used to use eroticmp.com all the time before I found a regular spot. They charge a membership fee but it's worth it for a month.

>girls at AMP
whats AMP?

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It's an abbreviation. Asian massage parlor.

it's much, MUCH more likely you'll pick something up from some chick at a bar than a professional escort. the latter is being tested or even more frequently and practicing safe sex religiously. the former is, well, some chick at a bar

Girls that charge $400 an hour usually don't have shit and take their sexual health super serious. You have better chances picking something up picking up an ok looking girl out in the burbs than you do from a sex professional.

hive john

What's included in the full service?

Only women and faggots are this ignorant. Get some better friends.

What you'd expect. If you have the cash (and if they offer it), they'll suck you and/or fuck you.

Not really, it was a phase in my life when I visited them frequently cuz of where I lived. I wasn't looking for a LTR and all the girls around me were. The girls down for one night stands in the bars etc were low quality. So the massage parlor and escort route I went. Plus I like group sex so it was fun for a buddy and I to call over a hooker or two and either 3 way the fuck out of them or have a little swap session. Fun stuff if you do it safely.

Girls who charge that much are not going to ruin their great income by getting an STD.

anal? kinky shit?

I don't think you understood what he meant by "hive john"...

wasn't an insult. just a joke.

me too btw. had a big "try everything (safely)" phase when I lived in London for a few years

usasg ..but please RTFF. Don't give too many details because thats how shops get closed down and don't ask too much before you give. Alot of good information there if you "lurk moar"

No I have no clue what Hive John means...just looked it up on urban dictionary and nothing...can someone enlighten me?

Ive seen this posted alot. Whats the significance?

>anal
While not unheard of, it's generally not something you'll be offered. By full service, it pretty much means a blowjob and/or fucking.

>kinky shit?
Again it's not unheard of, but most places will only offer the basics. If you're wanting kinky dominatrix gf experience then you want an actual prostitute.

Hive mind, when 2 or more people post pretty much the same thing at the same time. As if you were connected at the mind.

there's a saying here when two people independently post the same thing, "hive mind". a "john" is a client of a sex worker

hence, "hive John"

With all the young sluts in the world today, if you still have to fucking pay to get sex youre beyond hopeless

Since backpage went down ive been looking on ter. Some chick i contacted who hadnt had any review since 2011 ao i wasnt expecting her to even still be active, i kid you not, told me that without a reference from another provider she woudlnt see me. Damm it, i voted trump but i wasnt expecting this bs.

ahhh gotcha...lol funny how we had the same kinda experience with hookers...both my buddy and I are in LTR's right now and when we drink at happy hours and shit we're like fuck man remember when we were dp'ing and banging out hookers left and right...fuck that was fun...but now we're still worried about getting herp or something with hookers which would destroy both of relationships so its just best left a memory. Good times.

I never paid for sex...I paid for them to leave immediately after...big difference.

>100% guaranteed virgin.html

Its not necessarily about "needing" to pay. It's a simple uncomplicated business transaction

If you think that's the only reason people pay for sex, then you must be dense as fuck.

>Some old dude got busted by his wife somehow and blamed it on that place.


they need to just legalize this shit and have the girls unionize or something to inhibit sex trafficking.

how do you get escorts to fuck?

what do you do when they come to your place? I'm just thinking of saving up some money just to fuck some high class slut.

>how do you get escorts to fuck?
Depending on your area, there are bound to be websites setup with info or contact details. Just do a bit of research.

>what do you do when they come to your place?
Money is transacted first, then get busy with them. It's really that simple.

Dude they're just women like everyone else but its a business thing. They show up, have the money on display, and be like you would treat any other girl that would be coming over just for sex. Ask em if they would like a drink etc if they refuse allow them to check out the place to be at ease and then just let them know its time to take off clothes and have at it.

DO NOT USE BACKPAGE FOR THIS!!

Use EROS its a lot better and higher class experience.

>how do you get escorts to fuck?
odd question. that's their job. call them

>what do you do when they come to your place?
the best way is to have the cash in an unmarked envelope. leave it somewhere in the house you're taking her and just say, "that's for you" or something. don't dwell on it but absolutely give the cash quickly and discreetly before you even mention anything sexual

do cops pretend to be escorts?

I'd have to rent a hotel.

was it a possum that jerked you off?
if so, how did it feel?

>do cops pretend to be escorts?
I think it's very rare

Grow up.

jesus fucking christ
if you are paying a fucking hooker for anything other than sex you have serious social problems. Forget never getting to fuck a normal person whose not a whore, you autists are destined to masturbate alone in the dark forever

hmm..

do they usually look like their profile pic?

If a hooker is coming to you odds are it isn't a cop. If you are going to them and its a hotel...yes definitely be on edge.

Outcall girls are more relaxed at a residential place. I was renting at the time so I didn't give a fuck if they came by my place. However I have used them in hotels and its been fine. Pretty much as soon as they walk in the door get physical quick...if they pull away just be like hey I'm paying you for modeling if you really get the vibe its a cop. Then be like actually I'm not feeling good about this, whats your turnaway fee you're not what you said you look like.

you might want to read what you replied to again you fucking dumb cunt

>If you think that's the only reason people pay for sex

>if you are paying a fucking hooker for anything other than sex you have serious social problems.

shut the fuck up, retard. grown ups are talking

Backpage took off its adult services section, but all the girls just moved over to Women Seeking Men. Just go there.

Actually, don't go there. BP is fucking horrible -- people accept it like it's normal to get scammed or robbed 1 out of every 3 times they use BP. It's not. There are other sites like TER or TNA that are much much more reputable. Just use BP.com as backup/research.

What website is that, pray tell. I only want to know for scientific purposes, of course.

depends on the site...usually if you can't see the face then do your check on TER. On backpage I'd say 80% of the time they aren't their pics. The asians are never ever their pics. White girls and Latina usually are. Nigger chicks....shit I'd never pay to fuck those disease boxes...also beware of negresses posing as half native half asian half dominican etc when they're just shaniqua from around the block. They'll take deceptive photos as well to look not as black. If a black bitch shows up. Don't open the door.

>do they usually look like their profile pic?

like anyone posting a profile pic to anything the pics will be flattering. I've had times where they look better or worse than their profile pics but I've been fortunate that it has at least been the _same person_ as in the profile - I have heard horror stories there. it's not something I think you should stress about though. that's why we use reviews, it weeds out liars

google AMP maps

I posted this
and I was really focusing on escorts, rather than massage parlors

but agree with this
>The asians are never ever their pics
asian massage parlors. lol. NEVER will you see a chick from the listing in the actual parlor. never

>do cops pretend to be escorts?
It's not as common as TV and Hollywood would have you think, but it really also does depend on the country you live in and the local attitudes. Some places will be strict and have stings, others won't give a shit.

Avoid picking girls up off the street, that's the best way to get an STD or arrested.

>I'd have to rent a hotel.
This requires a bit more effort because hotels are wise to this sort of thing. If you do rent the hotel, have the room rented before she even arrives. You can then meet her nearby and walk her there, or text her the layout of the hotel lobby so she doesn't look around clueless trying to find the stairs or lift to your room. Nothing shouts prostitute more than a girl trying to find a room a man is renting.