Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Turn 360*
Walk away

there would be rape. lots and lots of rape. I wouldn't let her leave the room for days, and I would just rape her over and over

Snap a pic with a tear in my eye, say "god bless america!", and then promptly this ->

why though?
guessing you find her attractive

"Turn 360" are you autistic?

Run to the kitchen and make her a bowl of eggs

tap dat ass

>Turn 360*
>Walk away
>"Turn 360" are you autistic?

Hello Newfriend.
Enjoy your stay.

NEWFAG

are you a newfag??

wanna see some more of the booty?

NEWFAG FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nope already finished, cheers

Yea I'm new fag, is that a thing? "Turn 360"?

sleep with her

/thread

Hand her a bowl of eggs. "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this".

just with one pic?
how're you gonna do that?
it is indeed

I would get on the bed, throw the blanket over me and her and we'd relax together while i stroke her smooth back and pat her tight buns

Three reasons:
1. Nobody would fucking believe me.
2. Only in america would I assume to even have a chance with a girl who looks like that.
3. would be comin' for that booty and everything attached to it.

I am not confident enough right now to say that I'd have another chance...

you sound like a gentleman
I'd like to invite you a certain experimental type of thread involving her if you're interested.

Turn 180 and moonwalk out

I like your style.

it's just pictures of her man lol

I know...
thats how pathetic i am
The thought of something involving her and im thinking about what she would say about her pics being spread so easily...

i have some problems i need to deal with.

you know what the first step to dealing with them is?

Yep suici---- mean finding a professional who I can pay because confidence isn't my only problem.

No-joining this thread

>No-joining this thread
so you're telling me to stay here?

Ask why the bitch changed my sheets and repainted my wall

no go to the linked thread man,

Make babies