Whats a life lesson that you learned the hard way?

Whats a life lesson that you learned the hard way?

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you can't just stop once you're addicted

once you start pissing on an electric fence you can't stop til the stream is done

>never buy a gaming console at launch
>don't keep a piss bottle
>bitches ain't shit

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Not a good idea to see what a toy suction cup does to your eyeball

is this a pringles commercial or what?

You have to think of yourself. Cant just be about others

and that you don't get any better at something by doing it the same way over and over

each time has to be better than the last

you get what you put into it

unless you are gambling

cuckold fetishes should stay fantasies

Dont shop while hungry

Aaron Rodgers is a great quarter back who defeated my cowboys

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politely breakup with a girl if she is from a bad neighborhood.

so fucking true, i used to come home with so much sweets

1. Learn how to properly pay your taxes.

2. Learn how to properly pay your taxes.

A few women will tolerate you for awhile, but none will ever love you.

How fucked did you get?

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If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole make sure hes sedated first. I managed to suck the log out but holy fuck andy puts up a hell of a fight

You have been visited by the morbidly obese child rapist of Sup Forums. If you do not comment "pedo" on the linked video, you will become obese tomorrow. There are no immunities.

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Most people are out for themselves and wouldnt lift a finger to aid you when in need.
Im not one of those people, so finding out most people are assholes made me question my way of life, but i think its worth being trustworthy and reliable since there seems to be few around.

dont try to help people ...they will turn on you and blame you didnt do it perfect...aka brake job ruined her engine.....

If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's ass, make sure he ate chipotle before

His warm log of shit will only be warm for a little while

Dont bite the asshole that feeds

No one really gives a fuck about you at the end of the day. Sometimes it may seem like people do but it's just a mechanism of their egos.

Dont share andy's warm log with anyone. Everyone in the BVB Atmy is a greedy savage that will fuck you from behind the second you show your generosity to them

If andy sixxs says hes not up for a log-sucking, hes lying

If you think she's cheating on you, she probably is.

>pic related

Don't involve in politics.
Help yourself before anyone else.
There's only a few people you can call real friends.

Dont break the trust of andy sixxs log of shit or else youll never have it slide down your throat again

>even if it's their job to help and guide you, don't expect them to
>despite what society says, 'family' still consists of human beings, and like human beings, they are only out for what they can get from you. after that, you're useless to them, and they'll stop talking to you
>a high fat, high carb, high sodium, high sugar diet is NOT the way to live
>no matter how great or horrible, nothing is eternal
>don't check your credit score the 'easy' way online
>just because they ask for it, not everyone can handle the truth or your point of view

>dont involve in politics.

I learned that the hard way.

>be me
>be younger
>be liberal
>be dumber than I am now
>go to a blm protest
>get called whitey and cracker by all the niggers
>hope they get splattered on the pavement one day

If andy sixx tries to run away, just remind him that hot topic will cancel their contract with him of he does

Don't drop your trunks and set on a pool drain...again....lower intestine is your friend.

Black Lives Matter hasn't even been around for a year.

hahaha THERS AIDS INTHE POOL!!!

my older brother's friend told me about Always Sunny! its so funny!

If andy' not feeling it and is entertaining the thought of leavinf your apartment, its time to break out the rufees

>2015

Retard

he doesn't love me

LMFAO

I got vagina AIDS,,,not the gay AIDS,not a queer....vagina AIDS,coming through.....Devito...kek

Safe sex/STDs

Andy sixx>life

Youth ends. You'll wake up one day and have a shitty realization that you have grown up into nothing. Work hard play hard or become fgt.

You're not going to find that thing you're looking for to fill the void.

If there is someone in your life that is toxic, and you figure it out, you cut them out for good. That's that. Don't look back. Mom, dad, gf, bf, bff. Life is too short for scumbags.

Black guys don't want to high five all the time.

If someone is highfiving you and you're 25+ either you or they are retarded.

i lold pretty loud

A little from column A, a little from column B.

dont do drugs too much

Kek

Never get married!

Do not marry a woman that already has kids

Don't quit your job unless you have another one lined up

Don't trust Jews.
Seriously I married a half-Jew and she started funnelling our money into secret accounts in the FIRST FUCKING YEAR of our 5 year marriage. Jews are freaking about money, I swear it's genetic. It's like bees to pollen, they can never get enough of it. They don't even seem to know why, they just crave it and hoard it.

Things are only really bad when you've given yourself enough time and space to really think about them.

haha well fuck I just quit my job today and I don't have another one lined up.

having a buddy or two for occasional sex is infinitely superior to having to deal with the stresses and strains of a relationship

women are fucking annoying and do nothing but cause stress and anxiety, which is why men die earlier

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Have fun working at McDonalds

Why did you quit?

men die earlier because nobody gives a fuck about them, women live longer because they mean more to family

have fun living your life as a faggot!

This is also true.

Yeah I know some I two different wealthy Jewish families, one extremely wealthy and esteemed, and all they talk about is issues with money amongst family members and being supportive of liberal social policies. Not even lying. Stereotypical New England Jews.

The one daughter is actually fucking dumb as shit. I've managed to play her like five times. Felt good man.

great.
quote....
not.
too....
basic at all...
but,
you know...
wtf dude

I worked there for 3 and a half years and hated it, then they transferred me last Thursday to a boss I really fucking hate.
I'm a degreed professional with 10 years of experience, so I should be fine ... or maybe not? Well fuck I guess I'll find out
Just funny to read that advice today of all days

>butthurt millennial detected

Don't stick it in there

Don't do & give work to your relatives without charging them first

Only really did that once, but it was glorious. Told my fiancee it was over the same day. First three months were awesome. But eventually the fact that your friends were busy the whole week got old.

Recommend.

Best of luck to you user. It is kind of hard to find a good paying job now and days

obsolete insignificance in a text.

Once you stop caring about other people, the happier you will be.

Bitches ain't nothing but hoes and trick.

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u have jungle fever, or she isa coalburner

Pathetic attempt at seeming intelligent

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Avoid browsing for porn whenever possible. Once you start, you'll be trying to look for the next best vid, and the next best vid, and the next best vid, and the next best vid, and the next best vid, and the next best vid, and the next best vid, and

Only lession I learned was never giving a shit what others think. I tried to fit in at school but the girls at my school( nignogs)would keep ganging up on me if I didn't suck some dick. I spat in their faces and told them they were dumbass coon sluts. Got my ass beat for not sucking a dirty cocks in the bathroom. Worth it. My mouth belongs to white women.

Wut?

Humans are simple animals.
Distract them by satisfying their immediate desires and you can get away with anything.

People don't care about you until you can give them something.

wat?

this

this 12x

now all i do is suck black womens cocks in the bathrooms at schools everywhere

thats what you get for playing along

don't you have an inauguration to work on?

9/11 probably wasn't an inside job.

Wtf

My friend/roommate always does this... I need to learn to say no.

LMFAO