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Good night.

posting the superior whole wheat biscuit cereal advert

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the gf

babs

Peep Show is easily one of the greatest television programmes ever aired

There's a naan and a half each!

family should have moved counties long long ago

going to start carving /brit/ threads in to stone so that future generations will be able to see the art contained

would bet my left testicle the person saying "okay" is a black abo nigger

I meant countries

nice burger menus dumb aussie

so inspirational

This is Peter Hitchens’ Mail on Sunday column

Went out with people from work and stayed the night in a hotel. One girl in my department was very keen to get me drunk, dance etc. Kept saying things like "you know my room number I know yours". I actually can't remember just how many times she mentioned room numbers.

Was 95% sure I was getting laid. Got to about 2am and she decided to call it a night and go to her room. I thought this site my chance so i got up with her pretending to the group I was calling it a night too.
Unfortunately one of my other female colleagues got up to go to bed at the same time too and she was in the room next to me.

is that why she went straight to her room and I had to go straight to mine? Did the other colleague fuck up my chance? Did I do something wrong?

Please help

>tfw no half-indian half-white bf
why even live

>endorsed Hillary

aaaaahhh yes

daily reminder that water is a potent oxidizer and kills you faster.

I forgot the picture aaaahhhh.

Good genes...

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I think he looks handsome. Would girls date him or are they all lesbians?

I have a half-russian cousin. But he is 23 years younger than me

dunno lol

You have to wait 5 minutes after she leaves you idiot

lmao how old even are you

Daily reminder to keep calm and watch Harry Potter xD

Jerusalem is a pretty good song my "lads".

Hello everyone

americans are fucking ridiculous
these pro and anti trump protests are nuts man
they're both fucking stupid but trumps bretty bad
can they have like organised fights or some shit and not this pussyole yelling and flag waving?

The Sutton Trust reported last week that more than 85 per cent of the best-performing comprehensives don’t take their fair share of poor pupils

To be exact, 43 per cent of pupils at ‘outstanding’ secondaries are from the wealthiest 20 per cent of families

Like 24 my dude

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You have to admire the Irish they defeated great Britain.

folk ballads 2bh
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ah ok

me discussing politics

>they defeated great Britain

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was hoping there would be more people waking up with hangovers so I can make fun of them

will pop in the shower and check back

speaking of fruit
youtube.com/watch?v=PdeAsI0D1MU

left my boots outside for 2 weeks and they are absolutely fucked
moldy and soaked
gonna have to get a professional for this

don't care for british comedians at all but a few good reaction pics come out of this drongo

Gonna go to the ol' hipster cafe for brekko lads

>avo on sourdough with chorizo and a soft boiled egg

YES PLEASE

tutti frutti

I really should start going to tumblr. seems to be a goldmine of cringe

>I really should start going to tumblr. seems to be a goldmine of cringe

>order a big breakfast and it comes with Turkish bread instead of regular toast

Shan't ever be coming here again

>avo
ruined, don't understand avowankers in the slightest. Makes the mouth all itchy as well

what's that like?

The bread at the Turkish restuarant near me is the one of the best things I've ever eaten

it's like pita but they brush it in this ridiculously dank meat juice and cook it over a charcoal grill

>that was taramasalata

HHHNNGGGGGGG

>I'm allergic to avocado, why don't people that are not allergic to avocado dislike it as much as me?

don't say dank

>@2:55
unsafe use of a forklift. somebody call OSHA

Meant that as an extra, the taste and texture's beyond me too

>mfw i fucking love mopping up a big brekky with toasted t*rkish bread

>those post times
nice

reddit

Wrapped up in bed listening to the rain on the window, feel so cosy.

Also just found a big toenail in my mouth that I started chewing last night. Get in.

gonna pop a xanny and get real cozy lads

>Wrapped up in bed listening to the rain on the window, feel so cosy.
*jumps in next to you*

I heard you faggots were making fun of our greatest living director, Xavier Dolan

dogs are the pinnacle of pets

Everyone else I know love Turkish bread so maybe I'm just wrong, but firstly its named after that Magogich spawn and secondly it's so puffy that you cant never butter it properly and so it's always as dry as a nun's cunt

060
absolutly nothing to do with reddit bellend

glitch in the matrix
pack it up, lads, we're done for

*acts all shy but really wants to you flip me over and go to town on my bp*

Peep Show is utterly r/unitedkingdom tier

Trash show

>trash

foy off foy

Tempted to go to the Turkish restaurant now hehe

Pic relayed is the bread, just take a look lads, take a long hard look.

got called a yankee danky doodle twat on here earlier

Who is making fun of him?
He has produced the best homokinos to date.

>Reddit-spacing
>Accusing others of reddit-tier posts
A 'peep show is shit' would've done. Awful opinion anyway - the absolute state of almost every sitcom ever made makes it comparatively fantastic

>>Reddit-spacing
only redditors accuse people of this

it's obviously a gimmick you autist. Stop accusing people of reddit shit unless it's actually reddit shit

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>those rolled Rs

oh god yes

*saves our NHS*

State of our NHS, swear it weren't like this 10 minutes ago, those were the days

that's not T*rkish bread you mentalist looks like naan

what was the point of this post?

Now do the bankers!!

FUCK I just put a splinter really deep into my tongue while eating a sunflower seed. send help

*gases entire thread as a precautionary anti-reddit infestation measure*

Surreylad here, an expert on the grime music particularly Skepsis and Stoma. AMA

post yours

come say that to the Turks working there, they'll probably stick your face on the hot coals mate.

the NHS is a state religion at this point

I'm in favour of universal healthcare (and would abolish prescription charges and integrate dental care) but it's concerning how idolised it is

It's very flawed atm

>impersonating me

stop reddit spacing

cummed
now having a cup of tea

What was the point of this thread?

Hi (or should I say 'wagwan'), can you tell me what a next dengman's op is? My black friend said it in a conversation and I think I got away with pretending to know but if he asks again I better be prepared

Stop typing in Redditcase letters

no

don't think i will

sorry lad

get over it

hello nigger

>rain on the window,

reddit weather

If some t*rkroach ever laid hands on me I would unleash and autistic furry on him, the punches rolling as quickly as the bites

Stop reddit

I hope I don't wake up next morning haha

>when you're having a decent time in the thread and then a leaf-post appears on your screen

I told you to stop using Redditcase letters

woop woop. dat's de sahn ov de poliss

*walks towards you*