What are some "my wife's son" tier films?

What are some "my wife's son" tier films?

Batman vs superman

Nymphomaniac

How so? He was both their adopted son.

Lost world

Star Wars

Keanu Reeves coaches some nigger tball team

Drive

The new ghostbusters and mad max

Is that Bill Burr?

he was the cuck though

Anything Sup Forums unironically considers "patrician"

>this terrible shoop

Why

Me, myself and irine (?)

Any movie where a kid gets adopted

How come it's always "my wife's son" but never "my wife's daughter"?

Forrest Gump

What was that one movie about the drunk white grandfather taking care of his daughter's half-breed child after she died from a drug overdose?

The movie that featured said drunk white grandfather getting torn apart constantly by the huge, sassy black family that had a lawyer, engineer or accountant behind every corner, while the nigger that knocked up the daughter couldn't even read?

If I could fuck HER I would gladly raise another man's son

Your future lifestory?

Because having a stepdaughter is fucking amazing, literally. You can fuck her with no consequences, and she stereotyically wants to fuck you. Plus you're not the role model.

The Wife's Son has a role model, a father figure, and it's not you. And you
can't fuck him.

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This is the most cucked movie ever
>Will Ferrel is infertile beta husband
>literally infertile, like it's a major plot point
>wife's ex shows up to make his life even worse
>whole movie is basically Mark Wahlberg fucking around and winning over the wife and kids while Ferrel's life falls apart
>some half-assed message about how both of their parenting styles are needed causes them to reconcile
>movie ends with ex-boyfriend becoming a millionaire and building a giant castle across the street from Will Ferrel's house so he can "co-dad" the kids.

the birth of a nation

Will ferrel is a cuck in every movie hes in