Poorly describe a vidya game

poorly describe a vidya game
anons guess what game it is
i'll start
>fight various body parts and animals
>die at least 1000 times
>final boss will anally rape you if your setup is not flawless
>you will never achieve %100 completion

Dark souls

i gotta say darksouls i can't think of anything else

both incorrect

damn dude i got nothing want to give us a hint?

binding of isaac

>no point in customized name
>some type of curse
>magic powers mainly, if not entirely, pyromancy
>shitty combat system
>cant remember anything else about it

Bloodborne

it has block graphics

Not op but that sounds correct

incorrect

Terraria

>Famous people come together
>Beat the shit out of each other
>Also fight god

>based on elements
>focal points named after planets
>battle theme is fucking killer

Rogue Legacy

Civ 6?

The description matches perfectly though. Gotta watch out for cross-reference.

Minecraft?

ff7

Golden Sun!

Nope

Right you are, Ken!

>amazing graphics
>werewolves

Thats all you need if you know the answer

this guy got it

MK?

Hell yeah! that game was everything to me as a kid

Binding of Issac

Mass effect

>Robbing a bank
>Drill keeps breaking every 2 seconds
>repeat

viva piñata

payday 2 obv

try harder

>rng
>micromanagement
>space bar is your best friend
>exploding spaceships
>war crimes

Payday.

>punch wood
>fucking grind

No mans sky

It's like an old Amiga game where you have a spaceship and can make the crew go into different rooms and the ship doesn't actually move.

>robot
>Guns that level up by collecting Doritos
>Make weird decisions for the best ending

Ark

Sonic unleashed

FTL: Faster Than Light

escape velocity series?

>start naked

Pretty much yeah.

You can absorb oxygen with wifi can kill blacks

Also it was developed by one guy

>stare at naked dead women
>constantly pick up irrelevant objects
>constantly get called to random events across the fucking map

>wake up inna tower
>onna island
>whats my name again?
>necromancer bro
>bandits
>scary orcs
>dragons
>show me your goods

Mechwarrior 2

>be little boy
>also be king
>grind into infinity
>fight alongside penguins

LA Noire

>log on
>win one match
>"color wasn't bling enough that time, better change it to something more douchebaggy"
>sarcastic chat
>probably the most sarcasm in a game ever
>if you mess up you're a fucking failure at life and deserve to be choked
>easily addictive
>Community is toxic yet competitive

>nuclear pancake
>kawaii space laser
>fuck the objective

Fallout 4

L.A. Noire

Yup

Same game?

>Sir, you are being hunted

Witcher 3

Diablo II?
wirt's leg
so many animals
mephisto - unless you're a blizz sorceress

Burnout series

>burn shit
>money for burning shit
>burn more shit
>relaxing AF

Nah

This sounds amazingly fun. Someone guess it

Def jam?

>run
>collect shiny objects
>kill enemies by jumping over them or running into them, sometimes using strange projectiles
>trying to stop bad guy/group from doing bad stuff

Nah. Wasn't nearly as acclaimed.

>casually fucking the my boss
>Boss gets preggo but go through with the baby
>Come back from a trip one day boss gets stabbed and child kidnapped
>Get magic powers
>Save kid
>Mfw didn't kill anyone

Mario fag

>wakeup dp

Injustice?

Little inferno

actually that's the only way to describe little inferno that makes sense

winrar

The Order 1886

I only got like an hour into that game because its gameplay was overdone and dull, but it had some of the best graphics I've ever seen.

smash

try again

Ding ding ding

Cave Story

Sonic

Golden Sun

Rust

OH MAN.

Forgot about that game

>dnd third edition
>spend hours inside first town
>get raped by giant frogs
>pirate guy is either gay or straight depending on time of day
>best crpg dnd adaptation evar

Celebrity Deathmatch?

>recent
>soundtrack is jizz-worthy
>No one likes carp
Will add clues if no one can get it.

Ark/Rust

>I suffer from a mild cold
>FIGHT THE HORDES OF MINIONS INSIDE OF ME
>Thanks!

Demon's souls

> get outta Lumby
> Head northeast
> Mine sum iron for a few days
> Get enough gp to buy sweet new scimi
> pwn friggin noobs in the wildy
> gf

Dr. Mario?

Dr. Mario?

You got it, I love that game

>be undercover cop
>wheelman

minecraft

Binding of Isaac?

Too easy. Dishonored

>Oh... oh... Hikari-chan! So kawaii...

World of Warcraft

>Cd-rom
>came inside box of Chex
>doom-ish clone

>End your progression forward you unlawful citizen that I have low respect for, we either require financial compensation for your action or for you to repent your wrongdoings through confinement. Any items wrongfully taken will be seized.