If in this thread you gain the dubs, then on your penis she will rub!
If in this thread lone singles get, then it is you she will forget.
Trips will gain you ass for years.
Singles are for spics and queers.
Quads for gods, in Heavens high.
One Digit is all that fags can buy.
Begin, Sup Forumsretheren of the Dub. And may Kek be with you.
I feel enlightened despite the terrors that lurk beneath the soils
Black Kek has seen your attempt. You are left to wander the wastes, but try again and perhaps you shall be blessed with more than one useless numeral.
Succ.
I am granted double dubs! A glorious intercourse awaits me!
Twice hath these dubs been granted unto me!
Kek shows his displeasure at your antics, with an almost-trip.
And lo! I am blessed again!
Only true priests of Kek may receive dubs, it is said.
C'mon I need some goat pussy!
Your efforts were for naught, children. Perhaps these shall be dubs once more?
Alas! I am not thrice-blessed.
You both have joined the glorious herd!
Oh dear Kek, release me from these scrubs
I pray in your name, and in return you grant me DUBS!
YOU ARE WORTHY, YOUNG KEKLING!
With that failed quad, perhaps it is you who are the SHEEP SHILL!
BLACK KEK HAS BECOME ENRAGED! ONLY DUBS WILL CALM HIM!
I roll for thee, Lord Kek. My fortune is in your hands
Roll for kek to bestow dubs
I am no kek priest but perhaps me being aware of my ignorance is a gift itself.
I demand a second chance!
Do you work for the Lantern Corps?
Rolling for being forgotten
Fools! Insolent dogs! Do you bring before Kek nothing but wretched singles?
Allow me to show you how it is done... Goatfather!