If in this thread you gain the dubs, then on your penis she will rub!

If in this thread you gain the dubs, then on your penis she will rub!

If in this thread lone singles get, then it is you she will forget.

Trips will gain you ass for years.

Singles are for spics and queers.

Quads for gods, in Heavens high.

One Digit is all that fags can buy.

Begin, Sup Forumsretheren of the Dub. And may Kek be with you.

I feel enlightened despite the terrors that lurk beneath the soils

Black Kek has seen your attempt. You are left to wander the wastes, but try again and perhaps you shall be blessed with more than one useless numeral.


Succ.

I am granted double dubs! A glorious intercourse awaits me!

Twice hath these dubs been granted unto me!

OP is a faggot

Kek shows his displeasure at your antics, with an almost-trip.

chekm

And lo! I am blessed again!

plz dubz

Only true priests of Kek may receive dubs, it is said.

MAYBE I CAN GET DUBS

well look at my dubz

I pray for trips

fuck that gimme dubz

C'mon I need some goat pussy!

Your efforts were for naught, children. Perhaps these shall be dubs once more?

fucking check me

Alas! I am not thrice-blessed.

witness me!!!!!!!!!!

last shot

Plz kek XD

Mediocre.

You both have joined the glorious herd!

oh man
give it too me

roll i guess

Oh dear Kek, release me from these scrubs

I pray in your name, and in return you grant me DUBS!

You are unworthy.

Succ the Goat.

Praise kek!

Per favore

Gimme good

YOU ARE WORTHY, YOUNG KEKLING!

false goat among us

With that failed quad, perhaps it is you who are the SHEEP SHILL!

BLACK KEK HAS BECOME ENRAGED! ONLY DUBS WILL CALM HIM!

I roll for thee, Lord Kek. My fortune is in your hands

YOU ARE WORTHY!

Roll for kek to bestow dubs

Kek has forsaken me

I am no kek priest but perhaps me being aware of my ignorance is a gift itself.

I demand a second chance!

Bollocks!

Bless me, Lord Kek!

Hello Kek.

praise kek

Do you work for the Lantern Corps?

So much fucking cringe.

the moon is ripe

the tide is high

a nigger is coming

better run and hide

Roll?

Plz dog

Rolling for being forgotten

Rollll

witness me lord kek

Get

Fools! Insolent dogs! Do you bring before Kek nothing but wretched singles?

Allow me to show you how it is done... Goatfather!

Dis gun be gud