Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

(Anya)
>Grandfather didn't recognize me this year
His mind's going.
I kinda like some of my family, if they're not on the topic of shit like that.

"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

The Reich is here and is in control! Move along.

(Mercury)
Aww what's her name?

do i need to repost it? Alright. here we go.

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>ITT

still here


and


I probably would ask you to do that everytime

>tfw I'll never be able to have a family with her and marry her and live with her and cuddle her
Mierda.

Sombra se reclama

My grandmother has Alzheimer's, so I can kind of understand that one. Due to reasons I can't really go and see her any more either.

Eh?

nop, he's a fullblood wheaten terrier

Who here /devilish/?
>be me
>someone says something to me
>They're obviously in distress.
>"But your okay right?" i ask
>inb4 bad grammar
>I used the possessive word instead and they didn't even notice.

>tfw captcha: Mexico 5500

Kira.

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Apologies if my replies were spotty tonight, I'll do better tomorrow. For now I'm ioff to bed with my waifu. Nighty night.
>no life
>Juvia claimed

I'm sorry to hear. Were you close? I'm was close with one of my grandmothers, but I'm not very close with any of the rest of my grandparents.

Good morning everyone

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One day, grandma/grandpa will have made you lunch the 11th time in an hour.
They'll be like "here ur peanutbutter jelly sandwich honey."
"But gran that is 11th time you are make sandwich."
Grandma is Shinu.

I couldn't refuse such a request.

people dont really care as long as your point gets across normally

We were really close when I was a child. Before I started school we'd visit her every week, and after I started school I'd do the same during school holidays. She lived in a small village, it was quite pleasant. My fondest memories were how every summer a strawberry field near her village would allow you to pay to pick your own strawberries. We'd go there several times in one summer, and I swear we always used to eat more strawberries than we actually took home.

Good morning, everyone*
Your a nazi, but you can't even use correct grammer god.

Morning Chara.

Mornin fuccboi. Way to go by the way.

We were talking, though.
He couldn't tell the difference.

im sure you wouldnt refuse most things id ask
did you ask him?

>Filename

Good morning~
Happen to remember any interesting dreams?
That sounds really pleasant!
It was similar with me and the grandmother I was close with. Before she died, I used to spend every summer at her house, and I even lived there for a year or two.
We used to pick blackberries, strawberries, peaches sometimes..
It was really pleasant.

*You're

heya Hanako

What do you maean fagbag?

Nope, can't remember any dream!

Fuck yeah nigga.
>be me
>have satisfactory meal
>only tip 14%
/devilish/ as fuck

a...are you going to teach her to rip people's throats out?

>fuccboi
I forgot to tell you, Louise said she was trying to explain what a fuccboi was and I told her she could just say it was you.

I think about going back there sometimes, to see if the field is still open. Just for old time's sake, you know?

Goodnight Lewdie~
Good morning Chara~

>misspelled grammar
>used possessive instead
>being a grammar nazi
You didn't notice the ironic humour of my post, did you?

Who's going to do that? We would use someone like that in our ranks.

Anyone got more qt girls eating food ?

Chara is the grammar Nazi of the Reich.

Ah, that's a shame!
Did you remember your journal/diary that I totally forgot to remind you about?
I totally feel that. I haven't been back to the city where my grandma lived since she died..I miss it. I'd love to go poke around and check out some of the places I used to spend so much time.

Rory-claimer!
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That's true, so why are you still hesitant to ask?

How's your morning going?

Anybody else here lucid dreams about life with your waifu?
So far in Dreamworld, Sombra and I tied the knot and moved into a nice mansion. We had a couple of kids. Auntie Widowmaker babysits sometimes.

Please don't judge me.

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Mmmmm, noooothin.

I AM NOT A FUCCBOI WHAT THE FUCK?!

Is that the question of the thread?

>I forgot to tell you, Louise said she was trying to explain what a fuccboi was and I told her she could just say it was you

SAVAGE

Morning Sono!

Oh, I did. If I didn't I would've given a full explanation

I focus on german grammar.

Sure did. I wrote inside that we started dating and also the exact time when we did

Good so far, I should probably take a shower

because its embarrassing

No one cares about your gay ass Kool Kids Klub, edgelord.
AKT, man
Always Keep Tipping.

Cannibalism is not okay

Wait isn't it the afternoon for you?

They sold her house last year and it broke my heart. Needed to use the money to pay for her care. I don't think I could ever go back there, it'd be too upsetting.

Calm down, I was just being mean you fucking faggot

Akiko bit a chunk of flesh from a kids leg once

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>girlfriend
>implying you're a girl.

>Still on waifu non ironically
kys

I've had one or two.
I usually go more into astral projection, though, because I'm a newagefag.
>He thinks he's not a fuccboi
That's good! And very cute of you.
I can understand that, yeah. I don't know who owns the house my grandma used to live in, but I'm sure it's not ours anymore.
I was gonna stop by there during my roadtrip this summer, but now I have better plans! I'm sure I'll get there soon, though.

>non ironically
REEEEEEE ITS UNIRONICALLY YOU FAGGOT.

Nope. 11 am

Trips confirm I should be too

what? WHAT?

Not as cute as you are.

I'm going to kill you.

That's my favorite Chara pic. Did you sleep well?

Well, those trips don't li,e you turbo faggo- oh wait, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A TURBO IS!

>She thinks she's not dating a fuccboi

Nooooooothin m8. Nothin at all.

>she
Are you implying there's girls on the internet?
I've got news for you then...

Only if they intrude. I may make the command word reißen

Also, requesting sauce on that.

Good to hear.

You know you don't have to hold back, just let it out~.

Yeah, if you're a pussy.

Yes. Yes I am. I have met this girl irl you twat.

Eh, I might just be a tranny but I think it counts.

Your plans for the summer sound far far better, to be honest. Might have to make some myself, if I can afford to.

Gotta be loving but savage.

Wow calm down buddy.

Hey, I'm your turbo faggot. And I want to learn, alright? I'll learn every fucking thing about this kind of stuff if it makes you happy!

Nope~ We went over this, remember? You lost that contest!
Nah, Chara's a super cute girlfriend!
I gotta apologize again for not hearing when you asked me to start the car, though, and Dischording them..

>girl
>implying traps are girls
You and your trap buddies are mentally ill.

I dont know my self control is very important to me

Why are Aussies so violent...

>tranny
>doesn't get surgery
Yeah nah man.
Your a trap.
If you have a dick, you're a guy.

Come on buddy, try harder next time. This is so low effort it hurts.

Oh, I agree! It should be fun.
But, they might get cancelled because of money, so we'll see how it ends up.
Ayy, if you do end up over here, I got a set of bronze dice I'm way too proud of, so we should meet up and play something.

>6'6" 290lb male wore a wig and into an charlotte, north carolina bathroom claiming to be "transgender" and raped a 17-year-old girl

It begins.

It would, very much. But don't learn it all if you yourself ain't interested in it!

Cute or not, still a fuccboi!
And it's kk, that was what I assumed it was. Kinda cute tbh.

WOW I AM NOT MENTALLY ILL DUBYA TEA EFF!
>As if I really care

Because we're violent criminals.

This isn't your diary, nerd

What does he mean by this?
I'm not baiting anybody?
I'm just saying that you're a fag and if you think crossdressing means you're a girl then you have low intelligence as well.
>trying this hard to be funny
Just give up.
You're not a women. You're just a lesser man.

I understand, that's a good thing. But you gotta let loose a little once in a while, ya know.

Nooo, you are the descendants of violent criminals. Wait, does violent tendencies get passed down to children?
I don't own a diary.
>anymore
;-;

Source~?
I think you're just projecting onto Chara~
The important thing is we got it done!

If they get cancelled because of money then it'll be unfortunate, but I have no doubt the two of you together can make it work.

Hey, I think we already spoke about meeting up. It'd be fun.

I'm interested in what you're interested in! As long as you'll help me learn...

No, I think that taking hormones for a decent period of time does. I thing a diagnosis of gender dysphoria does. But this just sounds like low-tier bait to me so I'm not even finding it funny.

You really think liberal media isn't covering it up?

I do but some things are rather uncomfortable and hard to approach

Yeah, it shouldn't be difficult. I'd be surprised if it did get cancelled, to be honest.

Did we? My memory is pretty bad, I'm sorry.
>1016+1
>Honestly believing this
You don't even have a white-text-on-black-background basement-dweller conspiracy theory site to back you up?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why's that?!
Ya, and now you don't have input lag on a MECHANICAL DEVICE!
I still just can't wrap my head around that...

You better believe I will! First thing you need to know: Oil is important, and Doritos are best engine.

Whatever happened to it?

You've really changed your tone, haven't you?

Yep, just gotta have hope!

Yeah, I think it was just a "hey, we should meet up" though.

I mean, what kind of idiot would forget the first one?

Rape is a serious thing, I hope it's not true either.
Too many bad memories so I burned it.
Nope.

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What kind of idiot indeed...

Because you think she's a fuccboi!
Are gas pedals full-mech? That's kinda interesting.
Back when I used to vape, I had a full-mech boxmod.
And you do too!

My mistake, sorry!!

You presented it as hard fact, though. Do you have a reason you thought that? Even with specific numbers and everything?

I understand. I'm a pretty patient person, so i can wait for when the time is right and you're comfortable enough.

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well I dont know if i will. It feels a bit shameful to go too far into it

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Oh, that's a far more serious answer than I was expecting...
Hope few of those memories have persisted

She is!
Well, older ones. Newer ones are electric sensors and just.... bleh, they numb the driving experience, and it's one more thing to easily go wrong that'll be pricey to fix.

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It's in the Charlotte police records, I don't know why a liberal city like Charlotte would cover something like this up. I mean, I'm all for gender equality, but when it comes to rape this is ridiculous.
Yeah I spent a lot of money on that book too...

Sounds it a little. Far less upbeat.

It's not like we'd know one, right?

Oh, the way we've been talking I have hope for more than that.

Nah, I think it just came up in casual conversation. Nothing major.

>Well, older ones. Newer ones are electric sensors and just....
Please don't start me off on this again...

decent

mediocre

bad

actual trash

can't get much worse than this