ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

The ability shapeshift into a beautiful little girl

You're instantly beheaded by a Yugoslavian

You can do the rubik's cube in 2.1 seconds.

fucking stupid.

You have a man's voice still

Have the ability to mind control one person at a time for as long as you want.

You become retarded when doing so

The person chosen is random

just use sign language, it is more cuter desu

but each time your mother dies if you don't reply to this post.

You can teleport wherever you want.

But your elderly mother teleports with you

My body can float in the air like a balloon

but you cannot un-balloon yourself and will eventually fly away due to the rotation of the earth.

but you can be popped like a balloon

While you float, your skin becomes so thin that the slightest pressure will break the surface and pop you like the balloon you are.

just use heavy shoes

yeah teleporting with a pile of ashe

You have the ability to turn invisible

You have to be soaking wet all the time in order to do so

Gottem

You have magneto's shit. Manipulate magnetic metals.

You can run at the speed of sound

must be totally naked and you cant control for how long.

you cant stop.

You're very, VERY clumsy, and constantly in danger of just falling over and dying a horrible death.

You can shoot knives with your mind

you can only manipulate metals while holding magneto's shit.

but you're basically a walking electromagnet and wipe any hard drives within a 10 foot radius

The knives shoot back.

but they're all plastic

But can only accelerate 1 mile per hour

1 mphph?

You have to litaraly be holding your brain to do it

do the knives come out of your mind like wolverine? or are they nearby like on a table or something?

you can reach this speed only after an hour of running. Also, you don't have enhanced reflexes or durability, so if you trip you die

Can grope any womans tits without them getting offended

but only when you are playing the trombone

you have no genitals

you can speak to animals

but you have no feeling in your hands.

but they all hate you

They all hate you and cuss you out when you talk to them.

You can't grab 'em by the pussy. Ever. Even if they want it to.

with no tail

You can speak and understand any human language in the world.

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animals cant speak back.

but you're autistic

You have the ability to tame and keep any animal

...

That's just being normal right? Quite the limitation there.

the ability to shape-shift into any inanimate object of your choosing

you are mute and deaf

you can store and object of any size and density in your anus

smaller than you

but after a minute someone puts you up their butt

But you can't get off of Sup Forums, so you never make anything of your gift.

I was just thinking of posting that one
>it has to be a living object

But each time you do your dick shrinks by half an inch. Once you run out of dick you die.

But they have an insatiable desire to mate with you at any time.

you understand them but no one understands you when you speak, in any language

You're stuck like that for a month.

But you still feel the pain as a normal person would from it if it was in them

they can still understand you. like if you asked your dog to get you a beer it probably would.

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The ability to summon a single bucket of KFC original recipe any time I'm in a majority black neighborhood

Doesn't need anything added really.

but since all light is passing right through - you are blind.

You have to wear a klan robe

you have to be in a majority black neighborhood.
the power is its own drawback.

So... You become Mana-sama, right?

You start to believe YOU WUZ KANGZ

You know how to shot web.

Except each time you summon a bucket you sacrifice one of your testicles.

You can communicate with aliens

from your anus

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But each time you do your life span is shortened by 15%

There are no aliens

But the only thing you can ever say is a declaration of war, and something about their mother where applicable.

Lying sack of shit.

must be on hallucinogens to do so, so no one believes you.

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You're black

you can't even comprehend each others languages

anything Sup Forums wish for..
i will camwhoring in Sup Forums 24/7

No one wants to talk or listen to you

You have to scream the whole time lol.

You can light on fire by saying a word.

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The ability to DELET shit threads

No one checks your trips

Also, It's all undercooked

The force has awakened in you. The dark side, and the light.

>You can 're-construct anything that was broken with your mind in a few minutes no matter what size

You have to bring down the whole site each time, and you always get caught by the feds.

But only things that you personally broke

the ability to telekinetically throw midgets into traffic

You're banned from posting though

You dont have super reflexes so you cant control where you go.

And yet noone finds it hilarious.