ITT: times you observed other people having sex (outside of porn)

ITT: times you observed other people having sex (outside of porn)
>walking in the woods with my dog
>people up ahead of me on trail, about 25m
>the trail goes way down and then back up to a small clearing
>they reached the clearing ahead of me and I was down in the valley, headed up the hill, so I couldn't see them
>reach top of hill and I'm confronted with a side view of a guy fucking the woman (both early 20s) from behind as she's bent over with shirt still on
>immediately turned around and walked back where I came from
>they laughed and kept fucking, I assumed. Definitely planned for me to see since they knew I was behind them.
She was hot, like maybe 8.5-9/10 brunette

You shouldn't have walked away

I was 9

So was i

>My fiancee and her lady friend were both absolutely trashed one night
>They called up me and her friend's boyfriend (we happened to be planning to hang out anyway)
>He picks me up and we head over to hang out with the girls
>Both are like stupid horny and demand to get fucked
>MFW they were too drunk to leave the room so they both dropped panties and we just fucked on opposite sides of the massive (seats 13 comfortably) L-shaped couch...

It was like sloppy and a little bit 'are we actually all gonna do this in the same room?!' , but at the end me and my friend just high-fived because we couldn't believe that shit just happened and what else are you supposed to do when you see your friends get laid?

>Be 13
>Mom divorced
>One night was going to the kitchen to get something to drink, I had to pass her bedroom
>Saw her fucking her bf
>Heart stopped and I froze
>They didn`t see me and I left
>Now 25 and still think about it
>Mfw when sometimes I tried to peek on them on purpose

It really is a stimulating experience to see people fucking in real life. I saw a teenager getting his dick sucked by a girl, I saw two guys fucking on a hillside in a park, a couple more teens fucking missionary style by a building.

It's even great to hear it as well or to see people who obviously had sex right before or after the sex and they're all flushed

I like her strong fucking jaw...

We'll I've never heard that one before.

Shit, I haven't even thought of a woman's jaw in such a way before this pic... It's a weird day and age we live in, my user...

Yeah, she is strong willed and knows what she wants. She puts the lesser male in his place and gets off shamelessly on the bull cock

True enough.

Drove my best friend around high on meth and heroin while he fucked his girlfriend in the backseat of his own vehicle. Cracked a window, turned up the music, stayed high enough on meth to be able to peek back in the mirror every other second to maintain a proper erection and to achieve orgasm in a timely mannor.

Pic related.

Me and my mate were fucking these 2 sluts in the same room and my cock is much bigger than his and the slut I was fucking was telling her friend and telling her to look at it while riding me and I was watching my friend hammer away at hus slut after I came I just stood up with my dick swinging in the other sluts face and I told her to stop staring and to suck me off so she put it in her mouth and the first slut who I'd just fucked went mental with her saying that's my duck get off let me blow him off so to keep the peace I put it into her mouth. My mate said he'll never fuck anyone with me ever again calling me an animal.2 weeks later 4 of us got 2 girls drunk and gang banged them both. We were standing in a row as they went along in a line sucking our dicks one after another. When the first one got to my dick she said to everyone now for the rocket haha, my mate pulled his pants up and fucked off home in a mood. I've had the nickname rocket ever since.

Do you happen to know if that arrangement has a name (woman riding cock while other guy licks her clit)?
Something like "69" but a name for this

Nothing other than "faggot cuck".

Yeah, sure.

The rarest of pepes. May kek be with our souls and hearts!

I'll take shit that never happened for $200

It's called cucking.

>licking 2 inches away from the other guys dick

She's hot, moar?

>be ~11
>at hotel on vacation
>walking to exit
>sees door cracked open
>couple getting it on in bed
>eyes widen
>closes door quietly
>mom calls me to come, but doesnt notice
>mademyday.jpeg

Are you 12? You write like you're 12. You're 12 aren't you?.

Itt; children

First
>make PoF
>start messaging a Transsexual
>she messages back
>agree to meet
>fuck on and off
>she sends me videos of her ex bf fucking what looks like a 12 year old Brazilian girl
>says she can set me up with a young girl she know
>come over one night to see a qt Romanian 16 year old
>we spit roast the chick
>I watch the trans fuck and cum on her
>I cum on her myself
>tranny later says she could set me up with lots more underage girls in Brazil if I marry it
>it will pay for travel expenses and make the honeymoon look legit in order to get a EU passport

I'd love to get in there

I was maybe... 7 years old. It was 12am or so, I heard noise coming from 20 year old sisters room. Door was open a crack. Opened it slightly more. Saw her making out with her boyfriend. watched it progressively turn into a blow job. Watched for maybe 5 minutes. Went back to my room and nutted.

I would not have turned around.

Nutted at 7. How was the nut?

Twas' a phantom nut..

Sauce?

>me at disneyland 2 years ago
>tuesday in early january
>park closes at midnight
>it's 10 mins til closing
>park is emptying out and is unusually empty in tomorrowland
>go to the bathrooms near the exit of space mountain because they're usually clean as fuck
>walk in, it's eerily silent and seems empty
>my shoes don't even make a noise
>long line of stalls go to the furthest one bc why not
>open door
>hot fucking asian girl with short hair, little tits and thick thighs with a giant load on her face
>dude standing in front of her immediately turns around like wtf?
>hes fat as fuck and ugly as fucking fuck
>look down, literally like a 9 inch dick
>immediately think, oh that's why
>just say "whoops" and walk out of the bathroom

just one of those random things

Was sleeping in the same room as her and her boyfriend. Woke up to a gagging sound. Head mostly under blankets because it was fucking cold. Open eyes to her sucking his cock. Proceed to lay and watch him take her from behind until he came in her mouth. Later stole this very related picture off phone.

Wow she is extremely hot
Reminds me of a time I saw a classmate of mine at college. She had told me about a guy she wanted to fuck her, this big army ROTC guy. One night late at night, they both walked into the restroom of my dorm hall, she was naked and he was wrapped in a towel.
We had more of a sister-brother relationship and it was so hot to see her naked and see her bush. I couldn't tell if they had cum on each other or not.
She looked right at me but never acknowledged me as they hurried into the showers.
I saw her in class each day after that and she never said a word about or acted any differently. She was so alpha.

Honestly think about it all the time. Wish it could of been me. She was fantastic

She looks smart. Is she?

>could of

You're trolling, right?

Nope. People just need to embrace it. Grammer can change.

>Grammer

War never changes.

Should of caught that...

God damn she's cute. Is she a cheater that you know of?

here is her butt
lmk if you want more

I'm pretty sure the girls had some swopping action in mind. You and your friend were just too retarded to realise it.

Trust me the only reason girls want to fuck in the same room is to sample the others goods.

I like how you added the period after the question mark while pointing out the shortcomings of another person's writing. It is as though you wanted to be extra clear that you were ending the sentence. Nice.

Why would you like that?

Pretty sure she is not. Which is horrible.

A brief glance of the thumbnail made it looks like the dude was Obama.

>Watched friend get sucked off by his slut gf at a house party

>Saw some strangers fucking on a hotel balcony in Spain, doggystyle over the railing in the middle of the night

I'll take £2,000 it did happen

€2,000 says it true

I love the casual pic here and the lighting

No I'm not it was hurried as I'm at work and my boss was 5 yards from me. Never mind I know you're obviously a smart arse who is perfect in every way. I didn't realise grammar was so important on Sup Forums then again you always get arrogance in all walks of life. Good day to you Sir.

I honestly couldn't give a shit about your opinion as you obviously don't have anything interesting to post yourself. It did happen and there's a lot more to the 2nd story that was pretty hilarious but I had to make post in a hurry. So please enjoy your boring life doing nothing and criticise and disbelieve all you want you sad bastard.

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no pls

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No this thread is about reality,not your fav dreams,now you can return fap on your anime pics

>Be living at University of Montana with family.
>saw beautiful nude woman through the window down one floor across from us. To this day I felt like it was a dream.
>She quickly realized that she could be seen and left the room. It's not sex, but memorable.

>Same university.
>Have this hillbilly neighbor who has hot blonde wife.
>Middle of the night.
>Hear thumping sounds coming from living room wall.
>Instantly start masturbating to the sounds of them fucking.
>Happened twice.

>Be living in tiny studio apartment.
>Have neighbors who are maybe 25.
>Hear them quietly fucking in the middle of the day. Recorded them on my sound recorder.
>Was able to record her moaning very quietly and saying, "Yes."

kek. I know kenzi.

>Same studio apartment
>Opposite wall.
>Have this sexy neighbor named Rachel.
>Never talked to her, but I was the garbage boy for a year and went through her garbage. She had thrown out her ols iPhone with a bunch of nudes of her on it. Gonna blackmail her with it later.
>Heard her fucking her boyfriend through the wall one time. Actually, it was her giving her boyfriend a handjob.
>He was asking her to swallow at the end and I clearly heard her saying, "I can't."

>ITT LITERAL CUCKS

never observed yet, been observed twice though

>in sub-basement/fortress of coolitude
>circa age 14
>basically moved a bunch of trashed couches and rugs into this shitty basement grandpa built as a nuke shelter in the 70's
>listening to ACDC records and shit
>usually just sit down there and "read" musty playboys and get high/drunk
>keeping the late 80's early 90's alive vicariously in our personal timemachine essentially in the early 00's
>invite these chicks to our "pad"
>buddies with his chick and i'm with mine on the ratty couches
>usually we go to one of the various rooms with salvaged mattresses and lock the door for this shit
>can't cause chicks basically ambushed us and now we're all glued to our individual couches in flailing limbs and lips
>about halfway through see buddy checking my side of the action
>eyes lock on each other
>get insanely angry for no reason
>both of us are just these faces of seething rage that we're taking out on our respective chicks
>basically deathstare each other to completion to the tune of 10 Seconds to Love by Motley
>never mention this to each other ever even decades later
>entire middleschool and highschool career from then on he instantly takes any chick to one of the rooms and locks the door
>never read playboy together again either

MODS

Sauer

i think the rules are, if you see a couple fucking, and they know you can see them, you're allowed to take your dick out, and if it's bigger than the dude's, you're allowed to present it to the woman to at least touch if not suck and fuck

if you have a little dick, best not to try to get involved unless they ask you to