Poorly describe vidya thread

Poorly describe vidya thread

>search for treasure
>and bff's parents
>you have no parents
>but you have two mom's
>other bff embraces sweet release of death
>it all makes sense now
>ducks, and the moon.

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>post apocalyptic wasteland
>it's in the future but also in the past
>set in las vegas area
>mutated animals and stuff
>has zombie guys in it but some of them are good guys
>lots of diff factions in the game, some good some bad

Retardedly too easy

new vegas is a shit game for autismos

>be some emaciated chucklefuck
>working late in your shit tier job
>overhear meeting, business nit going so well
>boss gonna have your head
>leave before it happens
>learn magic hippie bullshit
>kill your bosses

skyrim

>you look for easy wins.
>when someone better than you joins, call him a hacker.
>then ragequit and block them so they can never join your game again.
>start over.

>lesbians
>time travel
>"hella"

>be fbi
>bring your best friend to a case
>lots of young chicks being killed
>Sherriff has a nice handlebar mo
>deputy's biscuits are 10/10
>also zombies

life is strange

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F K in the coffee.

It never fails

>smh you get a map
>magic, nukes, demons and shit
>more likely than not you end up crucified
>absolutely barbaric

correct

>sister dead
>dad ditched
>mom gone off her rocket
>fight your fears and regrets
>kill the devil inside

I do hope this is trolling

>Be young
>Find out your father isn't your real father
>Kill everyone
>Rule the world

I'm sorry user. This thread is for video games, not Greek mythology

Since nobody even tried im just gonna spoil it
Left 4 dead 2

>be a taxi driver
>new job opportunities present themselves
>insurance policies
>car races
>fucking daughter of your workmate
>tfw cigars arent cigars
>tfw you are just a cameo in the sequel

>hats

Binding of Isaac?

You betcha

>fun times with new friends
>help out soldiers
>lose fight
>glass

Far cry 4...?

>spend 15 mins creating character
>you died
>you died
>you died
>if you tryhard, victory achieved

One of the yakusa series?

>get masks
>get combos
>get fucked in the head

dark souls

> the team with less children wins
> Report someone

...the fucking ink splat game?

SJW rodent takes down space station in name of strawberry shortcakes.

>Giant monsters: the updated rerelease
>Destroy city, free other giant monsters
>Dun dun dun DUN! Dun dun Dun dun Dun dun Dun dun Dun Dun!

Ye

>There are a bunch of people in a circle
>some of them are good and some are bad
>they kill eachother in various ways untill someone wins

>get a new 3ds
>sleep outside
>befriend monsters
>can't get out of town because of traffic
>god is a dick
>you can be satan
>your cousin is your brother
>tits that defy physics

>come by train
>some dictature shits
>being the symbol of rebellion
>zolbie alien dafuk ?
>a troll with a suitcase

> few kids prwtend to be magicians and warirors
> new kid moves to town
> pick your role
> fight and fart flames find dildos and lube
> fight nazi zombies and nazi aborted babies
> fight princess ant the end

Half life 2

Too easy, could have guessed it with just the "come by train" part.

>retarded flying animal
>pipes

>Some girl you like invites you over for cake
>Show up and she's gone
>Bad guy laughs on the intercom really loud
>Look at all of her paintings
>Every time you fight the bad guy you call him gay and spin him around

South park: The edge of being still relevant

far cry 4 for sure

>get sick
>go to doctor
>wake up in london but shittier
>fuck a mannequin
>kill some dog things
>the church fucked up again
>squash slugs
>become a cripple

League of legends?

Super sanic

>be generic man
>be work
>become changed
>walk path
>die
>walk different path
>die
>game breaks
>walk different path
>credits level
>gg
>delete local content

uhhh no

> SHIT REPETATIVE MISSONS
> JUMP AND PUNCH SHIT
> COLLECT PINK AND GOLD FLYING CUNTS ON THE WAY
> FREE BLUE CUCKS FROM CAGES

Bloodborne

Rayman?

undertale?

Rayman 2: The Great Escape

Yes

Yeah, I made it too obvious

Rayman in general

No, but it's about the same level of shitty
Just looks better

>be a brick god
>spit numerous random bricks
>smash em crack em stick em in a bottom
>lose

>Sacrifice humans in order to make stars
>LSD involved

World of Warcraft

Lisa ?

Katamari

>Wander around with a frog
>Time travel

Shadow warrior?

Tetris

Tetroninoes

Yes

Yes

> hunt treasures and shit
> few friends to help
> shoot bad guys
> jump and climb shit
> shoot magic cucks near the end wtf

Devil survivor?

>be nurse
>mfw

Somebody please get this one it sounds sick

>Bad guy poked you in chest
>Climbing
>Kill the bad guy
>Jump off a cliff over and over

>anime girl, protector of universe
>sudden tentacle monster
>fucks up the whole world
>The_Core.mp4
>leafman balls
>birdman balls
>monkeyman balls
>fishman balls
>roboman balls
>man balls
>fuck the tentacle back
>go deep in insides
>save universe

>virtual reality
>call hackers gay
>get molested
>tamagotchi get
>almost die
>become the hacker
>become the hack
>work for a milf
>enjoy new life as an errand boy

...

Hey, glad someone got it

Think more boring
>generic working man

Hotline miami

Suits?

Mario 63

Someone already did

yeah

Is it stanley parable?

Nah.

Here's another hint: You can get one of the bad guys on your team.

Only two people in the game, you can't see either one.

this war of mine?

>be lizard because lizards are cool
>spend 30 mins on lizard bro
>bucket on head insta cash
>oh yeag i guess there are dragons and magic involved or smth

Yeah niga. :)

Yes

Chrono tugger?

Correct

>day to day grind
>work for shit wage
>can't afford to give your family a decent life
>politics makes your job harder each day
>people still try to pull shit past you
>glory to Arstoska

>insanity

Tomb Raider?

Any one ?

>You have two mom is
Ok

Probably drakes unchartee

Chrono Tiger

Mr. Robot?

Farcry 3