Poorly describe vidya thread
>search for treasure
>and bff's parents
>you have no parents
>but you have two mom's
>other bff embraces sweet release of death
>it all makes sense now
>ducks, and the moon.
Poorly describe vidya thread
>search for treasure
>and bff's parents
>you have no parents
>but you have two mom's
>other bff embraces sweet release of death
>it all makes sense now
>ducks, and the moon.
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>post apocalyptic wasteland
>it's in the future but also in the past
>set in las vegas area
>mutated animals and stuff
>has zombie guys in it but some of them are good guys
>lots of diff factions in the game, some good some bad
Retardedly too easy
new vegas is a shit game for autismos
>be some emaciated chucklefuck
>working late in your shit tier job
>overhear meeting, business nit going so well
>boss gonna have your head
>leave before it happens
>learn magic hippie bullshit
>kill your bosses
skyrim
>you look for easy wins.
>when someone better than you joins, call him a hacker.
>then ragequit and block them so they can never join your game again.
>start over.
>lesbians
>time travel
>"hella"
>be fbi
>bring your best friend to a case
>lots of young chicks being killed
>Sherriff has a nice handlebar mo
>deputy's biscuits are 10/10
>also zombies
life is strange
F K in the coffee.
It never fails
>smh you get a map
>magic, nukes, demons and shit
>more likely than not you end up crucified
>absolutely barbaric
correct
>sister dead
>dad ditched
>mom gone off her rocket
>fight your fears and regrets
>kill the devil inside
I do hope this is trolling
>Be young
>Find out your father isn't your real father
>Kill everyone
>Rule the world
I'm sorry user. This thread is for video games, not Greek mythology
Since nobody even tried im just gonna spoil it
Left 4 dead 2
>be a taxi driver
>new job opportunities present themselves
>insurance policies
>car races
>fucking daughter of your workmate
>tfw cigars arent cigars
>tfw you are just a cameo in the sequel
>hats
Binding of Isaac?
You betcha
>fun times with new friends
>help out soldiers
>lose fight
>glass
Far cry 4...?
>spend 15 mins creating character
>you died
>you died
>you died
>if you tryhard, victory achieved
One of the yakusa series?
>get masks
>get combos
>get fucked in the head
dark souls
> the team with less children wins
> Report someone
...the fucking ink splat game?
SJW rodent takes down space station in name of strawberry shortcakes.
>Giant monsters: the updated rerelease
>Destroy city, free other giant monsters
>Dun dun dun DUN! Dun dun Dun dun Dun dun Dun dun Dun Dun!
Ye
>There are a bunch of people in a circle
>some of them are good and some are bad
>they kill eachother in various ways untill someone wins
>get a new 3ds
>sleep outside
>befriend monsters
>can't get out of town because of traffic
>god is a dick
>you can be satan
>your cousin is your brother
>tits that defy physics
>come by train
>some dictature shits
>being the symbol of rebellion
>zolbie alien dafuk ?
>a troll with a suitcase
> few kids prwtend to be magicians and warirors
> new kid moves to town
> pick your role
> fight and fart flames find dildos and lube
> fight nazi zombies and nazi aborted babies
> fight princess ant the end
Half life 2
Too easy, could have guessed it with just the "come by train" part.
>retarded flying animal
>pipes
>Some girl you like invites you over for cake
>Show up and she's gone
>Bad guy laughs on the intercom really loud
>Look at all of her paintings
>Every time you fight the bad guy you call him gay and spin him around
South park: The edge of being still relevant
far cry 4 for sure
>get sick
>go to doctor
>wake up in london but shittier
>fuck a mannequin
>kill some dog things
>the church fucked up again
>squash slugs
>become a cripple
League of legends?
Super sanic
>be generic man
>be work
>become changed
>walk path
>die
>walk different path
>die
>game breaks
>walk different path
>credits level
>gg
>delete local content
uhhh no
> SHIT REPETATIVE MISSONS
> JUMP AND PUNCH SHIT
> COLLECT PINK AND GOLD FLYING CUNTS ON THE WAY
> FREE BLUE CUCKS FROM CAGES
Bloodborne
Rayman?
undertale?
Rayman 2: The Great Escape
Yes
Yeah, I made it too obvious
Rayman in general
No, but it's about the same level of shitty
Just looks better
>be a brick god
>spit numerous random bricks
>smash em crack em stick em in a bottom
>lose
>Sacrifice humans in order to make stars
>LSD involved
World of Warcraft
Lisa ?
Katamari
>Wander around with a frog
>Time travel
Shadow warrior?
Tetris
Tetroninoes
Yes
Yes
> hunt treasures and shit
> few friends to help
> shoot bad guys
> jump and climb shit
> shoot magic cucks near the end wtf
Devil survivor?
>be nurse
>mfw
Somebody please get this one it sounds sick
>Bad guy poked you in chest
>Climbing
>Kill the bad guy
>Jump off a cliff over and over
>anime girl, protector of universe
>sudden tentacle monster
>fucks up the whole world
>The_Core.mp4
>leafman balls
>birdman balls
>monkeyman balls
>fishman balls
>roboman balls
>man balls
>fuck the tentacle back
>go deep in insides
>save universe
>virtual reality
>call hackers gay
>get molested
>tamagotchi get
>almost die
>become the hacker
>become the hack
>work for a milf
>enjoy new life as an errand boy
...
Hey, glad someone got it
Think more boring
>generic working man
Hotline miami
Suits?
Mario 63
Someone already did
yeah
Is it stanley parable?
Nah.
Here's another hint: You can get one of the bad guys on your team.
Only two people in the game, you can't see either one.
this war of mine?
>be lizard because lizards are cool
>spend 30 mins on lizard bro
>bucket on head insta cash
>oh yeag i guess there are dragons and magic involved or smth
Yeah niga. :)
Yes
Chrono tugger?
Correct
>day to day grind
>work for shit wage
>can't afford to give your family a decent life
>politics makes your job harder each day
>people still try to pull shit past you
>glory to Arstoska
>insanity
Tomb Raider?
Any one ?
>You have two mom is
Ok
Probably drakes unchartee
Chrono Tiger
Mr. Robot?
Farcry 3