So earlier today my friend went to get his phone after it fell behind his bed and he unknowingly, or perhaps knowingly...

So earlier today my friend went to get his phone after it fell behind his bed and he unknowingly, or perhaps knowingly, stuck his ass in the air in a very sexual way while he was reaching for it. The boner gods took control of me and I quickly took a picture without even thinking. Now I've been fapping to it all night. I'm straight but now I want to fuck my friend and I've been wondering all night if he stuck his ass up like this on purpose. I need advice. Does this look like an intentional pose? Did he want me to notice him?

Yeah to me it looks like it OP. Send him a dick pic

Would you randomly send a dick pic to one of your friends?

No, but you can act like you tried to send it to a girl but it was the wrong contact..

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I'm not the type of person that would send a dick pic in the first place though and I think he knows that

Ask him if he is a faggot, if he says yes tell him you are too and then fuck each other

You can see his butthole, his ass is literally begging for your cock bro.. send him the pic you took and tell him you accidentally took it and tease him with something like "nice ads bro lol"

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do this

This and post results

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How long was he in that pose for? What where You guys talking about before this happened, does he act gay, search his porn lol

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>I'm straight
no one on earth is completely straight. trust me. Your sexuality will branch out as you get older.

Many people are either completely straight or so far on the continuum that they don't have any homosexual tendencies. The reason you don't believe this is that you are either gay or bisexual, and in general, people have a hard time empathizing with people who see the world differently from themselves.

come on faggot , just do it and post it with a text that convinces him you sent it to a girl , and if he says something like , it looks good or anything like that.

Just like that

Fuck it. I did it. Best case scenario is too good not to.
Long enough for me to see it and take a picture, long enough to make me suspicious.

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congratulations on your new relationship.

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kek

and now we wait :D

This. I was even raised by lesbians, so I was always encouraged to feel however I feel. I am all about letting people be and do whatever they want. I can appreciate a good looking man from an athstetic veiw point, but I have no desire or attraction to men in any sexual way.

Fuck me, this thread

The excitement... It's unbearable. I'm rock hard.

dang that didnt go as well as i had hoped...

What ass?

Lol nice

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Play it off as hazing, "you're the faggots sticking his ass up like that"

Garbage photoshop job on the reply bubble.

Don't lose hope. He's just having trouble with the fact that there is photographic evidence of his submissive sexual presentation to you. His shock manifests in aggression for the moment. He will be sucking your dick by the end of the week

faake

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Just do this and forget about everything. Bet you feel sort of pathetic noe haha

Seems legit

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Seriously? You know there are actual ways to fake 100 times better than that bull shit shoop

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Holy shit he's responding fucking hurry what do I say.

"allahu akbar"

Thread is dead. Poor attempt at le /r/Sup Forums xD

Don't get me wrong, I'd still fuck him for the power play at least, just to dominate him and assert myself as dominant, but he just has nothing there

Ask him how much of a faggot he is

Tell him how much money he could save on car insurance by switching to Geico

Yup, he's gay. That's not a negative reaction and just wants to know if you want him

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Tell him how you feel dummy.

Say "haha, ya you look like you were waiting for something else, you girl"

Doesn't seem like he's too shocked at the notion of you taking a photo of his ass in a sexual way. To me it seems that he was hinting somethinf by doing that. Pursue this, OP!

Say something along the lines of, "Too bad the photo is a little blurry..."

Fake and super gay

ask him to show his penis

Be careful about it. You dont want to make it a weird.

>Don't get me wrong, I'd still fuck him for the power play at least, just to dominate him and assert myself as dominant

I'm straight, but this is the part that gets me into this shit.

Just the whole part about fucking a bitchboy and making it a dominance over submissiveness thing.

tell him you want to fuck his butthole with your penis

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This! Pour out your hot lewd desires for him. He'll be putty and at your door begging for your cock before you know it.

Idk maybe he just thinks I'm messing around idk my heart is pounding WTF DO I SAY I GOT NOTHING

Underrated post

Nahh. You only think that because you're a disgusting faggot.

fuck is wrong with you

Just strike up a a good ol' brojob. Nothing weird.

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THIS

I don't give a fuck about the straight / gay shit that "you are or you aren't". I'm attracted to feminine bodies and faces, and I'm into domination over a partner, nothing feeds the masculinity like a hard dick buried deep in some one whose face is buried in a pillow and moaning like a cock whore and begging for more.

That's what gets me off.

t.Insecure faggot

tell him you love his mother and want to fuck a walrus embyro to death on a motor scooter chained to a bench behind the catholic church near the wal mart on a tuesday

had a nice view, you should do it more often

dude seriously it continues the sexual theme whilst also being funny if he's not into it

t. Projecting Homo

Tell him "sorry I just couldn't resist taking that pic lol" and see what his response his

THIS

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"Seems like you were looking for something other than your phone if you know what I mean ;)"

tell him you cant imagine how many penises you would suck to fuck a fucking nigger

OP please, you gotta respond soon.

Thisssssssssssss

You're not straight.

GUYS FUCK I can't tell what he's thinking and I need to respond

I'm straight but I love dick. So what? No homo bro.

Just tell him you couldn't resist the temptation. You're both testing the waters and trying to not freak out first. Just get on the same page and fuck a lot.

Dude for fucks sake say something like this. "Haha it looked like you were looking for dick, not your phone lmao"

"Says the guy sticking his ass 10 feet in the air"

THIS

He wants to fuck. Stop being a beta

>Okay so respond with lol couldn't resist and if he ask why just say because it actually looks nice lol no homo

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>I'm straight
>I want to fuck my friend in the ass

Having his urge makes you undeniably a faggot

That's not all I did with a pic of your ass ;^)

No this is far too upfront. You gotta jokingly get there. If you straight up say something like this and he's not gay you will ruin your friendship

"I can't quit you"

This is what libcuck teachers want you to believe. But, its not true. Most people are firmly heterosexual without even engaging in homosexual fantasy. The next biggest group is straight but engaging in homosexual fantasy but being turned off in real life encounters. Then theres like 5% of the population thats just a mix of faggots.

tell him about how you just got dubs, and so did i

He's into you buddy. Forget the false facade, it's obvious he wants your cock.
Write
Do you want to see mine?

yeeehaw

Impressive, very nice.

Agreed, use this suggestion. Or say this since he already accused you " i was wondering what you were doing waiting like a dog in heat"

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