Time to shave anons

Time to shave anons.
Any amusing style you want to see before it's all gone?

Slit your throat faggot

Just leave a moustache for 6 months

At some point hitler moustache. Grease up hair, comb to side.

Why would I do that?
Not a faggot either.
You.seem very angry and confused user...
Is everything ok in your life?
Is your uncle molesting you again?

Hitler has to.come last for obvious reasons.
Can't slick hair, it's too long

Wouldn't change much.
This is a few weeks growth.
Gets to about half to twice as long as this then seems to stop getting any longer for some reason.

I can get the full lumberjack beard, but not the long biker beard

Either way it gets too.itchy after a few months anyway

Fair enough.
Just shaving it all off then.

Pork chops are Nazi tier.

Gimme the Hitler look

Provide reference pic and I'll do it

Hitler comes last.

If you are using a straight razor, slit your fucking throat, nigger faggot.

Fedora tash
>thin line of hair across and as close to the top lip

Give yourself the douchiest side burns possible and a Hitler stash.

Hard-core user.
You're too cool for this thread

Don't know what a tash is, But I don't nor would ever wear a fedora

Need some guidance on those sideburns.

With the Hitler stash

Can do.
I'll try and make it even douchier before going that far.
Will post soon.

Keep bumped for 10-15

Sorry anons...
Was going for 5 star douchness, then battery died.
Is on charge now but I don't expect this thread will last long enough for it to charge

I think 20-30 minutes should do it, But I've never had to charge it while waiting so I don't really know

I'm partial to the sharpie in pooper style

if not that then shoe on head

entertain us with dick pics til it recharges then

I already said I'm not a faggot.

What reason would I have to post my dick for other men to look at?

OP's always a faggot, you know that

but fine, shoe on head then please

>not shaving manually
>not having a backup razor

you don't deserve your beard

So do it and post pics then you faggot.
That only applies to attention whores.
There's a reason I'm not showing my face.

Usually, not always.
When OP delivars he is not a faggot.
I attempted delivary, and did delivar what was done so far.

>attention whores
you made a thread about shaving your beard

what are you if not an attention whore?

good point

Shave half of your beard and leave it like that if I get dubs, and if you don´t, your mother will die tonight.

An user that thought other anons might get a little entertainment from dictating silly facial hair styles before I shaved it all off.

Blade shaving costs too much.
If I shave to the skin, in 6-12 hours I've got stubble again.
I know a cutthroat gives a clean shave and never runs out, But to maintain a close shave I have to shave so often it isn't practical.

Pic related is what I used u til I gave up and embraced electric.

I'm guessing it's had time to charge enough.
Well find out I guess.

>dubs
Autism pls go

Symmetry is fucked beyond reason

But I've got more than a few drinks in me, so it pretty good considering

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Getting closer to the Hitler step by step

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Mustve got distracted by all the trap threads...
The Hitler is the only thing left I can do, so it's coming up next if any user is still around to see it

i am

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Waiting for results

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finally

Keep it

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Show us a pic with a dick in your mouth before it's gone.

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What would happen to make my dick be gone?

Stop!

You must keep that for 1 week to achieve instant +50 to legend.

WD user

Today Sup Forums was (briefly) great again.

Good news user.
As of 2 days ago, I'm on annual leave for 5 weeks.
I'm keeping it for at least a week, probably more.

I'm only one man...
I also spam the shit out of WWYD threads if that's any consolation.

No side parting. 0/10.

Also ripped out 2 toenails relatively recently...
That was a fun thread

Could probably do.it again if there interest

Did you read the thread, or just skip to the bottom?

> No matter how much you give a beggar, he will always want more.

This one?

You can still make a side parting with long hair.. How long you been bald bro?

Or this One?

Not bald user.
I figured that was obvious from the pics.

Toenail remover

Getti g tired of having to screenshot every pic I take just to put it under the 2mb limit

> Offering to tear out toenails
> nobody seems to care.
This isn't right...

Do it
Do it
Do it OP....
Deliver twice in one thread.
Please do it

This is a sad day.
I'm offering to rip off parts of my body and anons are letting it slide into 404...

Do it OP

Probably all in the g/fur thread that just started

Are you toenail man?
I was in that thread.
If it's really you and you are going to do it again you get my vote

Please happen, that last thread was awesome

I don't understand fur faggotry, and I even less understand the letters they apply to it.
Either way they are a disgrace to humanity.

If you mean this toenail man
>pic related
Then I am him...

fuck... how much it hurt you?

I've got good pain tolerance.
I pulled two out in that thread.

Willing to pull 2 more in this thread but nobody seems interested in seeing Hitler tear out his toenails.

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Also did this just for extra fun

Fellow anons saw your gig once and wanna see some new kek. I would recommend to use your blood to paint swastika on your forehead

also checkd

Anons always want to see self mutilation no matter how many times they've seen it before.
It's it's live/real, It's good.

Can blood swatistika, fitting since I'm now Hitler, But that bloods gotta come from somewhere.

keep going

Keep in mind it'll be little slower since most pics from.my camera are above image limit, so I have to screenshot them and them post.

Also going out for a smoke now.. .
Will start ripping and posting when back... 5 minutes, ten tops...

From ripped nails obviously. I was just giving an idea for some extra to your SS manicure.

Dubs confirmed it

Understood and agreed.
My toenails are the only parts of my body I can't tear off for anons entertainment.

Even though I'm off work for 5 weeks, fingernails would take longer than that to regrow.

Piercings are cool unless it's a stupid place like my dick...
Not doing that

Just read nipples, also a good idea for Hitler's mutilation

Samanon, you are the best.

Damn right.
And here comes the fun...

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Don't do it, compa

yyyyyyeeeeeeeeesssssss

Found the only cholo who knows how to use a comutadora.

BWS keeping you fueled

Fuck anons...
Bits keep snapping off I stead if the whole thig tearing offf.
I don't know why, But I still have the other foot to try.
Will update with pics or disappointment depending how it goes.

$1200 a week gives me what i need so I guess the answer is yes

fair play

Sorry guys...
The other toe did the same thing..
Got some.blood draw before the last piece I could grab snapped off.

I tried my best... can't do any other nails due to previous threads.

Can pierce if that any consolation.

Kinda wanna see you with a blood swastika

Fully intended to delivar.
Tried and failed.

As far as delivaring goes I can either piece (no genitals), or have fuck out of an area with one of these things...
>pic related
Twist the round top off and you get a razor sharp stabby thing

Will still delivar that...
Be patient.

Looking sharp

No face, genitals or ass
I need to be able.to walk the world no looking.like a Sup Forumstard.

The Hitler stache is enough.