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what do women want ?

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More than they need.

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What everyone wants: freedom to do whatever they want whenever because someone else is footing the bill. It's just that society wants men to actually do the work but I guess that has slowly changed, huh.

Money and someone to constantly listen to their insane drivel.

no one knows son

A man who is 'alpha', but uses that alphaness to please them above all other concerns.
Be handsome, smart, rugged, and confident, but prioritize the pussy-havers over literally everything else.

This is actually pretty accurate.

Not even they know, fam

'Inane' as well

free money, to be 10/10 beauties without any effort and for brad pitt level men to come fuck them without them having to do anything.

What all women want

Yeah, it's your job as a male to give them that, and then die.

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Mutha fucker. That is genius. Share more of this wisdom

They want an unpredictable, unreliable man to inject excitement in their lives.

They simultaneously want a driveling, loyal man to help them raise their children.

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hopefully this

Money and every dick in the universe except their partner's.

I just realized what a small demographic educated single working wealthy non-asian minority women are. Just got a boner for those unicorns.

to ask for less up front than what they inevitably demand

this sounds like a shitty CEO

Pumpkin spiced latte.