>you receive a mysterious locked box with a button on it and a note that says Mr. Steward will come visit
>a smartly dressed stranger who introduces himself as Mr. Steward comes to your door
>he gives you a key to the box and explains that, if you press the button, two things will happen: you will receive $200,000 and someone "whom you don't know" will die.
what do you do?
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i sit down and finally watch the long awaited directorial follow up to donnie darko, sit in complete silence and then realize it was complete fucking bullshit and even start hating donnie darko because of how bad it was
push the button
realize you're the next to die when someone else pushes the button
Does the note say how many times I can press the button?
That episode was stupid.
Kiss James Mardsen on the mouth
Press that button all damn day. Given the population on Earth it will just be niggers/indians or chinks dying.
I would decline the offer for three reasons:
>I don't trust Mr. Steward.
>I'm a Christian.
>I don't have $200,000 right now and I currently have a good life. If I decline the $200,000, I won't miss it because I never had it.
And you.
Found the cuck
>whom you don't know
:)
Press that button without a second's hesitation
>implying people who truly know themselves would push the button
What if I want one million dollars?
>he gives you a key to the box and explains that, if you press the button, two things will happen: you will receive $200,000 and
I press the button
I half press the button
The button goes to someone after you.
Someone who doesn't know you.
press it 5 times
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yeah dude i will
if i die after the button goes to someone else than so be it lol
Why can't I keep the button?
Man this movie was a mess
Because op is a faggot and forgot to mention that after a day, the button is taken away.
An a press is an a press. You can't say it's only half
You receive 100k and you maim someone?
Movie?
This was a shit episode of the new twilight zone.
Wouldn't that happen anyway?
>$200,000
>a lot of money
They get told the same conditions.
You are someone whom they don't know.
What if I use my new 20 million to build a security system for the button?
Who did the box kill the first time they pushed it?
Someone they didn't know
>tax free for pushing one button
It ain't bad.
Maybe you're just a multi billionaire who's here for shits and giggles?
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Most Euros will probably know this one rather than Twilight Zone.
You need to return the button to be paid.
Can I just keep it to kill people whenever I feel frustrated then?
I am myself Euro, this film passed me by. Kinda want to know how the fuck they made a film of it.
Probably not, cause spoopy dudes.
Press it like 25 times
i only know this concept from
Yeah but so are 7 billion others.
is this a monkey's paw scenario where if I push the button someone really integral will die and I'll doom the world?
If it's just random then the odds are it will be some Chinese farmer.
Look, the twist is if you press it you die next.
>long awaited directorial follow up to donnie darko
You forgot one
>he gives you a key to the box and explains that, if you press the button
I press the button
How many times can I press it?
>okay, so you don't trust the guy, fine.
>what does this have to do with anything? are you trying to say youre opposed to killing because youre a Christian? because, buddy, the last 2000 or so years of history would like to have a word with you.
>cant miss something if you don't have it. but if youre a Christian, imagine the people you could help. but oh, nevermind
>If it's just random then the odds are it will be some Chinese farmer.
FUCK YES
I PRESS IT 6 BILLION TIMES FOR EVERY SINGLE TIME SOME XIAO FUCKER STOLE MY MOB IN WOW
NI HAO MOTHERFUCKERS
The answer so far, badly.
the short story this is all based on is actually bretty good desu
better than the Twilight Zone ending or the movie
which is why you simply don't press the button
Does the movie get better? Hour in.