This guy slapped you gf's ass, what do you do?

This guy slapped you gf's ass, what do you do?

Wake up

kick his colostomy bag

Leave her with him. She obviously wants him if she was standing so close to that chair he isn't capable of getting out of.

He slapped it with a stick

ask him "what ya gonna do ? fuk her ? bet you cant"
then proceed with inviting friends and bet on wether or not he can pull it out

I don't believe he has the energy to swing a stick.

Nothing, dude is motherfucking immortal

he chucks his colostomy bag at her. Wat do?

THIS IS A FUCKIN VIDEO

I throw semen at him

Get out of his fucking way and let him smother my whore gf with his genetically superior body. His alpha to mass ratio is 1:1 and Im not about to fuck with that.

Pull down his pants and watch as he struggles to bend over to pull it up again.

Your'e not getting any of this, and shake her ass at him.

Your thread implies this man would even be physically capable of moving far enough to grab my gf's ass.

I pull down one of his socks so that it's half way off of his foot and kind of annoyingly uncomfortable. Then I watch the scene unfold as he tries to reach his foot with his hand.

Slap his leg and ride the ripple up to his face, then whisper in his ear "I don't have a girlfriend"

what girlfriend?

r8 my gf ass

quality

Buy him donuts laced with laxatives to see how such a fat fuck would handle diarrhea.

make friends with him and be his sidekick and make fun of other people with him to disguise his disrespect for me as playful humor and maybe he will go easier on me cos what else can i do about it

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Bet he has a few of these

Probably custom Zelda ones

Ask him for 10% of his YouTube revenue.

Offer him a wafer thin mint

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fuck off, I'm full!

Drop my pants and let him fill me with his superior baby juice

Grab his insulin
Put it out of arms reach
Hand him a six pack of coke
He knows there is no way he can get to his insulin even though it's three feet away
Can't resist the coke
Shotguns all six
Struggles to reach his insulin, laugh as he jiggles
He dies
Gf laughs
I laugh
Go out to dinner together

Slap his

Make america great again, what else

Say my goodbyes to her before she gets into the event horizon. Then begin to run in the hopes that isn't too late for me to reach escape velocity.

Smack him upside the head with a bag of crunchy Cheetos

Thank him for finding a gf for me, and ask if he'd like to see her titties too.

Nonlethal and justifiable response.
Fat slob like that would get some lovely, painful bruises from my ASP.