Literally me

literally me

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Nah, I doubt it, user. You're probably more like this guy.

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Just watched the first cut. I actually don't mind the dark ending

Dante has a gf. No one on Sup Forums is like him.

So you're obsessed with tranny porn?

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PORCH MONKEY!

Video rental stores are a relic now. Can millennials even into Clerks?

That's not Dante.

Clerks 2 was based and I can't wait to see 3
fite me

Love this scene

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In a row?

What? Yes it is.

Dante has low standard though.

37 dicks.

tranny porn is pretty good though

Clerks = Clerks 2

>On March 8, 2013 Kevin Smith posted a photo of the cover of the first draft of Clerks III. The caption read: "THE BEGINNING OF THE END. 20 years ago today, we started shooting CLERKS. 20 years later, with no plan or provocation, I jumped out of bed at 4:20 this morning and started writing CLERKS III. It's been like hanging out with old friends. And after 2 hours of tapping the keys and giggling, I have come to a conclusion... CLERKS III will be the best film I'll ever make."

buncha savages in this town

Mallrats 2 could easily best Mallrats but Clerks III being better than Clerks? I say ha.

CANCER MERCHANT
CANCER MERCHANT

Isn't it getting a TV show? and being called Mallbrats? I dunno anything about it, that's just stuff I've heard through the grapevine.

Yes, because in Clerks II they work at a fast-food place, and through Clerks II they will discover Clerks.

I actually saw Clerks II first because it was on the TV one night when I had nothing to do and I loved it so much I watched the first one. This was only 8 years ago.

and the other fucked a dead guy

SLURP SLURP SLURP

Maybe. But I'm pretty sure they already shot Mallrats 2.

HE SAID YOURE THE BITCH AND YOURE THE BUTCH

HEY YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RENT HERE ANYMORE

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Clerks might be my favorite movie of all time. Guess I'm pleb.

YEAAAAAAAAH

If Clerks 3 turned out to be better than Clerks 1 I would honestly stop bagging on him for being a fat crybaby sellout fuck.

NOISE NOISE NOISE
SMOKIN WEED
SMOKIN WEED
DOIN COKE
DRINKIN BEERS

You're not. Don't let Sup Forums fool you with its memery. It's a great movie.

Does he really just write without any outlining or pre planning?

am I the only one here who actually used to be a huge smith fan but now hates his guts?

he started off so good. clerks, mallrats, chasing amy.

and now

i just don't know.. i cant imagine the new mallrats or even clerks being good

also please answer me this guys

what the fuck was up with the dancing and singing scene in clerks 2? what was the deal there?

why?

>Mallbrats
is this gonna get Disney'd?

Or I guess they just turned the sequel into a tv series. That's weird.

This according to google and IMDb. I'm guessing Netflix will probably pick it up.

Literally me. His problem is he has no self esteem and gets confirmation bias from negative reviews, so he defends himself from criticism now by making movies that are intentionally bad and therefore can't be criticized. It's a shame, he's one of my favorite filmmakers up until the early 2000's

Netflix can do it justice.

Post that pic of smith with those baggy as fuck shorts on

>Chasing Amy
>good

Look at the scroll bar, all he wrote was the title page

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Olaf, girl nice