Why do amerifags jerk off into a fucking sock?

Why do amerifags jerk off into a fucking sock?

Because they're mostly cutfags, who need to abrade their dick to the point of discomfort to feel anything.

Cause they are fat inbred cunts who think they are better than everyone else

Because we don't jerk off onto our daddy's faces like eurofags do.

You cant even get it up you diabates fat fuck

Were you watching American Pie?

Becuse it's the only thing they could ever hope to impregnate.

>Sup Forums suddenly hates americans
What happened?

But I am dutch and I do the same thing.

We found out what you guys do to poor socks

I never understood the concept of masturbating with anything other than your hand.

Lotions, flashlights, sponges, socks...
Do you really need that much leverage to pretend you're having sex?

Socks are used so you dont have to clean up the cum

>Because we don't jerk off onto our daddy's faces like eurofags do
Replies to an obvious truth, often confirmed by Americans on Sup Forums, with an obvious lie and an ad hominem
Is that you, Donald?

Flikker

Don't you have tissues in the USA?

Tissues are messy anyway. Cumming in a sock is easy, everything is contained, and visitors don't bat an eye if they see a pair of socks beside the kitchen table.

No

>visitors don't bat an eye if they see a pair of socks beside the kitchen table.
You masturbate in the kitchen? With visitors around?

Also, you can flush a tissue and it's not an act of amazing manual dexterity to cum into one.

You can reuse a sock, remember, reduce reuse recycle. Also you can burn a sock after about 50 sessions.

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>universal hatefest

Hello newfriend

Because we can afford socks, unlike yuropoors

Yes, but we know what they are for. Lets's face it, you guys use orange baboons as presidents.

Atleast we arent fat inbred idiots like you amerifats are.

Compared to a norwegian, you are a fucking hobo

We produce more cum than you eurocucks.

Its not just like just catching a sneeze.

Cause youre niggers

Am i the only one who jerk into a fucking rubber?

It´s great, you got a little bit of lube on it and don´t make a mess. Also you can just throw it away afterwards.

his kitchen is the only place in his house with tiles

Nice

No, because I can't justify spending on them for that reason. That said I do it with condoms I get for free.

Hm, i´m masturbating like once in a Week so i can afford this.
I would not do this like 3 times a day tho.