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mara
*Cock O' the North plays as I march through /brit/*
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babs
controversial opinion: it would be nice to have a lovely gf
what are the chances of a savile-like pedo scandal when stephen fry dies?
>tfw too intelligent to do well in school
You know what? I was afraid of it, I put it off for years, but I'm pretty glad I tried Italian food.
>2017
>still thinks capitalism is a good idea
Lpicrelated
>tfw you werent born as a normie so you have to work 10x as hard to achieve things that girls like in men
boys' (guys') bums
100%
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the fucking utter state of yanks
Set fire to the communists
not seeing enough pakis on tv so im off to join IS lads
lenya
lets all get together on a greek island for a few weeks and do lots of different drugs and have sex with loads of girls
>he doesn't know the difference between capitalism and corporatism
real capitalism hasn't existed since the 1960s
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>don't be fat
not even viewed as unattractive nowadays,
>the free market works because people are inherently selfish
>we should cut welfare payments because people will donate their money anyway
>minions
why
>have sex with loads of girls
Why not just have sex with each other you mong.
since we're all hopeless virgins here, who's your favourite pornstar?
birthday was good and shit desu senpai
because they're funny and epic
>Its another "underage /polddit/ users argue with roleplaying communist (You) farmers" episode
Jesus fucking christ you both need to fuck off
thats like picking a favorite parent 2bh
6 years to wizardry. Good luck lad
>sponsored game ad for a full minute of the video
lmao
>tfw everyone thought I was smart because I was quiet
reeeeee stop shitting up my timeline Aunt Susie reeeee
Which one are you lads?
Probably syndicalism or mutualism for me
same. got no friends so invited some work colleagues over today for pizza and films but no one turned up. £48 down the drain.
don't watch the porn (rots the brain)
10mg of diazepam straight up the shitter
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your mum?
>EDX Dubai Skyline Mix
what did he mean by this?
None because I'm not 14
Thoughts on them lads?
i would imagine vaginas feel better than mouths/hands/assholes
but thats just a theory that i have, i dont actually know if thats true. plus in the hands thing, i would think a girls hand would be nicer on your weiner because their hands are generally much nicer
>everyone thought I'd shoot up the school or something because I was quiet
*keith vance likes this*
ha,ha ,will be sending this to alexander.. keith and judith x
>6'0 athletic physique
>Stable gov job
>Lots of money for my age
>Clean
>Wear fairly expensive suits pretty much every day
>Wear niche fragrances most days
>Think I'm good dad material
>Would normally pay for dates if I were going on them
>Very confident
>Ash blonde hair and full, dense beard
>7" willy
>Haven't had sex in over a year
I must be ugly as fuck. Obviously takes more than what's on that list to be attractive man
shallow populists
we need jack mcconnell back
*free birds ur mum up in this*
Are you autistic by any chance?
people at work joke that i'm going to shoot the place up
find myself rather attracted to these two ngl
writing poetry inna dance
>strangers tend to think i'm either gay or a murderer
my manager at work keeps fucking with my head, she said she can't decide if i'm straight and for the first like year that i worked there she said i creeped her out and she thought i was a killer because i "walk with my chest up, slow, and straight like a robot"
makes me actually want to kill her 2bh
wow great argument!
probably lel
don't believe this for a second
>he has the virgin walk
ah yes, a collage of literally whos
state of that runtish lot. bet they're all jews too.
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>that piece of paper with a molecule drawn on it
>clearly chemistry students of some kind
feel too intimated by their intelligence if I'm being honest. I'm just a call centre drone
>crashes at 90mph
>family tries to sue porsche because of the seatbelt design
might extort more prescriptions out of my doctor so i can go back to the pharmacy to see the girl that works there again
If they aren't your friends then don't ask them round for pizza and films and don't fucking pre order the pizza.
I get along well with my work colleagues but I wouldn't ask them round, it'd be fucking weird and they would probably try and get out of it because of it being weird.
Next time just ask if they fancy going to the pub after work or something. But you've blown it now, you've shown your autism and that you have no friends.
would kill for a gf with a hope solo gf
bet you can't name half of them
that last one doesn't actually work does it?
the alleged gf
they probably dont know the first thing about chem , girls just draw things for the hell of it
..... nvm they're asians of course they're chemistry experts
mate..
I work in a call centre but I'm doing a Master's degree
only tramps piss with their foreskin foward
desu is there anyone prettier than tuesday weld?
what about emailing to yourself ?
It's in our nature to form hierarchies, governments and so on. To actually want a system without all that if hilarious.
Are you just another NEET who wants things for free?
It was a joke, I understand most people are heterosexual.
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Americans are runts. I wouldn't apply cardiopulmonary resuscitation on one because they'd just sue me for breaking a rib if they survived
Bicycle lad are you here? I can give ye advice
>criticize an aspect of the country that needs improving
>'If you don't like it, fuck off then!'
every brexiter ever
Quite a reddity post this one
Bet you thought you were being funny too
not even din dins yet and im already at 5100 calories
>martial valour, valour
fucked it
90s rigid mtb with slicks
at last i truly see
i know, i was also playing alonjg with your joke by presenting nonsense thoughts
only two are AFAIK
kropotkin
bakunin
proudhon
malatesta
tucker
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spooner
thoreau
goldman
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parsons
michel
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rocker
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bookchin
yes
nice boobs but very annoying girl
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din dins
Why bother counting calories that high? Just give up as soon as you go over 3k...
Yes I am still here.
Things I will be using the bike for:
>riding to the shop (will probably fit panniers)
>possibly riding to work (~30 mins)
>follow due process of law
>JUST GET ON WITH IT
every brexiter ever
just stop eating
quite australiay this post, makes me want to close the thread and never post on Sup Forums again
so long forever, then...... good bye........
>nature to form hierarchies, governments
lmao no
95% of human history was spent as stateless, egalitarian tribes
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