I just found this bitch, what to do ?

I just found this bitch, what to do ?

Does it have a collar? If so, find owner. If not, either adopt it or give it food and a warm place to sleep while you find someone else to adopt it.

Pet
Give treats
Take to vet
Adopt

Name her "Turbo Titties" and love her for the rest of her life.

Put it in a blender and make a super protein smoothie

My mother fucking digits demand this

Nope it doesnt have a collar

Kek demands you love this puppy. So dubs make it so, ye shall check em

It looks like he is a male

space program

be a decent human and dont hurt a defenceless animal.

Then why did you refer to it as a bitch?

Is that a God damned Harry Potter dog? Lightning bolt on its chest!

Cause i call bitch to everyone

Dont worry, im a lonely man and may adopt him

Burn it and suffer

love him to death

Love him

dont be an asshole and just take it to the pound, unless you feel like taking care of it.

Sharpie in pooper.

Looks just like my doggo when he was a puppy

Donate it to the Chinese

give it a prostate exam, then feed it some female hormones

Shovel Dog II

may be chipped. take him to the vet to see if he's got an RFID chip

Ask Michael Vick if he needs a new doge

have loads sex with it anally

his little peepee isn't big enough to stick in my butt though

shoot it

for sure shoot it

If you cant find it's owner, take him to a vet or a shelter OR keep him yourself if you can take care of him.

STOP!!!!

Don't be a fucking cunt. That doggo can be your best friend. Keep it, don't give it to a shelter. They euthanize their animals because there isn't enough room. Ik i sound like a pussy rn but trust me. If you keep that dog you'll change it's life and what's more badass then owning a damn dog?....

Yes

bring him in and give the little motherfucker a flea bath and some water and a snack.

adopt it and give it a happy life

Settle down, Beavis.

I mean I agree but I don't think OP has any intention to hurt the doggo.

Thanks guys. Nice to know atleast 75% of my Sup Forumsro's still have a heart.

owning a damn cat

You have a shovel?

Idk, he called it a bitcb and people are telling him to shoot it, plus the place he's in judging by the setting looks like some sort of 3rd world country, where the dog is at risk of getting eaten by people or shot-like most people are telling him to do.

Take it home and take care of it.

Cats don't love you back like doggos do, though. I mean on the plus side they're low maintenance and I do get why some people like that, but I've never been able to bond with a cat.

True.

Nah he's pretty cool

my cats is too loving, tries to rub against my face and get in my lap to knead pretty frequently

you must teach the dog to harness it's powers of adorable to get you bitches. and make it clear if the dog doesn't get you bitches he doesn't get bitches

no bitches for me, dog and you will have stitches.

capeash?

Wtf has Sup Forums become? Stomp he's head in. Record it. And post it. Faggot.

if you don't want him, i'll adopt him

>cathh r guud

Keep the wee bastard. Name him something dope like Khan.

Name him snuggles and love him forever and ever

Why don't you do us a favor and kill yourself you gay fucking nigger?

Why do newfags suck so badly at pretending to be oldfags? Sup Forums used to fuck children but we've always loved animals.

>trying this hard to be edgy
kys faggot this dog deserves a good life

>what's more bad as than owning a dog?

Not being a pussy virgin retard faggot.

Not OP, I just have a similar (but older) dog. 8 mo, he's part of the family

Nigger detected

fuck you.
its a dog, not a fucking frog that you need to launch into high altitude orbit with balloons

Sup Forums basically made shovel dog... Dumbass

No but you're being a fucking cuck basket. You fucking waste of sperm chuckling gonad.

Yeah, you should use model rocket boosters for dogs

kill it. no balls. wont do.

>Wtf has Sup Forums become?
Adults, aparently.
You missed the memo.
Hope your tendies are warm.

at least. a dog that size is about 10 lbs

Show it your shovel the hard way by smashing your shovel onto its head multiple times until severe brain danger and watch it die with uncontrolled spasms and ultimate pain

dont you have homework to do??

send him to outer space

OP should make his own space program and put that puppy in orbit

yeah i agree. /b was once a place where the first reply wasn't some gay shit like love it. it was "fuck it" or something like that. yall are a bunch of pussies now and you're too big of faggots to even admit to being a pussy.

i hope OP delivers

Are all you people autistic? The guy makes an obvious joke, but hell he brought up a good point... All you faggots are so PC now, you used to be able to come to Sup Forums say what ever you want and escape all that shit, now a dead dog joke and it's got people triggered as fuck.

Are you a hillary clinton supporter trying to find new things to cry about?

Stick your dick in it

Jesus do you know anything about politics.. He's the complete opposite to a Clinton supporter.. Dumbass.

the kikes are trying to subvert Sup Forums again, with thei tricky jew reverse phcycology

Duct tape, some PVC piping, like 8 m80s...

Nice try, samefag.

Clinton supporter detected

underrated post

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Got a hungry Python op?

I think your sister is already occupied user

make it your pet and feed it food n shit my man

That could be interesting and informative, feed the puppy to a snake for science

Occupied with what, your mom?

Kinda heartbreaking expression. Adopt.

It might have been chipped

Kill that piece of shit and sell it to a chinese restaurant you dumbfuck OP piece of shit. Put that bitch into eternal pain and cause massive pain and destroy its body physically by cracking up its skull and watch it suffer until death. After it died give it your hardest kick to the head and try to kick off its head

Have sex with it.

>Check to see if microchipped
>Put up a poster or an online advert or two
>If no response, adopt
>Make dog memes
>Become famous

Space program

thats a cute pupper, keep it.

Name is "Grubwub" and teach it in this order

>Name
>"Come here"
>"Outside"
>Housebreaking (piss/shit outside)
>Sit
>Stay
>Lie down
>Sit up (Front paws in air)
>Roll over (When in lie down variant)

There you go.

Do you have daddy issues?
You autistic scumlord.

You will adopt the fucking dog for god's sake because imagine how cute and friendly it is. It will give you a meaning to life because of having a new fluffy friend.

Looks like boxer pit mix

Also Shepard. Total mutt. Usually very smart dogs.

something typical

OP here what thw fuck wrong qith you all
5p% bunch of pussies and 50% bunch of gorefags

Btw like some guy said im from 3rd world country best comment on the poll cause i loled

take care of that dog if you can afford it OP. If not, take it to the local vet and see what he recommends.

Dogs are the best creatures on earth, they only care about making you happy, so please treat it with the respect it deserves