ITT: Poorly describe vidya games

ITT: Poorly describe vidya games

>Play as a short man
>Get called a dick

>guy in green clothes
>saves entire world

Any Zelda

>Girl that can transform into a spaceship and uses a dual light saber like she's Darth Maul before Darth Maul even existed
>Destroys an entire planet

Guardian Legend.

>"I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"

>Return to Earth
>Shit is fucked.
>Become space miner.

>Play as a middle age really pissed guy
>Everybody hates you
>Doesn't really like shirts

god level here
>be ball
>paint stuff
>overthrow dictatorship

gtaV

Nanomachines and AIs are assholes to cloned dudes

HOLY SHIT Sup Forums IS SOMEHOW LESS PLEB THAN Sup Forums PRAISE THE FUCKING LORD.

Like dude, last time there was a thread like this on Sup Forums, i posted the same shit and there was a moron who tought it was Metroid holy fuck you deserve a medal

Wrong.

katamari whatever the fuck its called, the stupid weeaboo playstation game.

>god level here

you should leave

DeBlob?

Hah, thanks. I played this quite a bit growing up.

wrong, motherfucker
you have good taste, my good sir

>Purple
>Fire

Goldeneye, Fuck people that pick Oddjob

>hats
>conga

You spend hours growing a family just for them to die and you ca have a bigger, more eye pleasing graveyard.

any the sims

Those were simpler times

>bear and bird
>beat up old woman

Grimace's jew experience? Idk.

Team Fortress 2 rp servers

Banjo Kazoie.
Easy. Fuck you.

>stupid brothers fight for stupid shit.
>smart brother kills them both
>robots
>kangoroos
>2 heaven, 1 hell
>nudity

>Angry tree people.
>Plot twist - tree people are not bad guys
>Reincarnation of ancient race

>kids who kill each other over what color the floor is

>Space Colony CEO father dies by a terrorist attack
>You have to stop the terrorists, who happen to be robots
>Plays like megaman but you can crouch

>anime hair
>weasel thing
>future junkyard planet
>it's jack and daxter

literally the latest team fortress comic

splatoon, easy peasy

Ocarina of Time.

>prisoner
>save the world

>Light and Dark squares.
>Not Chess
>Power points.

mighty number 9?

Nope.

Nope, second hint its an NES game

damn, i tought that one would take longer

Shift? Fucking guessing, and it's a really old flash game.

>naked
>bible
>basement

Nope, but the game is fairly old.

Binding of isaac

>Be a time traveler
>Get kicked in the balls

Any elder scrolls.

>Entire game revolves around preventing evil technocratic dictatorship and slavery
>Entire fanbase is 10

Binding of Isaac.

>catch banana
>change monkey
>catch banana

Donkey Kong Country..

>his coconut gun

>spain
>iluminaty

yeah, fuck that game

>graple arm
>robo hitler

>Real life
>God mode

>Abandoned by family
>Takes up fathers sword
>Has to kill pet.

League of weeabos.
Fuck you.

Heavy rain?

>normal dude
>school shooter outfit
>do shit for a week
>it was a dream
>little niggers try to fuck you
>zomboogles
>nukes
>dogs
>ur dog in ur dream is real
>bridge zombies
>that is all i have played for now

yep

Bomber Man - One of the bosses.

>cause destruction of mankind
>save mankind
>fuck everything up in end

>shitty fucking game
>ass meat teamates
>can never close the game feeling satisfied

Negative.

Nope

>nes

>kill hitler
>octopus alien

Jailbait and her older lover kill zombies.

all spyro

Bionic Commando

wolfenstein

Resident Evil.

>Mom's a cunt
>you'd rather stay in your basement than deal with her
>wait how did I get inside her vagina?

lolipop chainsaw

Zombies ate my neighbors.

League of salt
or dota

undertale

somebody already did binding of isaac dumbas

Yup

Half Life 2?

>Orphan
>Run away with Princess
>Explore old ruins.
>Talk to spirits.
>Save the planet.

fnaf

Shadow the hedgehog

>Diminutive Mediterranean civil engineer
>Navigate ascending footholds whilst simultaneously surmounting tumbling receptacles
>Evasive anthropoid
>sporadic hammering

>get stabbed outide of a pub
>come back from the dead and murder everyone whos important, then declare yourself emperor of the world with all of humanity as your slaves

12 second ninja or whatever the fuck it's called.

Ayy this guy gets it

Postal 2

>chicken mask
>russian mafia
>absolute slaughter

>You can fly and shoot fireballs.
>Head-butting is required.
>2d world map.

Gmod?

>get drunk
>qt gives you job
>kill a bunch of people
>you kill your stepsister at the end
>then you fight your brother in law
>never get to fuck qt

>UNTIL THE SEQUEL!

any platformer mario game

>red thong
>discount lightsaber
>kill all robots
>4 in the series

>future cashier
>sell things to make other lives better
>tiddy

Hotline Miami!

>italy
>mexican dude
>explosions

>Four dudes
>Desert
>Space ship
>Jungle
>One dies.
>Bugs fucking everywhere you look and there's lizards with robots.
Atleast that's how the story goes.

blood omen

my nigga!