ITT: Poorly describe vidya games
>Play as a short man
>Get called a dick
ITT: Poorly describe vidya games
>Play as a short man
>Get called a dick
>guy in green clothes
>saves entire world
Any Zelda
>Girl that can transform into a spaceship and uses a dual light saber like she's Darth Maul before Darth Maul even existed
>Destroys an entire planet
Guardian Legend.
>"I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"
>Return to Earth
>Shit is fucked.
>Become space miner.
>Play as a middle age really pissed guy
>Everybody hates you
>Doesn't really like shirts
god level here
>be ball
>paint stuff
>overthrow dictatorship
gtaV
Nanomachines and AIs are assholes to cloned dudes
HOLY SHIT Sup Forums IS SOMEHOW LESS PLEB THAN Sup Forums PRAISE THE FUCKING LORD.
Like dude, last time there was a thread like this on Sup Forums, i posted the same shit and there was a moron who tought it was Metroid holy fuck you deserve a medal
Wrong.
katamari whatever the fuck its called, the stupid weeaboo playstation game.
>god level here
you should leave
DeBlob?
Hah, thanks. I played this quite a bit growing up.
wrong, motherfucker
you have good taste, my good sir
>Purple
>Fire
Goldeneye, Fuck people that pick Oddjob
>hats
>conga
You spend hours growing a family just for them to die and you ca have a bigger, more eye pleasing graveyard.
any the sims
Those were simpler times
>bear and bird
>beat up old woman
Grimace's jew experience? Idk.
Team Fortress 2 rp servers
Banjo Kazoie.
Easy. Fuck you.
>stupid brothers fight for stupid shit.
>smart brother kills them both
>robots
>kangoroos
>2 heaven, 1 hell
>nudity
>Angry tree people.
>Plot twist - tree people are not bad guys
>Reincarnation of ancient race
>kids who kill each other over what color the floor is
>Space Colony CEO father dies by a terrorist attack
>You have to stop the terrorists, who happen to be robots
>Plays like megaman but you can crouch
>anime hair
>weasel thing
>future junkyard planet
>it's jack and daxter
literally the latest team fortress comic
splatoon, easy peasy
Ocarina of Time.
>prisoner
>save the world
>Light and Dark squares.
>Not Chess
>Power points.
mighty number 9?
Nope.
Nope, second hint its an NES game
damn, i tought that one would take longer
Shift? Fucking guessing, and it's a really old flash game.
>naked
>bible
>basement
Nope, but the game is fairly old.
Binding of isaac
>Be a time traveler
>Get kicked in the balls
Any elder scrolls.
>Entire game revolves around preventing evil technocratic dictatorship and slavery
>Entire fanbase is 10
Binding of Isaac.
>catch banana
>change monkey
>catch banana
Donkey Kong Country..
>his coconut gun
>spain
>iluminaty
yeah, fuck that game
>graple arm
>robo hitler
>Real life
>God mode
>Abandoned by family
>Takes up fathers sword
>Has to kill pet.
League of weeabos.
Fuck you.
Heavy rain?
>normal dude
>school shooter outfit
>do shit for a week
>it was a dream
>little niggers try to fuck you
>zomboogles
>nukes
>dogs
>ur dog in ur dream is real
>bridge zombies
>that is all i have played for now
yep
Bomber Man - One of the bosses.
>cause destruction of mankind
>save mankind
>fuck everything up in end
>shitty fucking game
>ass meat teamates
>can never close the game feeling satisfied
Negative.
Nope
>nes
>kill hitler
>octopus alien
Jailbait and her older lover kill zombies.
all spyro
Bionic Commando
wolfenstein
Resident Evil.
>Mom's a cunt
>you'd rather stay in your basement than deal with her
>wait how did I get inside her vagina?
lolipop chainsaw
Zombies ate my neighbors.
League of salt
or dota
undertale
somebody already did binding of isaac dumbas
Yup
Half Life 2?
>Orphan
>Run away with Princess
>Explore old ruins.
>Talk to spirits.
>Save the planet.
fnaf
Shadow the hedgehog
>Diminutive Mediterranean civil engineer
>Navigate ascending footholds whilst simultaneously surmounting tumbling receptacles
>Evasive anthropoid
>sporadic hammering
>get stabbed outide of a pub
>come back from the dead and murder everyone whos important, then declare yourself emperor of the world with all of humanity as your slaves
12 second ninja or whatever the fuck it's called.
Ayy this guy gets it
Postal 2
>chicken mask
>russian mafia
>absolute slaughter
>You can fly and shoot fireballs.
>Head-butting is required.
>2d world map.
Gmod?
>get drunk
>qt gives you job
>kill a bunch of people
>you kill your stepsister at the end
>then you fight your brother in law
>never get to fuck qt
>UNTIL THE SEQUEL!
any platformer mario game
>red thong
>discount lightsaber
>kill all robots
>4 in the series
>future cashier
>sell things to make other lives better
>tiddy
Hotline Miami!
>italy
>mexican dude
>explosions
>Four dudes
>Desert
>Space ship
>Jungle
>One dies.
>Bugs fucking everywhere you look and there's lizards with robots.
Atleast that's how the story goes.
blood omen
my nigga!