my fiancee is pregnant we were petrified at first and wanted to abort but now we rtalked and i honestly cant wait to see our baby. i 22 M live in a 2 bed house with my fiancee in yorkshire uk. i havent told my family yet as shes only 5 weeks old but i needed to tell someone im excited
My fiancee is pregnant we were petrified at first and wanted to abort but now we rtalked and i honestly cant wait to...
Congrats
Name it Adolf Hitler
Second
Congrats
Name it Adolf Hitler
Are you sure it's yours?
cheers dude im naming if Quentin Tarquin Torquil Tyberius Nathaniel
Congrats
Name it Adolf Hitler
op here. trips decide name of the baby
definite mate
your fiance is 5 weeks old? damn, thats some early pregnancy
your not op dickhead
got pics of wife? and congrats. give b/ regulr updates
Shit just got interesting.
But if we succeed you have to film you telling your fiancee what you want the baby to be named and post it
like em young haha
Donald Maga Trump
Gratz.
Dubs and you name it Donald or Ivanka.
My Gf Is Pregnant As Well
6 weeks
Love the baby but she was on thin ice already.
She doesn't want to fuck ever.ahhh
actually sure lets see what you come up with and ill speak to my fiancee about it and post result
Lord Kek {insert Last Name}
Are you a sub-human? If so, ABORT.
my girl became horny as fuck now theres no need for a condom shes been sucking swallowing and just fucking all the cum out of me haha
na good hard working dude
Natalia Poklonskaya
Bonus Points if you spell it Ната́лья Влади́мировна Покло́нская
Not what he asked
Love Semen if girl (actual name of girl I knew btw)
and if boy Stormageddon the 1st
Never gotten trips never wanted trips
Until now...
Rolling for Keeanu Reeves [last name]
0 shit, found us a euro nigger
Gustav Sinep Clark Jeremy Pascal Thomas Helmut Karl
HAHAHA
There arent niggers in my country. We were smart enough not to import them
honestly dont think shed go for that lol
Mohammed Hassan Kemal
Thank God. You had me for a second.
Congrats dude, Yorkshire is an awesome place too to raise a child.
Yeah but adolf hitler and fucking lord kek are on the table.
Fuck man name your daughter that and she will grow up to be elected into the russian duma
does it give you a handjob up inside your woman's twat while you fuck her?
quints and the babies a girl so name her Adolfina Hitler
wow what a name lol
i knew a dude whose name was storm (his paents were high when naming him
what is he asking? am i a nigger no im white british
i know kids actually go outside here rather that stuck on screens like me lol you from yorkshire?
theyre noice names lol
not yet no hands
Wooh Wooh
Sandnigger detected
Get married. Or do you want your kid to be a bastard?
What would you do if it had an extra chromosome
>kills son/daughter with a suppressor
i worked i a shop with muslims once they kept calling me Maqbul Gafar Behrami Al Brittani lol
You going to raise your child religious? If so name her Deus Vult
And if not well you're missing out
Third
i was a bastard its not that bad kids taking my name though so when we do eventually save up to marry we dont need to change smudges name (we call it smudge because its tiny and thats how its look on a scan)
I haven't even seen dubs.
I don't think we will see trips boys
It's going to be a long 18 years. Have fun.
Also for the first few years the sleepless nights are going to be fucking awesome. Hope you can Handel a lot of shit and puke too
FALCON PUNCH !!!!!
I don't no if he can Handel it but he can't Bach out now
That is unless he is Haydn something from us
itll choose itself if it wants to be like its mother an athiest or me a pagan
ill lower it to dubs
i will im dreading and looking forward to it luckily i and the elder or 6 other siblings fro 16 yo to 4 yo so im fine and my fiancee is auntie to 13 nieces and nephews
LoL. Fucking auto correct
>my fiancee is pregnant
man you gonna be havin's some hot preggo sex. when your cock is up your gf's vadge, enough of it goes far enough to go up the baby and the baby can actually bite the tip of your cock
Just cross your fingers that it doesn't come out an oreo.
Congrats name the baby after me.
John Elliott (ur last name) if its a boy. Don't give it a stupid fucking none english name. Like greenbeans or rainbow like some faggot. If and when I have kids. Ima make sure they pick on all their classmates with retarded ass names.
My son is 4 years old. Wife gave birth when I was 22 as well. Fatherhood is great. Don't feed him to liberal propaganda camps. Redpill up, raise a good person.
Are you one of the whiny third wave "rebelling againts my parents" pagans or one of the bitchin' "fuck yeah return to my heritage" pagans
LEARN ABOUT HUMAN BEHAVIOR
please don't ruin the child curiosity
Op make sure you go Chopin for all the baby stuff
Also I want Shannon Ardoyne after my grandma
>i will im dreading and looking forward to it
All my friends are always saying how great it is to have kids then you see them on fb they are always complaining they are so tired they need a break, this sucks ect ect. lmao when I had kids we got a Nanny, fuck all that shit
Alexander Wesley and your last name
Don't talk or think negative thoughts. The baby will remember everything it comes in contact with and can stick with it for years and even go it's whole life without knowing the truth
Please do Wodin Donar
OH SHIT NIGGER
Wait wait if its girl I authorize Friga in place of Wodin
looking forward to that lol
actually like that name my grandad and her closest grandad rip were both named john#
cool, thats actually reassuring and i won t ill teach equality but sense and reason not to flip to the other side like an sjw cunt and want to teach kindness but not naivete
neither i walked past our local minster on the way home from work and i was struggling (manic depressive so good days and bad, it kept being bad) and i prayed. not to god but to many i played and admitted i dont know anything about them and never will but can you make things easier and they answered my prayer it was the easiest day of my life the next day, my uncle died 2 days later so i believe when you ask a favour of the gods they will make you earn it. a week ago i prayed for half an hour asking for the strength to stay alivbe and not to run away into the wild to live or die and 2 days later i god this news and i stayed strong they tested my strength and it worked and have a baby as reward.
so neither i found my faith by chance
OP
Don't fuck us
Deliver
i like that
Did you see where someone named their kid Dovahkiin and the parents and kid got free games for life from
Bethesda
Ey bro dubs check em. Hate the fucking name but I want to hear what she says
ill speak to my fiancee shes at work now (care work) and ill post result tomorrow
Shit man if thats how it works I'll name my kid Crusader Kings 2. Those games are expensive
is thread kill?